Tuesday, 13 June 2017

Trump's Circle Jerk

Trump got his cabinet together to give him a good report of how things were going or how they thought he'd want them to be going. In his boring halting monotone voice he read from his notes the words, millions, trillions, great, very good and of course he complained about the Democrats for being obstructionists even though he hasn't even nominated very many people for them to obstruct.

Everything else had to be good news. Even his remarks about how many jobs created was good despite the figures being lower than they have been for months. He mentioned vague apprenticeships in which he'd have people trained to do manual work as that was very important so he has heard.

Perhaps Ivanka mentioned how hard the children in her Chinese clothes factories work.     

Instead of just getting reports he went round the table for each person to awkwardly gush about him and to tell him how great everything was.

Nope, sorry Donald # 2 but something else grabbed his attention, he probably missed that whole thing.

Operation Covfefe was a sucess ... as you all know it wasn't a late night typo it was obviously a code for people in the know. No, not the Russians but yeah I bet they know ALL about it. 

Betsy helping to shape the Trump voter of the future.

Dominant males and those who have received medals from Putin and yet haven't been considered a compromise risk like Tillerson just has to say the basic shit. 

Former Marines who don't take shit like General Mattis also don't have to gush about the President. Army General McMaster is so expendable that Mattis makes him sit behind him at an open window so he'd be the one to get shot by a sniper .... because he can and because he thinks it's funny.

Yeah, what the Asian MILF said, so good looking it hurts my eyes.

John Kelly may be a former US Marine but he is certainly no Mad Dog, more like an HR. He just follows his orders like a good little soldier.  

Hope Hicks standing in the background gave a great review of Trump recently. "He has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. 

He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. 

 I 'hope' you will tell me more in private Hope

He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. 

He is brilliant with a great sense of humor . . . and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible."

Her statement has led to calls for random drug testing in the White House. I wonder what hidden talents the former model with no PR skills has to have landed this job.  

Carson whose motto for the operating theater is 'leave them wanting more' took time to dazzle the crowd with his wit.

Kellyanne smiling and nodding in resentment at the back

No time to run around the country for validation rallies Trump has had to get his 3 kids to do interviews on Fox and to have this meeting to remind people how great he is. 

I don't remember Obama or even Bush having to do this. 

Despite protest rallies and his travel ban getting defeated in court once again the president wants you to know that everything is going great and ahead of schedule, so great they didn't even bother with a schedule that would only slow things down. 

The wall fence partition border barrier is almost complete ... or rather the setting up for a meeting potentially in the near future to discuss it is almost complete.  And ahead of schedule!

A new coal mine was just opened in Pennsylvania and will be shipping coal to American homes whether they want it or not .... as Europe and India that buys US coal steadily moves to renewable sources of energy and or gas. Coal exports have been down 30% with many coal burning plants being closed. China has stopped buying North Korean coal at the moment but that isn't enough to save the US coal industry. 

There is nothing more American than living in denial, black lung and air pollution. Tremendous!  

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