This post was inspired by Witchypoo who insists on posting pictures of herself on the crapper.I have certain bathroom issues. While there is nothing wrong with a golden shower or a hot lunch on yer chest I draw the line at watching people sit on the bog to do their toilet big jobs.
I've shagged a gurl who had IBS, while she was on top she let go with the chocolate factory which is fine but to watch someone sit on a toilet and squeeze one out is just sick, couples who share the bathroom at the same time disgust me, there is a lock on toilet doors for a reason.
There is a time and a place for mega dumps like during sex or in a private bathroom so people show some decorum and for you Irish out there decorum doesn't mean spreading shit on the walls of yer prison cell.
In my defense, the husband had distracted me with the cute baby and ambushed me with the camera. Then he took video because I couldn't very well get up while being taped, now could I?
ReplyDeleteOf course, the fact that I posted it on my blog is indefensible.
I have always believed that doors were invented for a reason.
ReplyDeleteSure am Glad you have your standards and Draw the line somewhere......
ReplyDeleteI would turn my nose up at what I just read, but anyone who allows themselves to be tied up can't bitch about whatever happens to them I guess............
Yeah I can.........
ReplyDeleteYou're a sick little boy Knudsee...
Still luv you tho.....xoxo
I too use the phrase "this post was inspired by" today but in my case it was Inner Voices giving me ghey inspiration.
ReplyDeleteTo the best of my knowledge, he's never bowed as low as Witchypoo has here today.
Why does she have two toilet rolls?
Man MJ...........
ReplyDeleteI thought I was a bad girl.........
But After seeing your sight,....(gulp).....
I don't (feminine breath-y sound).....I don't think I can come back from that......
Speaking of golden showers, it's time for your sponge bath.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that Kimberly going on about? Boxer and I will take her down if she makes a move for your cap.
Well, take your best shot...L.......
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ReplyDeleteAh sure whatever turns you on.
ReplyDeletewell......
ReplyDeleteCat got your fingers???
That 2nd one sounded a little different in my head......
ReplyDeletestrange how the printed word takes on a new meaning in and of itself...
This is not one of them der chatty rooms some people are trying to surf porn here.
ReplyDeleteI apologise knudsee......
ReplyDeleteI'll keep my der chatty to myself and surf on home, now.....xoxo
yeah don't have me set the dogs on you or has MJ gone to bed?
ReplyDeleteHahahaha....OK
ReplyDeleteLooks like that "Dog don't hunt"..
ReplyDeleteBut I'll be back for that cap....
Dogs be damned.....=0)
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(kidding)
G'night Knudsee....xoxoxo
but it licks my knob clean.
ReplyDeleteOnly the most brave and deprived can try for the holy cap, good luck young Paladin and remember there is always time for lube.
I shall visit yer dreams tonight, I may look like Bob Dylan but not so ugly.
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ReplyDeleteI can make a woman climax 14 times in a row and fake a cuddle afterwards, my mojo is stronger.
ReplyDeleteWell.....
ReplyDeleteAs Doc Holliday said......
Your a daisy if you do....
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But I'm sensuous, and I got Moxy.....and I don't need to fake anything.......
And...I'm drinkin' milk so, one day.......
ReplyDelete....L......
Now that you got me thinkin' about all a' that stuff....doesn't look like I'm gonna be able to finish writing my next chapter.......
ReplyDeleteThanks Knudsen!!....I guess you win. You're The Man.
I'm taking a hot bath & a xanex and I'm goin' to bed...
G'night.....xxx
(for real this time and I mean it)
.....But I'm still gonna get that hat.
ReplyDeleteSee you in five.
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