Wednesday, 21 February 2018

The Hollow Prize

What do you do when you get there? That's what a young Adolf Hitler once asked me when we were talking about our hopes and dreams .... what ever makes you happy and don't listen to the losers that say you don't understand or that you'll fail.

In 2014 Trump said to me, 'oh that Obama is a cunt, someone needs to show him how to do his job' I replied, if you aren't in it you can't win it .... I was actually talking about the lotto but he seemed happy enough with my answer.

School shootings, gun control, dirty immigrants, terrorists, avocado shortages, royal weddings, kill the poor, sex tapes, liars and cheats.

Humans aren't that difficult to understand. It's not a great male and female divide, it's a non binary gender fluid gap now. If ya don't know what you are pull out yer chromosomes. Call yerself a mermaid or a unicorn if you like but the same science that says Climate Change is real says yer a douchebag.

Old Knudsen identifies himself as better than you .... that's all you need to know pleb.

All the talking heads just go round and round with their outrage forgetting it was the same outrage a month ago or a year ago.

"Life is just a rock tumbler full of shit"  ~ I don't often quote Jesus but on this occasion I shall.

It's all been said and done. People still resist it due to pride, ignorance, incorrect data or bribes. Others take to the streets hoping for change. 

You can't make jokes about the President when he's the ultimate in absurd humor. The joke stops being funny.

Standards have fallen and people get upset over the wrong things. We're still blaming the victims even though we all know the guy is a slime ball. 

History repeats itself because news cycles are doomed to get shorter and the last people that did it are dead.

You win then find out the prize is hollow. The sum of all knowledge is a stoopid car floating around space.

Change the faces, the names and a few slight details and you have the same thing happening over and over and did we learn, was it the war to end all wars? The great war for civilization? Do we vote then follow that vote no matter how stupid and damaging it is? Someone is making money from it and I bet it isn't you.

This blog is like Donald Trump's Tweets, you'll always find one from years back that fits today. I've said it all too many times over and over but did ya hear it?

Some day I might get my blood up and have to shout at the world but that's not today.

I know that I hung on a windswept tree nine long nights and all I got was this lousy t-shirt . 

Saturday, 10 February 2018

Old Knudsen's Shame

Old Knudsen has not been online to much recently, that's why it's a much happier place to be. Old Knudsen isn't one of those fake Interweb people that just go around making rude comments ... no, he's a real person that goes around making rude comments you ugly fuckers.

2018 has been difficult. I eventually had to go into rehab for Tide Pod addiction. I was looking at my gunties and they were skid mark free. Plus the ladies loved the fresh detergent scent every time I farted but like all addictions there is a down side, even if yer living the clean life like wot I was.

Then I started to add a little fabric softener and before you know it I'm standing in Tecso going into Tesco rage cos they are out of stock Comfort and Shout the stain  remover makes me racist so I can't be having any of that. If only the Jews ran Tesco, they wouldn't run out.

The peace of rehab was interrupted by calls from the President of the US. That guy is so insecure.  I had just finished a job sending the Cubans a message with Fidel Castro Diaz-Balart committing suicide by shooting himself twice in the head but now he's still on about this Russian crap.

"Knudsen they are getting closer, can you not kill Mueller?"  .... Mueller is a tough SOB, I traded blows with him in 97, I just rub Republicans up the wrong way.  I told him I'd think about it.  Then what followed was a 35 minutes rant about how everyone hates him. Luckily Old Knudsen was on his commode.

I said Donny, do what makes you happy. Life is short. You want a parade you have one .... even though Americans can't march for shit, no snap to it. Play golf, make shit up it's all good.

The tax reform was a great hit all I hear is people saying how happy they are that the old tax system has been reformed. As for the stock market, I'm sure Hillary had a hand in that.

No one wants to hear about the Russians and the secret deals the current admin have been doing, the people want to know about Hillary's e-mails. How come she deleted those e-mails and didn't die because she didn't pass them on? That's the real story. 

Melania may be angry after the world found out about Stormy Daniels but she had just given birth and you aren't supposed to have sex for a while until they heal ... you were just being considerate. 

Sticking up for domestic violence abusers, well everyone has their good and bad points, perhaps they were asking for it, why should we judge? It's not very Christian to judge.

Ya know you think you have it bad until you hear about how the media is out to get you like they did with Jesus. So Old Knudsen is trying to recover and keep the world together too.    I just hope May doesn't phone me about Brexit, that's like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end.