Monday, 22 May 2017

My Guardian Angel Ate My Hamster

AAsher Liles a 7 year-old boy with Downs Syndrome had his mother's phone to take photos during a flight from Baltimore to Houston. The boy is non-verbal which means there is a lot going on under the surface but he can't figure out how to tell others in a way they'll understand. He mostly points of flaps his arms.

When his mum went through to delete some of the pics she stopped when she saw what looked like a humanoid figure made of cloud. AAsher obviously couldn't explain what it was to her so she leapt to the conclusion it's his guardian angel.

Just saying that if it is his guardian angel they haven't been doing a great job with AAsher ... Hey you were thinking it too.
Perhaps their standard of good job is different than mine. The boy is happy so maybe that is what their aim is.

Being a success in your job, getting married, having children, owning a house, retiring by 55 ... human mundane concepts that higher beings would mock.  We are told to do this or we won't be happy. 

Old Knudsen has a theory that if there are such beings as gods and angels they don't give a crap about you or your cancer or your promotion at KFC anymore than you worry about the welfare of an ant.

We create religion and achievements to fill the void caused by our lack of understanding.

Others have branded shoots they've taken as being guardian angels too. It's like that TV psychic who talks fast. Why would a spirit go to all the trouble to get through on national TV just to tell people they love and appreciate them?

Tell us something better for fucks sake. How do we cure cancer, is there a god a Heaven? In the afterlife can you spy on chicks in the shower? Do we get so enlightened that we are beyond petty hate and desires? .... if there isn't a need for a wank in the afterlife then it can fuck right off.

This figure was seen over LA in 2015 ... it's LA so it could be anything, those people are cray cray.

A balloon caught in the wind, a guardian angel waiting for a plane to pass by or maybe the Illuminati are fucking with your mind and the matrix glitched.  

The human mind actively tries to find shapes and patterns so it can make sense of what it is seeing. I wasn't there to see AAsher take the photo and don't know the chain of evidence or if the parents crave attention and know how to use photoshop.

Old Knudsen does believe there are beings out there that we might happen to see. As like people there are good and bad ones. I also think that people with certain mental issues are more in tune to them and whatever world or dimension they come from.

We grow up, lose our innocence and sense of playing. We think too much about bills and all sorts of clutter. We take selfies in our version of being a budgie tapping a mirror. Our minds are no longer open to possibility and our sense of wonder is jaded.

A beautiful sexy woman or are you thinking why she isn't wearing a seating belt? How does she get bras to fit? or Does she suffer back pain? ... ach just fucken appreciate her baps.  Yes I also wondered if she'd let her daughter go out dressed like that.

Old Knudsen recalls that he mostly sees other worldly beings when he is day dreaming and they fade away when he takes note and his mind comes to. No glowing white cloud blokes though.

This is why I'm open minded about such things though to say they are guardian angels or whatever shows how people try to narrow things down to their level of understanding. Like those Puritans shouting, 'she's a witch!' when they can't figure something out. 

Angels were brutal mindless servants of God used as messengers and warriors.   There are beings out there in other realities I'm sure of this and it's nice to know that some are polite enough to pose for pictures.

Thursday, 18 May 2017

Poor Trump The Ulitmate Victim


Donald Trump was there to give Coastguard graduates a rousing speech about having courage and determination in the face of adversary but of course made it all about him having courage.

The precious snowflake/history buff took the moment to tell the world what is really going on ... not classified stuff though cos that would be stupid.   

"Look at the way I’ve been treated lately, especially by the media no politician in history and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly you can’t let them get you down I guess that’s why we won."

As usual it's true what he says . The mean evil left have treated Trump far worse than anyone. Not letting them get you down was exactly how they won and it wasn't anything to do with Russia, Wikileaks and Cambridge Analytica.

Everybody hurts .... everybody cries ... even Trump as he spends millions of tax payer dollars  playing golf at locations expensive to police.

You think he enjoys playing golf and living it up like a single guy? There is nothing he'd like more than to play gold plated Transformers with Barron on the floor of his bedroom but duty to the American people comes first .... also Melania has changed the locks to Trump Tower so bummer.   

Cast your mind back to people lynching Obama Trump mannequins from trees. Even White House visitor and famous draft dodger Ted Nugent called for Obama and Hillary Trump to be tried for treason and hung asap ... he said hung, I would have said hanged.

Remember how for years people said that Obama Trump wasn't even born in the US and demanded to see his papers ... then when he showed them he said they were fake?

Or when Hillary supporters chanted 'lock him up' because he was careless with classified material?   

Remember when mean spirited Chuck Schumer mocked Trump for crying when all that Trump wanted to do was ban all Muslims? Fake Tears! tweeted Schumer.

Others have called Trump a fat slob and have suggested that he has blood coming out of his  .... well anal fissures aren't funny so back off!

Trump remembers because it stings.  Especially when you wipe.

Remember when Sirhan Sirhan Oswald Booth Hinkley shot the back of Trump's head off from a book suppository and also again when he went to see his American cousin Hamilton at the theater? 

James A Garfield in 1881, William McKinley in 1901, Harvey Milk in 1978, Ed King in 1986, Tommy Burks in 1998, Derwin Brown in 2000, James E Davis in 2003, John Roll in 2011, Mark Hasse in 2013 and numerous others had it fucken good. 

Remember when the Senate all stabbed Trump? Except Paul Ryan who doesn't have a spine was playing it safe and said he still had confidence in the Emperor President no matter what he does or who he gives secrets to.    

