
A sketch of a suspected abductor of Madeleine McCann has been drawn after a tourist reported seeing a "creepy man" by the McCanns' apartment. Creepy man my arse it was the ghost of Beatles star George Harrison who had stayed at the resort and wrote the hit song, "Hotel Portugala." If you see George Harrison please contact the police. Just doing my bit for this fast breaking case.

I'll certainly keep a look out for Mr Harrison but a lot of my time is taken up trying to catch Princess Diana on the phone.
ReplyDeleteThat's really "Something".
ReplyDeleteI think the Lemurs took her.
ReplyDeleteall day long i've been wondering who it reminded me off......
ReplyDeleteIt's uncanny alright.
ReplyDeleteIs that meant to be the man's teeth in that artist's impression or does he just need some chapstick?