I'm sorry about the picture quality but its been sitting in my photo album for decades. I asked my mate Steve if I could take a picture of him. I felt a bit queer asking him while all he was wearing was a pair of short shorts, he must of picked up on my homo erotic vibes and answered " Soren" my first name, and no you cunts can't use it, only friends and people I like can call me by it. "Soren you can take the picture as long as you don't make me look ghey". So I took the picture and let history be the judge and for the record I think he looks as queer as a 3 pound note. 
Monday, 22 January 2007
Steve McQueen.
I'm sorry about the picture quality but its been sitting in my photo album for decades. I asked my mate Steve if I could take a picture of him. I felt a bit queer asking him while all he was wearing was a pair of short shorts, he must of picked up on my homo erotic vibes and answered " Soren" my first name, and no you cunts can't use it, only friends and people I like can call me by it. "Soren you can take the picture as long as you don't make me look ghey". So I took the picture and let history be the judge and for the record I think he looks as queer as a 3 pound note.
Steve McQueen was cool and delicious but then Mother Nature took his basic framework, tweaked his nose a bit and did something with the hair, then behold... She gives us Daniel Craig - surely this generation's McQueen, surely near perfection.
ReplyDeleteUnconventionaly goodlooking, thats the way to say it, heads like spuds and bulging blue eyes but still it seems to work.
ReplyDeleteExactly, but what spuds they are!
ReplyDeleteI think it's the shed in his hair more than the shorts that do it.
ReplyDeleteMake him a bender I mean.
Does this shed make me look ghey? the man just never asked.
ReplyDeleteDoes look a bit dodgy, i have to say. How very disappointing.
ReplyDeleteSteve McQueen is a douchebag! He'll never stand in the big boy's room with Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, and Jack Nicholson. Steve the Queen has the charisma of a skid mark in your shorts.
ReplyDeleteJust one girl's opinion.
I love Steve McQueen. So cool.
ReplyDeleteSteve McQueen has the type of torso described by Vladimir Nabokov (in Lolita) as 'American Concave'. Just thought I'd throw that out there. Dick.
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ReplyDeleteWasnt it Elton John who sang "Soren is The Hardest Word" ?which kind clinches it in my book..............
ReplyDeleteSoren. Mm. I like it. A fine name to scream... or moan... should the moment present itself...
ReplyDeleteOh Soren...
He hee!
That was me by the way. My blog is in the hospital.
ReplyDelete-Plimco (Celia A.)
lynn you are so picky, he couldn't act that well, his best device was to look confused, not a vast range of emotion.
ReplyDeletefresh hell has the charisma of a skid mark in your shorts.
Love it, I don't think he was round long enough/worked enough and then he went serious.
sassy sundry cool but not kick ass enough.
dh I see, like a teenage boy huh? or a gurl with a sunken chest for that matter.
dive would? are you one of those fuckers who on yer death bed say something about the gold just to mess with their heads?
tony I think chrysanthemum is a harder word.
plimco ok then you can call me Soren.
Oh! Soren! YESSSS! SORRRRREEEEN! Oh yeah. Right there. MMmmm... Soren? Soren? Oh! SOREN!
ReplyDeleteYou know? It kind of sounds like a Lord of the Rings character when you say it over and over like that...
I think there was a line and you just crossed it, now I'm picturing Gandalf sitting in the corner with frodo on his lap stroking his belly as he watches.
ReplyDeleteFrodo and Sam are lovers, not Gandalf and Frodo. Silly Soren.
ReplyDeleteThats not Steve McQueen. It's an old picture of you on shore leave from the Merchant Navy. You are just trying to pass it off as McQueen in a fairly shite attempt at namedropping. You have very spindly legs and it looks like the button on your shorts is undone. I suppose it's manly in a way, if you like that kind of thing......
ReplyDeleteIf the line actually exists, my friend? I intend to cross it. And cross it again. (She says from her knees as she licks hobbit cum from her lips and flashes you her best Middle Earth smile...)
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