Soooo unlucky you had to check out my Blog today, hey it must be Friday the 13th, well if you haven't shorted out yer computer by boaking over it the post below tells you all about this special day,"hey Jimmy, stop hogging the drink and give me a swig."
Thanks, yes I'll have a swig.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me if I just wipe the rim first. I'm a little cautious of germs. Can't be too careful these days.
Oh my god :(
ReplyDeleteHe could park Thunderbird 4 in there.
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ReplyDeleteDo you reckon he could fire that out at speed? If so, I could use him on my estate. Organic burglar alarm.
ReplyDeleteDo you think that when this fella goes to a proctologist the doctor has to tie a two by four to his ass so he doesn’t fall in during the examination?
ReplyDeleteAfter he takes out the bottle you have to wait 5 minutes for the glasses.
ReplyDeleteWithout a doubt there is something dreadfully wrong with you!
ReplyDeleteI ban you from your blog.
ReplyDeleteBan!
There is something wrong with me, my father never hugged me enough as a child so I had to find love in the arms of big hairy men at the social club. I think it was the exposure to the asbestos in the walls that made me the way I am.
ReplyDeleteNo Kieran I ban Myself so there, see who has the power?
Unusual design for a wine rack, wouldn't match my decor but i'm sure some would have a gap for it near the back door.
ReplyDeleteAre his biceps enlarged?
Could perhaps hang drying cloths between the toes. The uses are many and varied, shall have to re-evaluate.
ReplyDeleteoowwwwweeeeeeee. ouch. Damn. ouch. I'm rendered speechless yet again.
ReplyDeletesurely if he wanted to unscrew the bottle he put it in the wrong way round?
ReplyDeleteHe's just getting his Tesco Bordeaux to the right temperature.
ReplyDeleteI wonder, in...whatever world this person lives in...is being that...er...stretched considered a good thing?
ReplyDeleteaw geeze, buddy, there's a 5 cent deposit on those! you can say goodbye to THAT nickel now.
ReplyDelete...i wonder if you can hear the ocean....
Very few of us have met you in person.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I'm a right snob, and I pride myself on appreciating wit rather than crudity. Yet this comment by niolk:
ReplyDeleteI've got such a fuckin boner now.
has me pissing myself.
Is there something wrong with me?
I pride myself on appreciating wit rather than crudity
ReplyDeleteyou've changed, I like to think I cater to all the family.
Maybe he just pissed the waiter off one too many times...
ReplyDeleteOh sweet Jesus, I can't figure out whether it's better to see this drunk - as i now am - or sober - as I now amn't, and I don't wan this dilemma to be the last thing on my mind before I fall asleep. I'm forced to sing "browm paper packages tied up with string / These are a few of my favourite things.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he has some packages up his hole.
ReplyDeleteI don't know where you find these pictures, but I'm so glad I've never been on your source site.
ReplyDeleteNiolk's comment cracked up, too.
ReplyDeleteBut that's just before I went blind looking at the pic.
Gawd.
I can't believe how well defined his left (on the screen, right) arm is... and how well-shaved his taint is.
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