I recently covered the story of how a bloke in America cut the end of his finger off and was able to grow it back with the power scraped from pig's bladders on my news blog .You might as well go and read the blog as its informative and yet fun with a hint of paprika.
Anyway real life mirrors art and I have *cut the end off my finger*, being a guy I can't remember how it happened, one minute I was swearing about Boris fucking Johnson at my door trying to score some drugs off me the next I notice blood all over the door handle then my finger, I shrugged and said "I don't know how I did it" now I have to type with my left hand Yank fuck you finger and making so many mistakes, yes more than usual its annoying as a liberal explaining why the death penalty is wrong because its not wrong you stupid cunts.
*Ok maybe I got a boo boo under my finger nail but still its sore, feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel my pain you plebs, it reminds me of the torture the Nazis nearly put me through before I told them everything and I mean everything.*
I can't stop looking at it. It's like staring at a car accident.
ReplyDeletePfff, it's still there, isn't it? Stuff stompy in the tar and move on like a man.
ReplyDeleteIs that your wanking hand?
ReplyDeleteHaving Sex is like playing Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.............
ReplyDeleteWell I hope you were able to at least get a hold on the mouthpiece to blow up enough air into your partner,....Or it's gonna be a long night.......
a boxer I get that a lot.
ReplyDeletemago don't you have a cellar to dig?
MJ only when I'm thinking about someone else like you doing it.
kimberly last night she farted and flew out the window, I think we're having doon time.
A friend of mine was cookindg dinner one night and he dropped the chopping knife he was using onto his foot. He severed off a big chunk of his toe....As his girlfriend was rushing him out the door to get him to the hospital, she yelled at his Dumb~ass brother to find the missing piece of toe and wrap it on ice. His brother (Mr. Dipshit) in a panicked freaked out mess, hurridly grabbed the ice & zip~lock baggie, grabbed the toe, wrapped it in a paper towel w/ the ice and halled ass to meet them in the car.......
ReplyDeleteBy the time they got to the Hospital Emergency Room & got him prepped and into the O.R., the surgeon opened up the zip~lock baggie and found a Tater~Tot.....
I knew a guy that had fish fingers once.
ReplyDelete