Nasa Can Still Get It Up

Barbara Morgan was a teacher/astronaut understudy for Christa McAuliffe for the space shuttle mission that ended when Challenger blew up 73 seconds after launch in 1986.
She had since given up her dreams of becoming a fireball herself and went back to earth teaching until 1999 when NASA asked her again to become a space teacher (as they are called) everything in space is called a "space" whatever it is to make it sound futuristic. "I'm just going for a space dump Captain doon the space crapper."

At the age of 55 and with the appearance of an old anorexic she is now an astronaut on the shuttle Endeavour with the mission to deliver porn and other necessaries to the space station they claim to be building up there. She will also be answering any stupid questions school children have like, "how do you go to the toilet? heh heh or " why did my daddy leave my mummy?"

At least her training is still current as its the same 20 year old craft that shes used to, that must be so reassuring to know the lack of advancement since the first launch.

T'Pol the Vulcan from "Enterprise" TV space weemen are so much hotter, here she is holding her "space titties."