Sunday, 10 December 2006

Captain Caveman Dead.


Captain Caveman, club swinging super hero died this morning in his room at a Holiday Inn near Lancaster, he had been attending a cartoon convention. The maid that found him said he was sprawled over his bed with blood everywhere and a chicken shoved up his arse, police suspect fowl play.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous11 Dec 2006, 05:02:00

    Poor Captain Caaaaaaaaaaavemaaaaaan! He'll be missed.

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  2. Maven11 Dec 2006, 10:02:00

    Poor cavey-wavey!

    Was the chicken fried or fricasseed?

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  3. Old Knudsen11 Dec 2006, 11:06:00

    sassy sundry not by the chickens.

    crankyprof there has to be a behind the story to be told here, I'm sure its quite shocking.

    maven is it safe? I think it was more startled.

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  4. Maven11 Dec 2006, 11:52:00

    In any event, I'm sure it was delicious!

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  5. Foot Eater12 Dec 2006, 12:53:00

    The chicken was probably fed up with him choking it all the time.

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  6. Old Knudsen12 Dec 2006, 21:49:00

    Maybe it was a gang of chickens and the one up his arse gave the death blow.

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