Sunday, 21 December 2008

I'm A Banker


I went to the store the other day to buy a toaster -- and I got a bank!



I'm setting up my own multi-bank so bring me yer money. There are holes in the wall for men to pay us to take yer sperm so its also a sperm bank and out the back weemen can go to the fertility clinic where my doctors use the sperm and a turkey baster to get you up the duff or if you want a super babby just set up an appointment with me .............. I'll wear the cap.

Every bank account gets a free slice of Jesus toast as I can't afford toasters until ya give me yer money.

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6 comments:

  1. Daisy21 Dec 2008, 02:40:00

    well now...with jesus toast you could preform miracles...like getting help from the government...

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  2. tony21 Dec 2008, 06:40:00

    Crumbs!

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  3. The Mistress21 Dec 2008, 06:42:00

    Shove your toast.

    I want a free trip to Friggadoon.

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  4. Jenny21 Dec 2008, 07:45:00

    do you accept Paypal?

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  5. Leah21 Dec 2008, 10:45:00

    Well, how much for the cap-sex-Knudsen-baby?

    Last minute holiday gifts and all, you know.

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  6. Momentary Madness21 Dec 2008, 11:05:00

    ..... and a very nice house it is too.

    I like a good jesus on my toast every morning, well spread, plenty of butter, helps me enter (the spirit of things)

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