Thursday, 12 June 2008

The Shame


Old Knudsen is ashamed. I fell for the sins of the flesh and now I am being punished for it. Weemen do indeed want to sex me up just for the fame of it and yes it does swell my ego among other things.
I spent a day frolicking with Sylvia from Arbroath, I thought she was a nice gurl with a bag full of sex toys and a cam corder and yes I know what you are thinking 'Arbroath' the home of the smoked kipper if you know what I mean. Dirty weemen, shaved sheep and BMX bandits........ I have no idea what that means either.

Sylvia has now released her story in the papers along with the YouTube of the action on the Interweb. First I must say that it was a cold day and its usually bigger and *I had not had sex in a day * which was why it was so fast.

I feel like the camera angle was all bad for me and my face looked fat and did my nose look big? ach I beg you all not to go looking for this YouTube as I don't think it gives a true representation of who I am.



This is who I am, no I'm not ghey I'm just a movie fan. Ever see Wedding Crashers? fucking brilliant .


* My mother was out*


10 comments:

  1. The Mistress12 Jun 2008, 03:42:00

    I won't go looking for the tape if you say so but can you tell us what music was chosen to accompany the action?

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  2. Kimberly12 Jun 2008, 05:21:00

    I saw it........

    It was the Sanford & Son theme song......


    ......L....

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  3. FirstNations12 Jun 2008, 07:10:00

    I gave him that scar, you know. oh yes. and the rash.

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  4. Old Knudsen12 Jun 2008, 08:43:00

    MJ The entertainer of course.

    Kimbers If thats the song I think there is something very wrong there.

    FN you break my heart and then ate it and this bloody rash won't go away.

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  5. Jenny12 Jun 2008, 11:34:00

    I guess you won't break your vow of no You Tube by playing it here.

    Doesn't matter, I've downloaded onto my hard drive and I plan to sell it on ebay.

    Question.... do you always cry after sex or was that "acting"

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  6. Bittersweet12 Jun 2008, 12:41:00

    a.boxer - can i have first refusal on the purchase?

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  7. Kimberly12 Jun 2008, 13:42:00

    I think he fake cuddles after sex....

    Maybe he cried because his hat fell off while gettn' down....

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  8. Jenny12 Jun 2008, 14:37:00

    Bittersweet - who could refuse you?

    :-)

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  9. The Mistress13 Jun 2008, 17:01:00

    I've been hiding indoors all day with the shades drawn as Boxer is somewhere in my city.

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  10. Eddie Waring13 Jun 2008, 21:55:00

    BMX Bandits - THE movie of 1983.

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Comments are like cuddling after sex, go a head if ya like I'll be sleeping.