Monday, 31 July 2017

The More Things Change

One of the most shocking things about the Watergate scandal wasn't Nixon spying/hacking the DNC, it was the swearing. The straight laced, Quaker, square swore like a sailor ... oh that's right he was a sailor during WWII. Bone spurs or religious beliefs didn't stop him from serving.

The current admin has pussy grabbing Trump who doesn't mind swearing, he hangs out with  Rudy Giuliani for fucks sake, that baldy cunt makes Old Knudsen blush.

Now as a White spokesperson and all round arsehole there is suck your own cock Anthony Scaramucci .... seriously is sucking your own cock an insult in Jersey? Old Knudsen thinks that would be 'achievement unlocked' I'd put on latex gloves and shake that man's hand.

Weemen would be obsolete (paper plates and a Roomba for the housewerk) we'd finally be free. Men can grow boobs and also don't forget the many uses of sheep and jars of raw liver.

Who is Old Knudsen kidding we'll never be free, they have a hold over us like butt fingering witches!

Anyways if Old Knudsen could suck his own cock he'd never see the outside werld ever again and would end up a drained, dried out shell like yer fella in the movie Seven with all the air freshener trees, you know the one, an icon fucken scene.

When people aren't pointing out the similarities that Hitler and Trump share they compare the Trump admin to the Nixon one.
The two families were long time friends. Nixon had people making fun of him on SNL and Nixon made a General (Haig) his Chief of Staff, they both resented the elites of society. Also neither Trump or Nixon were crooks. They were misunderstood patriots and Ivanka is the White House's cum bucket conscience so back off you mean Liberals.

During an event for Readers Digest a singer (Canadian trouble maker) held up a sign and asked Nixon to stop bombing the slopes gooks people in Nam. She said that Nixon was supposed to be a Christian and if Jesus was here he wouldn't dare drop another bomb.

If Jesus was there he'd say, 'Quaker, what the fuck is that?'

She put the sign away and then they sang 'Ma, he's making eyes at me' ... barely any applause then someone said 'throw the bum out'.  

Ray Conniff the brave band leader then asked that she leave which she did without further hassle. It reminds me a little of Trump throwing people out of his rallies. Also how no one good wanted to perform for him at his Inauguration.
The singer, Carole Addesso, nee Feraci had also been on civil right marches, she only sang at the non-paying event so she could speak out.

Nixon compared it to when Eartha Kitt who was asked to give a speech at a luncheon did so and explained why young men would rather dodge the draft or protest than fight. Lady Bird Johnson may have cried a little thanks to this evil dark skinned woman that spoke the unpopular truth and didn't know her place.

The secret recordings that Nixon made (bet Trump has too) were used at the Watergate hearing. Nixon had thought they were his tapes, turns out they belonged to the people. To be able to publish transcripts in the papers, Expletive Deleted became the term used. It became a popular catchphrase like Fake News I suppose. The lying and the spying he might have gotten away with but the cussing.

Hell and Christ were classed as Expletive Deleted so his swearing seemed worse than it was. Nixon said his swearing was nothing compared to LBJ and considering Johnson used to whip out his Johnson I'm sure he was right.

JFK was also a bit of a foul mouthed cunt and according to Nixon treated his staff like dogs.

Someone who seems to be at the ear of everyone since Nixon is Henry Kissinger. A Jewish immigrant who fled Nazi Germany with his family in 1938 he joined up in WWII and mostly due to his ability to speak German was put into military intelligence.

In the late 60's and early 70's the Soviets had banned Jews from immigrating and even taxed the ones in important jobs to prevent a brain drain. Nixon didn't want anything like this to hurt Cold War peace talks so they decided to ignore whatever discrimination was going on there.

Kissinger said during a conversation with Nixon:

"I’m Jewish myself, but who are we to complain about Soviet Jews? It’s none of our business. If they complain, if they made a public protest to us for the treatment of Negroes, we’d be ..." 

It's bad when the government knows how they are treating people but do it anyways. 

The line they took with another minority group 'the gays' is as Nixon put it "they are born that way". 


