Adolf Hitler is known to the world as a monster who killed millions during the second world war, well I say he had a nice side to him c'mon no ones perfect. Hitler was an animal lover and had two dogs Blondi and her offspring Wulf so I think that shows he wasn't all that bad. Well sure he may of had a Doctor test the strength of a Cyanide capsule on Blondi before he committed suicide but still.I'm plumb tuckered out as our American friends would say. I've been doing a lot of random acts of kindness and some charity work but I don't want to talk about it as that may seem like bragging. Did you see the sunrise today? wasn't it glorious? I stood there and wept thinking about our Lord Jesus and his sacrifice he made for us and I felt unworthy yet blessed.
Knudsen, do I need to fly over there and remind you why you were my favorite cranky old geezer?
ReplyDeleteWho are you, and what did you do with Old Knudsen???
ReplyDeleteDidn't know there was a twelve-step program for cynicism.
ReplyDeleteGo straight to where you've tied up Old Knudsen and let him go! And get off his computer!
ReplyDeletethe fuck is this? i demand you release that dirty old fuck at once!
ReplyDeletein fact i have wroted a pome in protest:
foul, dire, Elvis-impersonating with a tiny dog on a string by the courthouse one spring day, he
took up the harpsichord
playing upon his own large instrument
there upon the broad way.
the tiny dog lamented low
'foul, base, vile man', quoth he
(it was a boy dog)
'thinkest not that thy own fair foullness defines the very soul of knudsonness?'
and fell silent.
redux flenses the night of all right, when reason fails
and knudson, playing his instrument
sinks into the wine-dark sea
passing wind,
softly
softly
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actually, the Führer was a pretty good dancer; something often omitted from the official histories.
ReplyDeleteI go away for ten days and I come back to this.
ReplyDeleteHitler also collected Yo-Yos - Mr K> if you are feeling down I will pop round with some soup in a flask..
ReplyDeleteBetter than feeling worthy but unblessed, though.
ReplyDeleteput down the peace pipe, you are using it wrong.
ReplyDeleteA glorious sunrise indeed.
ReplyDelete(humour him, people. he'll get bored)
*hopes the sunset will cause Knudsen to orgasm and bring him back to his senses*
Wsn't a vegatarian though as some people seem to think, Hitler i mean not old knudsen. He probably is now though, "all God's creatures" and all that cack...
ReplyDeleteFar be it for me to critize someone about having an imaginary friend but for Christ's sake knock it off...Just tell us your demands and we will secure what ever funds are necessary for you to release unharmed Knudsen. Knudsen if you are there listen closely "we don't want to speak to the sweetness and nice knudsen" Let us speak to the old knudsen...remember you control the voices the voices don't control you.
ReplyDeleteHey, Knudsen, any chance of a few bob; I'm a little behind in the rent at the moment. I got the last check but I lost it. God knows who cashed it probably some old soul in more need than I. God bless you. :-) Paddy
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ReplyDeletePoems and invitations to meet fellow Bloggers, I think I may cry again.
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