Tuesday, 31 October 2006

A Waste Of Your Time But You're Here Anyway.


Mother: And so Scaggity Ann and Peter Pickled Pecker walked in on Humpty who was beating his egg white.

Little Girl: Mommy?

Mother: Yes dear?

Little Girl: Why did Daddy have to die?

Mother: Because he knew too much dear.

10 comments:

  1. sammy.the.k31 Oct 2006, 15:21:00

    oh my god thats genius!

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  2. Anonymous31 Oct 2006, 15:42:00

    Little girl: Knew too much about what, Mommy?

    Mother: Oh, dear, we do not discuss that. It involved Michael Jackson.

    Have you ever checked out the Evil Editor blog? There's a hilarious story about bumping off a dad in today's post.

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  3. Anonymous31 Oct 2006, 15:47:00

    I was just chuckling over the Evil Editor blog when I read this. hee hee

    Old Knudson, you have a knack for finding the truth in the most seemingly innocent situations.

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  4. Old Knudsen31 Oct 2006, 17:16:00

    sammy not quite genius, maybe maddness, close enough huh?

    sassy sundry I could sure do with an editor, whats the URLinal?
    dead dads are the new mong, bloody funny.

    robyn as an expert on lies,(I've only told the truth up to now)I know even the most upright citizen has an underbelly of lies, something you want to tell us?

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  5. Anonymous31 Oct 2006, 17:50:00

    Evil Editor can be found at evileditor.blogspot.com.

    Robyn's undberbelly can be found in her association with the likes of us.

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  6. Taihae31 Oct 2006, 18:25:00

    Not Robyn...she's good and pure!


    ...


    Lets get her!!!

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  7. Anonymous1 Nov 2006, 04:05:00

    I prefer to call them secrets. And if I told my secrets, they wouldn't be secret anymore.

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  8. Old Knudsen1 Nov 2006, 09:08:00

    I will delight when Robyn's evil side comes out to play, I'm sure she has some severed heads in the fridge.

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  9. Maven1 Nov 2006, 14:13:00

    Nah... she keeps them in a jar of formaldehyde on her nightstand...

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  10. Old Knudsen2 Nov 2006, 11:21:00

    You can't French kiss them in a jar.

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