 "The Greeks. And they had plenty of it. . . . By God, I am not going to have a situation where we pass along a law indicating, “Well, now, kids, just go out and be gay.” They can do it. Just leave them alone. That’s a lifestyle I don’t want to touch ... "

With President Ford who pardoned Nixon like Pence will do with Trump


"It’s one thing for people to, you know, like some people we know, who would do it discreetly, but to make that a national policy ... "

Sort of like. You can't have Transgenders bravely serving their cuntry so that Bubba in butthurt Kentucky has the right to discriminate and hate them. Fucking over one group to maintain the status quo or achieve something else. Trump also recently fucked over the Syrian rebels fighting against Assad.

Kissinger wormtongue has been advising every president (unofficially) for decades. He's a part of history. While he's been attached to CIA human rights abuses he is also credited with negotiating a ceasefire for the Vietnam war. 

He advised Trump to accept "Crimea as a part of Russia"  like a little bitch ... pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name. He has met with Putin many times. If he didn't have a rep he'd be totally investigated. He's a member of those rich people groups mentioned on conspiracy websites that go on about Deep State and New World Order. 

Burying some bodies

Hillary Clinton described him as a "friend and a source of counsel" and Kissinger has praised her stint as Secretary of State. She helped crash Russia's economy for fucks sake, you won't see Trump 'strong on Russia' do such a thing. 

Bernie Sanders who doesn't have Clinton's way the wind blows moral compass said, "I am proud to say that Henry Kissinger is not my friend. I will not take advice from Henry Kissinger." ... oh snap! 

Kissinger is estimated at being close to 3,000 years old but is probably much older. He'll no doubt die now that I've hinted at him being Satan ... time for another body. 

What we need from the current admin to really be like Nixon is some dodgy CIA action. Remove lil Kim from power in North Korea maybe, chances are we'll find out. 

Wednesday, 26 July 2017

The Best Trump Lies to Believe In Right Now

As the dragnet of justice moves in on Trump and on those around him the random threats and accusations increase. Did Trump collude with the Russians? ... possibly ... probably not but we know he really wanted to.

He did say he had a bombshell to drop about Hillary while his lackeys were setting up the meetings. He certainly took advantage of these mysterious hackers helping his side.

I suspect that like Al Capone it won't be the Russian connection or a life of crime that gets him but some random boring detail instead.

Why would Russians want to discuss Russian adoptions with his son and Kushner? They wouldn't. We aren't being told the full truth about the meeting.

It could have a nefarious blackmailing Hillary angle, it could be to plant bugs or infect computers in Trump Tower with an infected USB drive that gives them remote access or it could just be a meeting with some dodgy ex-KGB types they can compromise or use as leverage against Trump with.  Don't do what we want we'll make shit up about the meeting.

It's all possible.

  Certainly guilty of having a hideous coat. No pics from Trump Tower I see. 

As Old Knudsen navigates Twitter trying to put his calm version of sanity out there he gets constant demands by random strangers that insist he justifies something that Hillary or Obama might have done. 

Why? ... Do I like Obama or something? If Hillary wasn't so fucken sexy I wouldn't give her the time of day.  Also they aren't in the news right now so what does it matter?  

Hillary met Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko. As you can see it was filmed and not in secret. The rumor being that she colluded with them to sabotage Trump.

Yeah nice try, do you even reason bro?

Ukraine can't keep the Russians out of their elections, computers and oh cuntry. They are poor and beleaguered, they aren't going to be able to help you at all.

It takes a lot of resources to hack and then carefully time the release of the info. Something a government with a lot of money would be able to do.

The Democrats while in power did help the Ukrainians by funding NGO's that fought against Russian influence. If Hillary did work with them then it would be against Russian influence ... oh are you saying the Trump campaign is Russian friendly?  

It's just dumb and hey she lost so this is about as valid and newsworthy as her kill lists, illnesses, pizza pedo rings and her membership in the NWO.

Wise the fuck up and go take yer meds!

This guy is terrible at golf! ... I'm sorry, I get nervous, I'll try harder, I'll be more loyal. 

Attorney General Jeff Sessions is becoming more popular cos Trump is raging against him.

Megyn Kelly, James Comey and John McCain all received praise when Trump attacked them. Kelly is still a bigoted bimbo asshole, Comey is still an ex-Republican with a mass of issues about reputation who did help get Trump elected and McCain is still that asshole that has been trying to sell off Injun land to mining companies.

Oh sure he's a war hero with brain cancer but he's still a total douchebag that learned nothing from going to war. Dropping bombs on a nation that barely have an air force, is that really brave?  

Sessions was supposed to be a Yes-Bigot. Trump likes loyalty especially when it comes to people who work with the law. He doesn't want people to just do their jobs, he wants favoritism towards him.

