Here is a flag I could swear allegiance to.To all our American cousins who celebrate their Independence or worse mistake they ever made today. Now I'm not going to call George Washington a traitor as he was an officer in the militia under the British, nor shall I mention how he forced alcohol taxes out the poor Scots/Irish in the Appellations even though they used alcohol as currency because they had no money and had just bravely fought and beat the English.
Nor shall I say you only won because you got the French to help you, how embarrassing.
Enjoy yerselves and raise a toast to the French and thank them for yer freedom, and keep pets inside if you set off fireworks.
And to think them three babes are doin' an old wrinkled fart! I meant Hugh Hefner not you.
ReplyDeleteIts hard out there for a pimp in the playboy mansion.
ReplyDeletewoohoo happy 4th of july for me!!! but why isn't angelina in there?
ReplyDeleteYeah, yeah, if it wasn't for us you'd be speaking German.
ReplyDeleteFließend mein Liebling
ReplyDeleteWelches sagen sie Altes Knudsen? Waren sie Schottisch nicht auf der Deutschen seite ?
ReplyDeleteHappy 4th of July to all of my American Brotheren. Old K, you can keep your tea and your bad teeth you British cunt. But I love ya, tho!
ReplyDeleteThese chicks seem to come from a kind of generator, clones ...
ReplyDeleteThe "Schottisch" is a dance in Bavaria.
If there was no United States of America, then there would be no American women and wouldn't you be sorry.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention, we inspire lots o' great songs, like Ac/DC "Shook me all night long". Thems were AMERICAN thighs he was appreciaten'
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Mrs Cecrux shes off adopting servants for her kid.
ReplyDeletefatsparrow I didn't see 'you' at Normandy, no one thanks me.
naziboy I'm Scottish on my back-side.
fat thomas go have a happy meal ya fat cunt. Washington had wooden teeth.....wooden bite. hahahaha
mago was it that dance they edited Hitler to do for propaganda?
proxima don't forget the thong song. Send me 'more' naked pictures to remind me of yank weemen please.
Der Führer tanzt nicht!
ReplyDeleteTough guys don't dance mate.
ReplyDeleteThe "Schottisch" is by the way an interesting dance, pretty complicated for a socalled folk-dance, with change of rythm and all. A linguist once told me that scots and old-bavarians would understand each other's dialect easily. Can't say nothing about that, not my thing.
ReplyDeleteDoes Rourke dance?
I'm really not sure if yer taking the piss with the Schottisch or not I find many Scots,Glaswegians mostly hard to follow so good on the old Barvarians. Rourke dancing around the boxing ring pretending he can box.
ReplyDeleteIts a shame as he is a good actor but a total twat.
"Taking the piss with the Schottisch"? Sorry ... too lazy to look in the slang-book.
ReplyDeletehttp://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schottisch_(Tanz)
The precessor was called "Hopser" ...
Kidding, fooling, I looked up yer link and realise you lot just can't spell.
ReplyDeleteI sent you an e-mail ya crazy franconian, hope you like the naked pics.
I have to go and put some windows in (no I'm not an installer) naked pics of me damn it, enjoy, see ya later lad.
ReplyDeleteOnly if I can get that Happy Meal super sized!
ReplyDeleteAnd the Forth of Clyde, man?
ReplyDeletecurious, are they triplets or did they all have the same surgeon?
ReplyDeletefat thomas and don't forget yer diet coke.
ReplyDeleteconan Drumm close enough.
portia My willy says he doesn't care either way.
Good advice about the pets. My ex set the neighbors dog on fire with a bottle rocket. Burned a patch of hair on the wee bugger. He was a little thing, tied out and was hit by incoming fire. We were shooting them back and forth like 3rd graders. Od course, we were in our 30's, so no excuse.
ReplyDeleteIts all fun and games until you kill a Canadian by accident.
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