A recent study revealed that a disproportionate number of homosexuals are born in May. In fact this month is well known as a component of Cockney rhyming slang.
Catching up as I am: Reign of Fire kicked cinematic arse. I saw it on a plane to South Africa and I felt like jumping out and baiting the scaly winged bastards all the way down to the Congo jungle.
I used to have a t-shirt that said "Handle with care" across my boobs. I realised quite quickly that the t-shirt either: a) invited people to carefully touch my tits b) made me look like a high-maintenance bitch
So I donated it to a charity shop. I could have sworn I saw it on an old lady the other day.
things that make you go, "huh?"
ReplyDeleteMy t-shirt says:
ReplyDelete"can you help me look for my tits?"
A recent study revealed that a disproportionate number of homosexuals are born in May. In fact this month is well known as a component of Cockney rhyming slang.
ReplyDeletesavannah I usually just look anyway.
ReplyDeleteellie maybe you should breed parrots instead.
Mr Eater have you been working out? as usual I can't think of a cumback, I hate it when you do that.
ReplyDeleteCatching up as I am: Reign of Fire kicked cinematic arse. I saw it on a plane to South Africa and I felt like jumping out and baiting the scaly winged bastards all the way down to the Congo jungle.
ReplyDeleteI used to have a t-shirt that said "Handle with care" across my boobs. I realised quite quickly that the t-shirt either:
ReplyDeletea) invited people to carefully touch my tits
b) made me look like a high-maintenance bitch
So I donated it to a charity shop. I could have sworn I saw it on an old lady the other day.
I open the e-mail and just looked at them, thanks pru.
ReplyDeletenice teeth, is it wrong that i went there first?
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