He says Sessions is weak on Hillary but it was Trump that said to leave her alone during his first interview for 60 minutes ... no wonder no one sane wants to work for him. The State Dept is missing all those deputy positions because he hasn't got anyone for them, no one knows what the fuck is going on in this admin ... except Putin, he knows it all.  

The Russian investigation worries Trump for some reason, there is definitely something to find but will it be about Russia? Probably vast loans made to him when US banks wouldn't lend to him.

 I would totally interrogate her

Real Estate is great for hiding funds. Anna Chapman one of the spies caught in New York in 2010 worked in Real Estate. Her business was in debt for years then suddenly she was employing 50 people and didn't have to declare the mysterious money.

Vnesheconombank (VEB) the Russian government-owned development bank certainly had talks with the Trumps/Kushners. 

Sex offender Bill O'Reilly Tweeted something dumb about how Jared Kushner couldn't possibly collude with Russia because he looks too young and fresh faced ... looking for a job Bill? Kushner only sounds like a child when he speaks but he's all man.

Trump calls his son Don Jr a boy or a kid. Donnie Jr is a 39 year-old elephant killing adult. Cut the shit they are adults and know what they've done. The only reason Junior came clean with his e-mails and meetings with ex KGB types is because they keep getting caught out and that hasn't worked so bluffing it out and claiming incompetence helps you avoid jail.

I didn't know the meeting was about Russia cos I didn't read all of the e-mail ... the one titled RE: Russia.

It's gonna be terrific, beautiful, the biggest poo ever! 

Blame shift and gas light .... Hillary, Obama, Democrats, CNN, Joe in the fucken morning. Never Putin or Trump's fault.

The media is so focused on Russia because shit actually happened and the current Commander in Chief doesn't seem to be taking it seriously.

Trump asks his lawyers about pardoning ... his lawyer's spokesperson resigns, probably with a facepalm.

Obama never needed lawyers. Trump has to sign a bill or not sign it about more sanctions on Russia. If he signs he's fucked over Putin and Exxon, which is probably why Tillerson wants to leave now. If he doesn't sign then that may be the thing that makes the GOP finally revolt as it shows that Trump loves Putin's cock.

Both ideas have been floated. The new guy Scaramucci gets the truth and dawn of the dead Sanders gets undermined once she makes a statement as Trump is ready to retire her too like he did with Spicer.

Trump has his aircraft carrier send off's, his Hitler Youth Scout jamborees and ego validation rallies but his time is coming. He'll blanket pardon his family and friends if it looks like they'll get caught with something and when he resigns or gets impeached President Pence will pardon him like Ford did with Nixon.

The world isn't standing around and waiting for something to give. While the US bickers, Russia continues to hack and phish and to set up a nearby observation points in Venezuela, North Korea will launch whatever it wants, Iran will take hostages and head off boats in the Straits of Hormuz and China ... they'll make all the money while taking over the South China sea one rock at a time.

Iran and China have already been engaging in probing, that's seeing what you can get away without starting a war. This activity happens in all the disputed territories that the US always seems to be in.

A bickering US, a weak UK government and a divided Europe. All of the rival nations smelling our weakness like a shark smells blood.  

Tuesday, 25 July 2017

The War That Never Ends

I'd describe the war in Afghanistan like wiping yer arse but the toilet paper never wipes clean. I was going to compare it to a little boy with his finger in a dyke but my mind wandered to underage sex and angry man hating weemen wearing bomber jackets.

The truth is you can't beat the Tallyban. If you can't find them you can't beat them. How can westerners go to a foreign land and figure out the bad guys without being able to speak the language or understand the culture?

Your basic soldier has been trained to kill and take orders, they aren't expected to think for themselves until they get promoted or join Special Forces.  Until then your opinion is issued to you.

The US Marines have returned to Helmand province. The place where US and coalition forces fought for years to keep. It's sprawling and wild, you'd look at it and question as to whether it's worth the blood spilled there.
Musa Qala is a town that 23 British soldiers died while defending. In 2007, 2 thousand Talyban swarmed it and failed, not defeated just pushed back. Years of creeping attacks have the Tallyban back in Musa Qala as of 2015. 

A recent car bomb in Kabul that killed 24 or the bomb in Mazar-i-Sharif that killed 135. The Tallyban will target anyone but if they can target government officials, police and soldiers then who is going to want to replace them? It's a good solid tactic.

