Knudsen walked into the blog, like he was walking on to a yacht...
The Camberwall Carrot originally appeared in a fantastic little movie, Withnail and I. Said movie is one of the darkest, sickest, most twistedly funny things I've ever seen in my life. I own it and watch it at least every couple of months. Knudsen, I am shocked that you haven't seen it. I just might have to do a post on it at some point.
Did you hear the 'Now Show' sketch a few weeks ago? About the time that David Cameron was being labelled "Chamelion Dave". Punt and Dennis & Co decided that this made him sound like a dealer, and came up with the line "I call it the Conservative Carrot. It's called the Conservative Carrot because it looks like a carrot, and when you've smoked one, you might consider voting conservative".
only 20mg?? that's like kiddy strength.
ReplyDeleteHe should take 50 of them and not call me in the morning.
ReplyDeleteA nice Camberwell Carrot packed with the finest sweet buds is the only answer.
ReplyDeleteAh, yes. The Camberwell Carrot. You've have a rush, and it will pass. Be seated.
ReplyDeleteGod I love that fucking movie.
That's more like it Knudsen. All I really needed was a bit of attention. I think I feel better already. Dick.
ReplyDeletedive & Sassy I really have no idea what you two are about.
ReplyDeletedh you're so vain, you probably think this post is about you don't you don't you, well it was ha!
Knudsen walked into the blog, like he was walking on to a yacht...
ReplyDeleteThe Camberwall Carrot originally appeared in a fantastic little movie, Withnail and I. Said movie is one of the darkest, sickest, most twistedly funny things I've ever seen in my life. I own it and watch it at least every couple of months. Knudsen, I am shocked that you haven't seen it. I just might have to do a post on it at some point.
Excuse me... CamberwEll. Sorry about that.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear the 'Now Show' sketch a few weeks ago? About the time that David Cameron was being labelled "Chamelion Dave". Punt and Dennis & Co decided that this made him sound like a dealer, and came up with the line "I call it the Conservative Carrot. It's called the Conservative Carrot because it looks like a carrot, and when you've smoked one, you might consider voting conservative".
ReplyDeletesassy sundry I have seen it years ago, my memory of it is that it rained a lot and the two of them looked quite greasey.
ReplyDeletepeahen now I am fully enlightened, if the tories had a tie in with a line of snack foods they may be onto something.
Oh damn! I thought this post was about me!
ReplyDeleteBut I'm not sad. Tired, but not contemplating suicide. I'll take the pills anyway.
Thanks very much!
Come on Knudsen...you know you'd miss my comments. They provide some balance.
ReplyDeleteThe Elephant man had better balance than this blog.
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