As nurses, we're always told that w/ schizophrenic patients, you just have to role with it and accept whatever they say. (for the safety of everyone).......
Last week, this (locally infamous) Psychotic~Schizophrenic guy asked me for a ride home from the hospital where I work. Knowing what happened to the last nurse that did, I said: "No, I'm sorry but I don't have enough seatbelts in my car for all of 6 you....... He said "Oh yeah!....Damn....."
Where'd you get those pictures of me? I thought I had them hidden behind the tv.
ReplyDeletePicture 4 was taken just after you pulled off my other pigtail. It still hadn't grown back by picture 8!
ReplyDeleteWill you come visit me in the home?
ReplyDeleteIf I had known, I would have put some lipstick on before I left the house.
ReplyDeleteJust as I thought, all my commenters are the same person and they said I was paranoid.
ReplyDelete*cue Chaka Khan singing "I'm Every Woman"*
ReplyDeleteAs nurses, we're always told that w/ schizophrenic patients, you just have to role with it and accept whatever they say. (for the safety of everyone).......
ReplyDeleteLast week, this (locally infamous) Psychotic~Schizophrenic guy asked me for a ride home from the hospital where I work. Knowing what happened to the last nurse that did, I said: "No, I'm sorry but I don't have enough seatbelts in my car for all of 6 you.......
He said "Oh yeah!....Damn....."
That was a close one.....
I'm 38 and a half.
ReplyDeleteNya nya nya.
Your mum is looking well.
ReplyDeleteBam.