Then you eventually have to scrape the bottom of the barrel and those in charge are usually less able or more corrupt than those who have gone before.

The Marines left Helmand in 2014. Camp Leatherneck was left to the Afghan army.

The US tactic right now seems to be one of constant troubleshooting and putting band aids over gaping wounds then running to the next casualty.

The odd high level kill or mother of all bombs doesn't really achieve much but to give politicians at home a warm fuzzy feeling that they had a win. Things on the ground don't change.

The 300 Marines go to the Afghan bases, they teach recruits how to solder, they advise on tactics only helping when they have to then they leave.

Corruption, low morale, under fed, under paid, ill equipped and with no air support. The Afghans don't stand a chance.

All the Tallyban have to do is attack an area that doesn't have constant helicopters resupplying the troops. Command will say, 'hey this area is safe lets go somewhere else and help' then the Tallyban can move somewhere else too.

Like musical wars. The Tallyban don't mind killing US troops but if it's so much easier to just avoid them and have them chasing their tails then that's what they would do. Guerrilla warfare isn't warfair.


Monday, 24 July 2017

Why Dunkirk Was So Important

If you are British or Irish pretending to be British then you should know about Dunkirk. Well the younger generation might not as British TV and newspapers don't seem to be so fixated on World War II anymore.

This is how things get put into history, no one cares except the old people that were there. Dunkirk was a mistake, a clusterfuck and an underestimation of how good the Germans were.

War had started in 1939 ... not for Americans though as they are always late for world wars but the next one, I think they'll be in it from the start. There was a period known as the Phoney war in which the real fighting and bombing hadn't begun. The UK tried to aid Finland but ended up losing Norway to the Germans and Nevile Chamberlain resigned giving the job to Churchill.

The British people looked at the bomb shelters and gas masks with amusement as they had no idea of what was to come. The shit Churchill had been warning about for years that no one listened too until it was almost too late.

Not to be confused with The Old Contemptibles BEF of WWI 

The BEF or British Expeditionary Force had 394,165 men, tanks, aircraft the heap. Hitler had told his men to not provoke them, it was as if he was luring them in. The first BEF casualty was killed by friendly fire.

The BEF mission was to aid the French against the advancing Germans who had already taken Poland.

The French defeat in 1940 was also our defeat. The Germans overwhelmed all opposition from the Belgium army, the French, Polish, Dutch, Canadians and of course the British.

The BEF was surrounded on 3 sides and cut off from supplies. The British tried to make a stand at the Battle of Arras but it was a lost cause. The order to treat to Dunkirk for evacuation was given.

Some infantry companies were told to do a rear guard action to stall the Germans, they knew they'd be killed or captured.

99 survivors of the Royal Norfolk Regiment were ordered to surrender and did so to an SS division. They were lined up against a wall and shot then the survivors were bayoneted. 97 died but 2 hid in a pigsty. They were later captured and spent the war as POW's.

The waters at Dunkirk were too shallow for the British warships. The British government put out a nationwide request for civilian boats with shallow draft. Many were given with permission and many were given on condition that the owner sails them.

Thousands of men waited on the beaches at Dunkirk while the Germans attacked them from the air. When a ship came in they had to wade out in orderly queues as was the way of the British back then.

A young Knudsen with some shell shocked fool.

Young Knudsen would have stayed and fought off the Germans but he had a bad back and bone spurs in his feet.

So along with the British warships that were being attacked ... 6 destroyers and 5 minesweepers were sunk. There was a fleet of trawlers, yachts and smaller sail boats. Out of 693 British, French and Dutch ships and boats 226 were sunk.

The BEF lost 68,000 soldiers, dead, missing or captured. For every 7 soldiers that escaped one was left behind.

224,320 British and Canadian troops along with 139,097 French and some Belgian troops were rescued from Dunkirk. 

While it's a defeat that Hitler gloated about it was also a victory. Many of those troops returned to the war for payback. 

The British people were united in helping and "remember Dunkirk" became the cry.

The BEF was the core and the brains of the British military, if they hadn't been evacuated we would not have had an army to defend ourselves against the Germans with.

The equipment that was left behind was replaced, thanks to the sneaky efforts of FDR and his lend lease program.

