I love to get input from my fans that read my blog, not people I'd want to meet in real life but still I like to grace yer lives with my greatness showing you what with a lot of work and an insane amount of luck* you too could be the worlds greatest blogger.*I get people sending me pictures saying, "I saw this picture and I thought of you," never a bold warrior holding a sword aloft shouting, "by the power of grayskull" but either something quirky or some painful testicle torture. Are you trying to tell me something?
The picture above has been sent to me twice, do all my readers have these fantasies about me? how many of you masturbate to my blog? I'm just asking as I do that to yer blogs all the time.
*only kidding*
I'm out of the frame in thigh highs holding a single tail. Just so you know.
ReplyDeleteThe usual then.
ReplyDeletenaturally.
ReplyDeleteIs that Niölk getting them out finally?
ReplyDeleteI hear hes into that sort of thing but hes Irish and ginger.
ReplyDeleteThen the face will hit the fan.
ReplyDeletestrange, but whenever i hear craig ferguson's voice i think of you... and see your dear little old man face, sugar
ReplyDeleteFerguson has a posh Scots accent, probably so you'd understand him. I have Scots and some Irish tones to mine, its quite unique.
ReplyDeleteThis fan ...
ReplyDeleteA coroner once checked out whether it is possible to hang a man at his balls. As i remember he used a average weight man, should be around 75 kilogramms. Naturally the scrotum ruptures. Doesn't work.
You've mentioned the whack-to-others'-blogs thing a little too many times.
ReplyDeleteIf you do to mine you must tell me which post you... defile. So I may nuke it. It had better not be a good one.
-AD
seriously this post is stretching it a bit, literally....
ReplyDeletemago was he decorating for X-mas?
ReplyDeletemedbh I'm all for self abuse.
amberI'll never tell but I was just over at you admiring yer herpes.
manuel That's why its important to moisturize.
WOW! This is like one of those terrible car crashes that you can't look away from but are scared of what you might see. If I could do this, I wouldn't leave the house. And I thought the crazy Africans that wear rolled leaves on their cocks and land dive were weird. He must be British.
ReplyDeleteA man versed in the Tickersoid, penis enlargement technique.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I've just enlarged the picture and found he's doing it all wrong.
ReplyDeleteAfter forty years of marriage, still she wants a longer one... Jesus!
ReplyDeleteNaa, strictly scientific.
ReplyDeleteHang, bonk, clean; hang, bonk, clean .. you get an idea.
fat thomas God bless their little Sassenach brains.
ReplyDeletetickersoid maybe he couldn't afford a sex change .
mago deck the halls with balls and willy, tra la la la la la la la la
Old Knudsen singing!
ReplyDeleteLet's produce THE hit single! But who would go for just one hit?
It's pictures like this that make it so I can't read your blog before putting the kids to bed. Ouch. that looks painful.
ReplyDeletewitchfynder everything does shrink with age.
ReplyDeletemago I have taught many a Banshee to wail.
Ms Pool a picture is 1000 words or less I like an instant reaction.
dear god, come on!!??
ReplyDeleteWHY on earth does any man want to do this??
Jesus. Wouldn't most pass out from the pain, or shock or something??? SICKO!
Masturbate TO your blog? No no No.
ReplyDeleteON it.
Print out the pages with the hot tottie on first, and then do it.
Oh, and if you lay on your wanking arm, for about 20 minutes, until it goes totally dead, and then do it, it feels like someone else is doing it, and you can imagine, its the bird in said picture.
{From the best selling "Eyebee's wanking tips" #34a]
Yes, ok I made it all up.
ms smack maybe desperate hoosewives was a repeat that night.
ReplyDeleteeyebee just do it left handed lad.