When I started blogging in August 2006 I was just having a bit of fun. I laughed at all of those fools who talked about writing books and would post a few boring chapters every now and then.
Maybe there was something wrong with me cos I thought they were shite while others begged for more but because I'm a nice person I didn't comment and if they entered competitions I'd vote for them cos who am I to stand in the way of their dreams, they'd find out soon enough.
I made up the joke, "What do you call a failed writer?............... A Blogger."
Then it happened, over the last month I have been in contact with some people who have offered me a great book deal.
I didn't want to jinx it by telling everyone but now I've committed myself.
I can choose 6 books from only 1p each.
I made up the joke, "What do you call a failed writer?............... A Blogger."
Then it happened, over the last month I have been in contact with some people who have offered me a great book deal.
I didn't want to jinx it by telling everyone but now I've committed myself.
I can choose 6 books from only 1p each.
World Books really is the simplest way to a dazzling array of high quality books at discount prices. Fiction bestsellers, homes and gardens, health and fitness, cookery, history, reference and leisure - World Books has got it all.
free colour magazine every month, unbeatable offers, guaranteed discounts, sneak previews, competitions and freebies
Sure I have to buy a further 4 books a year but that's what fake names and addresses are for.
HAH! You had me going for a while there.
ReplyDeleteI have no desire or talent to write a book.
Surely the only deal you'd accept would be with Reader's Digest?
ReplyDeleteWhere can I get a fake name and address?
ReplyDeleteyou make me laugh, sugar! i thought you'd gone over to the other side!
ReplyDeleteI'd buy your book Old Man.
ReplyDeletewtf? everyone i read today is talkin about books!
ReplyDelete*walks out and heads to bar for a pint*
But is everyone else taking the piss?
ReplyDeleteWhy buy the book when the old bitter balls are free?
ReplyDeleteI was all set to congratulate you and everything. GOSH.
Holy crap, for a moment ... nah, I do not trust you, one day it will be in the stores, like "Knudsen - how it all began" ... "Memories of a Knudsenite" ... "Outside the Knudsen-Cult" ... "Knudsen saved me - the REAL story" ... "I called'm Nadse - Knudsen-wife bares all!" ... achach, we live in perverted times ...
ReplyDeleteyou're a generous soul.
ReplyDeleteI'll ask you to sign my tits at the book signing.
ReplyDeletesay it so I should start charging people for reading me? yeah like that would happen cheap bastards.
ReplyDeletemago how can you not trust me? I am deeply offended.
a boxer I sold that years ago.
MJ yer built like a boy whats there to sign?