Dunkirk was an 'oh shit' moment in history when we narrowly avoided getting trampled on by Hitler as European nation fell to him one after the other. Only having the channel between us and Hitler too busy bathing in his own glory in Paris instead of pushing gave us time to rebuild. Then the weather grew worse for any kind of channel invasion.

Wednesday, 19 July 2017

Putin Is The Bogeyman

Trump is panicking about his failed healthcare bill, his son getting caught meeting with former Soviet spies and lying about it, Iran jailing a US citizen, not being able to control North Korea and looking weak also not to mention his historically low 36% approval rating.

He needs a win!

His civilian collateral damage in Syria is set to double the amount Obama did in his 2 years. 360 per month, no wonder he is thinking about closing the State Dept's war crimes office.  

He demands a win at any cost!

Trump sees treachery and failure all around him, he can only trust his sycophants feeding him praise instead of facts. The reign of Caligula must have been a little like this.

Putin is not panicking, he is denying whatever with a chuckle and a shrug. At the same time applying pressure on Trump to give back the Russian compounds on US soil that Obama seized. Something is gonna give.

'Please Donald, it makes our spying on you more difficult.'  

Trump seems to believe the word of Putin than he does his Secret Service or his Intel agencies because he doesn't like what they tell him. He publicly shames and belittles them ... not a good enemy to go making.  Disgruntled employees with top level clearance.  

He may very well justify giving the properties back as a sign of good faith, if he doesn't Putin may very well expel diplomats but that would only be symbolic as without a fully working State Dept (many jobs haven't been filled as Trump has been slack) the ambassadors are pretty useless anyways.

Trump has claimed to be a businessman. Who the fuck would match a mostly failed businessman with a top level Statesman? Trump can't read people which is how Saudi Arabia played him for a fool over Qatar.  

One thing that gets over looked by the west is The Chechen Republic. They don't have nukes but meatheaded tough guy Ramzan Kadyrov has said they have them and they would totally fuck up the US with them if they had to.

They wouldn't have made the nukes but Russia is nice like that, it gives weapons to allies so they can shoot down passenger planes with etc.

Putin understands that he can't go full Stalin (his hero) who outlawed homosexuality as that would look bad. The Chechen Republic has been targeting gays though. Putin did outlaw Jehovah's Witnesses though, Stalin hated them too.

The Chechen Republic is like a proxy Russia or even a test patch for Putin to see how the west reacts.

Like flybys or warships sailing too close, it's a form of probing. So far the west has been pretty apathetic about the gays in The Chechen Republic or the Jehovah's Witnesses in Russia. What can they do make up more sanctions?

Dadayev was the deputy commander of a battalion

Kadyrov had a team of Special ops troops kill Russian opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. Of course nothing can be traced back. Just like the hackers constantly attacking the infrastructure systems of the west at this very moment can't be traced back to Putin ... just private citizen patriots.

Patriots that just happened to be Chechen special forces and just happened to target Putin's only real opposition.
The journalists that have died or vanished during Putin's rule

Kadyrov is the wildcard Putin keeps close to his chest. For now he uses him on opposition politicians and journalists.
If he ever needed to use Kadyrov on the world stage with some event possibly nuclear he'd have plausible deniability and Kadyrov would see doing it as an honour, he's the ultimate goon, he's one of Putin's many monkeys and Putin being the ultimate organ grinder.

There was a very good reason why Obama and Hillary were so hard on Russia, if you believe their innocent victim ploy you will regret it.

Tuesday, 18 July 2017

Time for a Timelady

Space clothes go in the space hamper not on the space and time floor!

The BBC who still make sets out of cardboard and still do the crappy camera angles from the 70's have shown the world they could be modern by making the new Doctor Who a woman.

Not at all a novelty jump on the bandwagon success of Wonder Woman and a failed Presidential bid (when will the UK have a female PM?) it is about empowering women.

That thing Joss Whedon did 20 years ago that the world wasn't ready for. Oh and Old Knudsen loved Buffy so away an fuck if you think he's got a problem with female leads, he has a problem with a female Doctor Who. Next up a female James Bond.

These things got popular in the first place because ... oh fuck it.

You can't empower weemen, they like cock and cleaning up after men too much ... FACT!

Of course it was going to be some Brit that Old Knudsen hasn't heard of, he doesn't watch much crap British TV due to most of them lacking the quality that most US shows have. You can say more with one lingering camera shot than a page of bleh filler dialogue.

