Sunday, 7 September 2008

My Penis Has Seen Better Days

I have recently found out that I have Morgellons Disease so anyone I've been in close contact with recently needs to get checked out and incinerated.


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8 comments:

  1. "..... Hello hen, is that Mrs Smith? Ya wannae tell big Walter that he needs tae phone Gartnavel as soon as he gets hame?..ta" "... who's calling?, och.. just say its a friend"

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  2. Does "spitting distance" qualify as close contact?

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  3. This post made angela sad.

    Perhaps with a shave and some dental work you'll be able to turn things around.

    All the best hun.

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  4. Whack it off!

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  5. Man you crack me up you really do.

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  6. quit playing with that thing, you'll go blind next.

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  7. That thing looks... dry.

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