Friday, 7 March 2008

How Do You Read Old Bitter Balls?

I e-mailed that question to all my readers that I like and whom I respect . Besides this picture that was sent to me various replies were too. I won't name the above blogger as she is quite shy and the replies below are anonymous.

"With my fingers over my eyes."

"With an erection"

"I read you with a young friend who I am grooming."

"Sick bag at the ready."

"In secret so I don't get fired."

"I only look at the pictures."

"In glowing admiration."

"you make me horny big boy ."

"Who are you again?"

"I think I read you once but didn't like it much."

"Please stop e-mailing me."


13 comments:

  1. I'll have to stop comin' here.
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    Is it true you can put your keyboard in the dishwasher when it gets all wet-and-sticky, or just rince it under the tap.
    You forget Knudsen, that I'm a good detective - you're not tellin' us the whole story; there's more to her, and you, than meets the eye.

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  2. I like to pretend that OBB posts are bedtime stories and that you've just tucked me in and you're reading them to me.

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  3. "how-do-you-read-old-bitter-balls?"
    More in sorrow than in anger.

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  4. I print out your posts and roll around nekkid on them on the floor.

    You gotta help me before my ink jets dry up.

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  5. Well, now I'll be reading them with a lip on because you didn't email me ;)

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  6. *sob*

    i keep checking my email ...

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  7. i see i'm not the only one crushed beyond belief, sugar! *weeping*

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  8. Inbox = Empty here as well

    I should note that I find the articles exceptional. And you promised not to post my picture, you old coot!

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  9. I actually read your blogs for your articles. What, you have pictures too???

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  10. sean she wishes.

    MJ sweet nightmares.

    conan drumm anti-depressants lad.

    MJ at yer age they should have dried up by now.

    psyhicgeek but you knew I was going to not e-mail you.

    bittersweet you do I want to know what you do when you read me?

    savannah did you not get yer e-mail? strange........

    adjil I do think its taken from yer best side.

    say it I have articles?

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  11. I'm not answering until you take my picture down.

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  12. I read you through the wonder that is Vodka Vision.

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  13. I take it you don't respect me but like me? Been down that road before. OBB- best read through the bottom of a pint.

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