Old Knudsen does like Black Mirror, it's well made and intelligent like a modern Twilight zone. Jodie Whittaker was the cheating wife in the excellent episode The Entire History of You. That's the one Robert Downey jr wants to turn into a movie.

Of course I only found out she had been in something I had watched after Googling her thanks to Doctor Who. Broadchurch you ask me about? ... I say Yawnchurch. Just a load of other shows rehashed and re-booted into one.  

Doctor Who was originally supposed to be a children's show that would teach kids science and history. When companion Peri's outfits got shorter and tighter with boob bounce during running and obvious nipples poking through it started to look more like a low rent Baywatch.

Old Knudsen misses Peri.

Now it's a show for older virgins. To make up for the lack of sense, Steven Moffat made everyone speak fast like Sherlock. Luckily Moffat is going as he's really been half arsing the 50 projects he has on the go at once.

There was this episode with a Victorian army unit on Mars .... Sort of steampunk without the cool. One of the soldiers was black. Now Old Knudsen isn't racist ... much, but he does get annoyed when people take liberties with facts and make glaring mistakes.

A Victorian army unit would not have a black guy that they treated as an equal anymore than they would speak to a female Time Lord. Have you never watched Zulu?

The BBC tries for diversity after decades of being white and male but seriously bad casting just ruins everything.

The new Time Lady (isn't a Lord) will have a handbag that is bigger on the inside cos women pack those things with everything. There may be jelly babies but there'll definitely be tampons and pads ... it would be sexist to ignore that right?

Lets hope she has a bit more sense and packs a handgun. Less people would die per episode if the Doctor just wasted the villain.

Martha Jones who was a medical doctor had to pretend to be a servant in the early 1900's. 

Sarah Jane had a sonic lip stick, maybe number 13 will have a sonic vibrator or can opener so she can make the space and time dinner.

She'll need a male chaperone to play as her husband or most of Earth's history will be closed off to her. Hey I don't make the rules. I'm sure she'll raise her voice once and after that everyone will consider her an equal like they do with the current one.  

Or they'll declare her insane and lock her up like they did will uppity women back in the day.

Will they cover this or gloss over it? The modern day Doctor seems to be a figure of redemption trying not to turn to the darkside. It's the human companions that keep him grounded. Lets see them keep her grounded when she's on her space & time period. The TARDIS will tell her it only likes dudes so change again or get out.  

Now as a female there is the chance of a space and time baby ... I smell spin off! They should have had a spin off with the Doctor's daughter but the BBC tend to miss massive clues and only go for whatever everyone else is doing.

Dr Who hasn't been good for the last few years. I've watched it when bored but haven't enjoyed it. Who the fuck wants a Clara or Pearl action figure? Most bad guys are as scary as the ones on Scooby Doo for fucks sake.

I'll watch it with its overdue and calculated move but if it doesn't up the game with the writing I will drift away.

Monday, 17 July 2017

Bucket Of Deplorables

Old Knudsen can't go anywhere on Twitter without being called a Dem or a Libtard and getting asked why he hates America and having others demand that he defends the actions of Obama or Hillary from years ago.

I comment on current affairs only to have people say well what about crooked Hilary who gave Russians uranium or Obama who opened all the borders .... there is always some silly shite.

Thankfully many of these morons have put the word 'deplorable' in their name so we can tell they are mongs straight away. Is mong not acceptable? sorry snowflake I meant spaz. Hillary Clinton called half of Trump's supporters a basket of deplorables, I prefer bucket as in they must have climbed out of the abortion bucket.

This condemnation of these American voters is deplorable as it is probably way more than half .    

Deplorable means something deserving strong condemnation or is completely unacceptable. Something shameful, dishonorable, inexcusable ... you get the idea.

There isn't that thing in which young people have taken the word deplorable and turned it around. 'Hey dude that bike you have is totes deplorable' or 'I just had deplorable sex with your mom, the thing she does with her feet is beast.'

Young people are idiots. Nope deplorable means deplorable. These deplorable people should just get a cock and balls tattooed onto their foreheads and be done.

The master race for Trump!

Deplorables fall into my bully and poorly informed stubborn arsehole categories which as they would say 'triggers' me though there is no butthurt as I am not emotionally invested in their opinions. The fact that they are so dumb and possibly believe the crap they type offends me. I get frustrated that I can't stab them in the neck repeatedly. 

