A little song a little dance, Batman's head upon a lance. A sample of my up and coming cum back CD, CD not VD that cleared up . You cunts had better buy it when its cums out cos I want to be rich.
Warning if there are children in the room now is a good time to groom them.
Some people have said my singing is an acquired taste, those fuckers can fuck away off and die in a fuck bucket full of sickly fuck.
This is not a YouTube this is a display of MY talent though I may have to eventually become a YouTube star in order to break America. Ach you become what you hate the most I find.
Heres a joke fer ya, Whats 9 inches and covered in shite?
My boot from kicking you up the hole if ya don't buy my CD.
Rolling Stone Magazine
"Old Knudsen is raw, edgy and smells of piss he could be the next Pat Boon."
Readers Digest
"Sexy and irreverent I'm hooked."
Killamory Times
"Old Knudsen to be extradited back to Scotland to face war crime charges."
Dumb American Weekly
"I just love these old Irish ballads."
The Bishop Of Leeds
"Hang the prod fucker."
Anonymous Boxer
"I'm not paying good money for that crap."
MJ
"I have sex to this song."
Angela
"Angela likes to cut herself to this song."
Northern Tool + Equipment
"We'd really not like to comment."
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Ah, Old Bitter Balls goes YouTube.
ReplyDeleteI never thought I'd see the day, but man what a launch.
Brilliant!
There's something real sexy about that voice, I just can't get enough. I just can't get enough I just ... ;-)
I almost feel gay.
Two thumbs Up !! - Up what, I'd really not care to mention.
ReplyDeleteThe Voice of Old Knudsen!
ReplyDelete*throws panties onto stage*
I'd like to hire myself out to play your pennywhistle on the next CD.
looks like a video link up on the knudsen site...
ReplyDelete*shakes head and realizes his hero is gone*
MM no YouTube.........yet but close. I invoke those feelings in many I understand.
ReplyDeleteheff always room for an extra pair of thumbs.
MJ make sure the gunties next time are clean I nearly slipped on those.
Inner but its 'my' video and therefore or donc my work so yay! I've just moved on to the 20th century to get the young uns.
*approves of new tactics to get the "younguns*
ReplyDeletegood on you then!!
Disgustingly sick, disturbing, abnormal in every sense, and not to mention the biggest load of shite I have ever heard from this torn faced oul bastid. A definite No 1 hit.
ReplyDeletePlease send me 3 signed copies and a full length nude poster for Mrs Bastard.
Moisture-inducing.
ReplyDeleteDo you take requests?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to hear a tender love ballad.
Is it true your next CD will be Duets with OBB Blogger Friends?
ReplyDeleteWe could make beautiful music together.
I'm loving the duets idea. Also the tender love ballad idea. Let's face it, MJ has the best ideas.
ReplyDeleteMJ is annoying me.
ReplyDelete**pushes her aside and holds up sign that reads "I HEART KNUDIE"
and MJ? You can have your panties back too.
Bunny: When are you going to release your canyon yodeling CD?
ReplyDeleteBoxer: What's YOUR problem?
Are you jealous because I'm his favourite groupie?
I've never made it past the part with the chick in the white dress, which is when I come, and after that whats the point of watching the rest of it i say.
ReplyDeleteMJ: exactly. BTW, I gave your panties to Bollix.
ReplyDeletesweet jaysus! i can't even begin to say how i feel right now!
ReplyDelete(xoxoxo)
Since when did my readers start wearing panties?
ReplyDeleteI have to say that I prefer the original version by Paris Hilton.
ReplyDeleteShe has nicer panties as well.
damn this tell-tale damp spot ..
ReplyDeletei want to be a gropy too
Gosh.. it's a long song isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI mean it would be value for money for anyone who bought it.. So that is a good selling point..
It just goes on and on..
Thats why I don't waste anytime during sex, 3 minutes 21 seconds is too long for anything.
ReplyDeleteIf you guarantee you can make me cum in 3 mins 21 I'd like to hook up some time.. maybe when I am taking my tea break?
ReplyDeleteangela has heard His voice dont you understand people HIS voice His actual voice containing His living brain and soul. It was like the rapture or something.
ReplyDeleteon reflection ...
ReplyDeletemaybe its a lip synch
like err
maybe mr knudsen got some sort of trainspotting scottish rent boy to do the song you know like what those chinese olympic organisers did ?
Angela, do you think he performs this in drag?
ReplyDeleteDunno mj, real confused right now because of the youth and choir boy sweetness in his voice.
ReplyDeleteI want to believe mj I WANT TO BELIEVE ... but its all become so confusing since he posted that youTube ... I just don't know who I'm dealing with any more :(
You sound like a ghey canadian teenager imitating an old drunk scot.
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