aye insult the old man with the bowel trouble, I'm such an easy target you cunts, you won't get Lyme disease from this post but you all should get checked out for the clap after cuming here, Prozac is for the weak, I prefer denial and lots of crying.
That sucks.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely lousy.
ReplyDeleteYer silly puns just gets me blood up.
ReplyDeleteEnough of your family pictures, already.
ReplyDeleteNot much will crack me up at 1:23 AM, but you did! What manner of mental illness did you say you had?
ReplyDeleteGah! No bugs before coffee!
ReplyDeleteNo puns either, please.
I hope I didn't get Lyme disease from reading this.
while ticking away, wear your deet.
ReplyDeleteI thought uncontrollable defecation was your nervous tick.
ReplyDeleteYer a bloody liar.
You should trade in your tick for a black widow (see my blog for details).
ReplyDeletefunniest pic today award
ReplyDeleteI'd long suspected this was a 'para-site'.
ReplyDelete*ahem*
Have you tried feeding it prozac?
ReplyDeleteAs you know, prozac is merely a common tranquiliser that has lost its amatuer status.
aye insult the old man with the bowel trouble, I'm such an easy target you cunts, you won't get Lyme disease from this post but you all should get checked out for the clap after cuming here, Prozac is for the weak, I prefer denial and lots of crying.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!! WTF!!!! ROTFL! BMX!
ReplyDeletedon't forget UDA, woops sorry wrong post.
ReplyDeletedamn, sugar..you never cease to amaze me..and a lot of others, it seems
ReplyDeleteAnd myself, its just a bug.
ReplyDeleteI have 12 posts in draft and I put up a bug with a one-liner, moods are a strange thing.
ReplyDeleteThats limp, not nervous.
ReplyDeleteI had one of those on my gooch once. I had to get my scoutmaster to get it off with Vaseline. Those were the days...
ReplyDeleteIts all about timing aint it? Tick Tock
ReplyDelete'Kin hell, I've missed some brilliant posts while I've been away, haven't I?
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