Sure I've met Liberals just as dumb and rabidly blinkered but I've met more good Liberals than I have bad ones. Keep me away from those women that demand equality but stop acting human once they talk to a white male ... they refuse to get your jokes and look for something to be offended about, they really bend my shite, such issues. Like hating all dogs cos one bit you. 

If the US has any self respect left this will be the President in 2020

Trump called Hillary a 'nasty woman' though it has been around longer than Trump. Janet Jackson used nasty in the sexual meaning much like how freaky is used.  Some Libtards have been calling themselves Nasty Women (including men)  and Samantha Bee has raised over a million dollars for Planned Parenthood by selling Nasty Women t-shirts. 

Unlike deplorable, nasty does have the meaning of something being excellent, good or even cool. 

 Your mom is nasty, her stench trench smells nasty but she gives a nasty diddy wank. 

More like a Nazi Woman .... such a damn waste.  

The Deplorables communicate online the same way their leader Trump does, as if the election is still on. They are stuck in a hateful time loop in which Obama and Hillary are still constantly in the news cycle. 
Perhaps the sites and news outlets they frequent keep them this way so when Old Knudsen is discussing Donald jr colluding with former Soviet spies and how it all happened during the DNC leaks which is more than mere coincidence they are ranting on about it being Obama's fault or why Hillary should be in jail for deleting e-mails. 

Lets ignore the 22 million emails the Bush admin deleted 2003 - 2005 but who cares about that cos um ... Hillary!

The Trump admin and his followers, cronies and employed family members have made their own problems. They and the Deplorables will never accept that and so continue to blame others for their ills.

Excuses get made for treason and whatever questionable things they get up to. When these Deplorables comment on Twitter you have to accept that they are coming from a damaged point of view, their moral compass has been gang raped in the prison shower.
They are still to be held accountable for their words but beating a dog for not reminding you to take yer pills gets boring after a while.

Harsh mockings and wit are wasted on the Deplorables but as long as Old Knudsen is entertaining himself then that's ok.

Tuesday, 11 July 2017

Never Forget 7/11

"On this day have we never owed so much to so few including sales tax forever in infamy orrible obbits" ~  Andrew Jackson

Tom Cruise Is The Next Doctor Who

It only just feels like we went through this, who is going to be the next James Bond Dr Who? There are many that want to spoil an already failing show by going the PC novelty route ignoring what made the 2005 re-boot popular in the first place.

A black Asian gender fluid a-sexual Australian has been what many have been calling for. Or we could just black up a white British actor and make them talk funny.  It's the BBC, anything goes.

Tom Cruise has been tipped as being the next Doctor. We've seen from movies like Far and Away  and The Waterboy that Cruise can do accents.   We've seen from War of the Worlds and The Mummy that his judgement in picking roles has been quite questionable so he might do it.

We caught up with him on the set of Mission Impossible 9: The Search For Spock.

"I always like to stretch my acting range and try something different so my Doctor would be the polar opposite to the one played by Peter Capaldi. People want explosions and to see the Doctor being thrown across the Tardis in slow motion. I see the Doctor being ex-Special Forces with a sonic blaster fighting for his family. I also want to put my stamp on him with an accent, I'm toying with making my Doctor Canadian."

Exciting stuff, I'm hoping for this to happen.  Cruise has been practicing time travel to get into the character deeper. 

 There has never been an orange Doctor

No one asked him but President Trump has said that he's considering the role.  

"I don't know what it is but everyone tells me I'd be great for it. I'd be the best Doctor Strange ever. When you are a Timelord the companions will let you do anything, kiss them, dry hump their leg and even grab em by the Cybermat!" 

Likely a dodgy looking not well known and not US friendly/acceptable Brit will get chosen. With 
Steven Moffat racing Capaldi to leave the sinking ship maybe we'll get a good Doctor this time. One that can act and gets good scripts instead of relying on speaking fast and a companion that nobody really cares about.

Yet again just like the last time Old Knudsen backs Damien Molony. There has never been an Irish Doctor ... wouldn't that piss off the DUP? He can do an English accent if Irish is too controversial.  

Molony is a good looking lad that can certainly act, his vampire Hal in Almost Human was awesome and fun to watch. Much better than that Poldork bloke with the hair. Molony could easily charm the US too. 

Dr Who writer Toby Whithouse has joined Old Knudsen in choosing Molony, lets make it happen cos the show is in sore need something interesting though not explosions and Tom Cruise.