The Queen and her consort Prince Phillip toured Pinewood film studios this week and stopped in during the making of a new feature film 'The Bukkake Brothers 3' a movie featuring 80's pop princess Sheena Easton . Protective eye wear was given to the royal couple in case of rogue money shots during the exciting movie climax. The Queen and Prince Phillip then met the cast and shook hands.
Tina Callow one of the fluffers said afterwards, " The Queen had a good firm but gentle grasp I told her she'd be a natural fluffer." Ah miss Callow you don't know the half of that woman's talents.
I remember once being sunk up to the nuts in guts of some Jap girl, she was tiny, like an ornament that your Gran might have on the telly. That is if your Gran went in for porcelain figurines of naked Jap bints with their asses in the air. man she was tight, like a fisherman's grip, and I've known some fishermen!
ReplyDeleteWhat was I saying..? Who?
I don't remember writing this?
Hey Old Knudson! Don't loose it man! I told us not to make jam in aluminum saucepans! Now we have given us Alzheimer's.
ReplyDeleteWho you lookin at sonny? Mammy I'm frightened! Make the coalman go away! We're on gas!
Knudson? For God's sake are you with me or agin me?
ReplyDeleteShit the apple pie bed!
she might have protective glasses on to prevent her eyes from stray jizz but by the look on her face i guess she forgot to shut her mouth??
ReplyDeleteWho are you? Do I know you? Do you know me?
ReplyDeleteYawn.
ReplyDeleteWith regards to the post, they do both look to be enjoying the filming.
the thing I hate about the Interweb is all the cheap knock offs. I am Old knudsan from the clan Old Knudsan and I cannae dye.
ReplyDeletejungle Jane you have to excuse my blog there seems to be an infestation, any chance of a diddy wank and a sing song?
ReplyDeleteyer Lordship remember these words well, "you get what you pay for."
old Knudson yer a handsome fella but fuck off.
Old Knudsan yer a handsome fella but fuck off.
And there was I thinking that fluffers were no longer needed because of Viagra. Men too proud to take the pill should follow Knudie's example and hire them.
ReplyDeleteOk then, I shall look at yer resume again Mr Bananas.
ReplyDeleteIs that a pearl necklace she is wearing?
ReplyDeleteKnuddie this split personality stuff of yours only makes me want you more.
ReplyDeleteIf i sing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" will you give me an extra 4 minutes of your lovin'??
She looks a bit disgusted...or is that just how she reacts when turned on by gallons of jizz???
ReplyDeleteellie Its not the one I gave her.
ReplyDeletejungle jane I may be a sex machine but 4 minutes is a little excessive, do you know "sunder rise early in the morning" ? if ya put yer hand doon my trousers I will say, "can ya tell what it is yet?"
jenny thats her sex face, it can be a little off putting sometimes, the Queen is best in the doggie position in my opinion.
ReplyDeletePhillip is cool, always was and always will be.
ReplyDeleteHis name is a bit soft and hes Greek but he does say, "slitty eyes" so hes ok.
ReplyDeleteMy granny was right. you are just a big tease.
ReplyDeleteThat's the last time i chat a sex symbol up...
Sex symbol, ghey icon its tough being me.
ReplyDeleteI liked yer post on blog relationships, nice and tight.
That fekker is an imposter!
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ReplyDeleteGOD SAVE TONY BLAIR!!!
ReplyDeleteThats what I say (to a point) the world is less safe.
ReplyDeleteSheena Easton, Bukkake, nice...
ReplyDeleteso this is what happens when they escape from the wax works museum?
ReplyDeletemanuel shes asking for it.
ReplyDeletekate isis is that why she started to melt with the friction?
I'll have to ask my younger brother about Queenie's hands. He met her last year for real.
ReplyDeleteSent me a picture he did. Queenie looked like she normally does - like a corgi has just shit in her handbag - but my brother was looking like real twat, a veritable grinning monkey.
He'd know about fluffing too, our family always used it as a polite term for farting, when we were in front of old Aunt Maud.
He's certainly a fluffer - I told that I hope he didn't fluff in front of Queenie, as he has a habit of following through too, and the corgis would have gone into a frenzy then, and been around his arse like a ferret up a drainpipe.