Remember when Charles Bent the Governor of New Mexico in 1847 Trump was shot with arrows and scalped by injuns? People make fun of his hair which is just mean.  

Or when a bomb was placed under his desk by Tom Cruise? It ruined his trousers leaving him a suit jacket without pants ... how fucken cruel! 

Or when Trump and the other Nazis were put on trial and then sodomized with a bayonet and hanged for war crimes?

So many other occasions I've left out cos when Trump gets impeached and has more time on his little hands I don't want him reading this and getting upset, you know how emotional he can be. 

Wednesday, 17 May 2017

Trump Has The Right

So many libtards complaining that Donald Trump sharing classified information with the Russians is wrong, they should see it from his side.

Your head is spinning because everyone didn't cheer when you fired the head of the FBI ... What the fuck? The Democrats hated him and now he's looking into Trump's Russian collusion so the Republicans must obviously must hate him too so what gives?

Yeah Comey was an asshat but he was currently actually doing his job when he was fired for something he did last year.  Old Knudsen isn't a labour law specialist but if you let someone continue to work then you've given up your right to fire them for that event. He should have suspended him and looked into it rather than dismissing him for something when he wasn't even in charge then.

He totally didn't fire him because he was investigating him ...  oh no.

After all that you get a call from the boss. Putin says "Hey Donald, I want to send someone over to inspect productivity." 

Shit the supervisor is coming, look busy!

He gets out his biggest smiles and pals around with the Russians. It's a bro-fest ... well in Trump's mind.

To make sure it doesn't backfire and look bad the US media are not allowed in, just the Russian Foreign Office media. They promised not to release the pictures and make Trump look bad.

Why are the Russians giggling? 

Trump felt comfortable enough to blurt out some classified Intel he received from Israeli Intelligence. It was just a routine sharing of information about ISIS planning to put bombs into electronics and onto planes.

Sure isn't Russia in Five Eyes? The Intelligence sharing alliance. That's US, Canada, UK, Australia, New Zealand and um Russia makes 5.

What? no that's not right. At the start of this year an Israeli newspaper published a story saying that US counterparts to Israeli Intelligence officials warned them not to share Intelligence with Trump.

There is no 'routine sharing of Intel' with Russia as per the White House excuse, that just isn't done. 

Israel has cordial relations with Russia but are afraid that any Intel will get shared with Iran so that's a no no.

It's like someone telling you a secret and you blurting it out to someone they know but aren't friends with.

 It was a bad day for Donald to quit sniffing glue.  

HR McMaster denied it happened then Trump tweeted about doing it ... awkward! To quote HR, "The President did not sniff glue, I was in the room it didn't happen."

And another White House spokesperson's credibility goes down in flames. 

Even if it was top secret BAM! ... a US President can make it un-top secret.  As Trump tweeted, 'he has that right.'

Fuck the assets on the ground it's the bragging rights that count. To quote Barney, "sharing is caring."

Meanwhile in the Russian media they are laughing their arse off. All other media outlets have to buy pictures from them. The only American photographer was the White House photographer and their official pics were released much later. 

It shows you what disdain the Russians have and how brazen they have become. America is a joke to them. Pwned!

Like Assad using gas on civilians, shooting down an airliner, poisoning a former spy in London, killing journalists, invading Ukraine .... Russia denies everything.

We bukkake all over him then we make him eat it lol!  

While Russia is a rival nation, Turkey is an ally .... a dodgy as fuck one. They keep hinting at kicking the US out of their Air Base at Incirlik. It's of strategic importance for the US to be there so the west often turns a blind eye to things going on. 

The US has started to arm and work with the Kurds in Syria. The Kurds in Syria (YPG) are seen by Turkey to be an extension of the Turkish-Kurds (PKK) who have carried out terrorist attacks in Turkey. They want their region to be independent but Turkey isn't having it. 

Turkey have been known to shell the YPG in northern Syria ... Turkey are cunts it's as simple as that. Also with the recent coup and most likely rigged referendum Erdogan is seeming to be more like a dictator than an elected official. 
Sort of how Putin somehow keeps getting elected over the past 17 years, not even Winston Churchill was that popular with the voters after the war and he saved Britain for fucks sake. 

Not someone a President under fire needs to meet with just after having the Russians over ... DOH! There he goes, shit whose idea was that?

Erdogan did use his time in Washington to treat the US like a bitch and denounce the Kurds. He probably applied some pressure to get his nemesis Muhammed Fethullah Gülen extradited to Turkey. Gülen lives in the US in exile and Erdogan still blames him for all his woes. He's like his version of Obama.

Trump said, "terrific guy I love turkey in fact here at the White House we get a great turducken served to us I love it with ketchup. Tremendous!"

Then to lighten the mood he met with Bashar al-Assad who still denies he used gas on anyone but Trump being the great negotiator and deal maker that he is got him to promise that if he was to ever think about using gas on little children ... not that he did but if he was to consider it to not do it. 

He then declared the beginning of a great friendship between the US and Syria. They signed a $50 million arms deal and hugged it out.   

Such a busy day, he then met with Robert Mugabe who was Prime Minister of  Zimbabwe from 1980 - 87 and then became its President since 1987 ... amazing, they must really love him there. 

Trump jokingly asked for tips for a long political career and was informed about the fun African custom of placing burning tyres around people's necks ... Trump seemed intrigued.  

Kim Jong-un sent his apologies that he couldn't make it for the Oppressor's conference. Soon Trump will go and meet another dictator famous world leader King Abdullah Ibn Abdul Aziz Al Saud when he travels to Saudi Arabia this weekend for a summit. Omar Al-Bashir of The Sudan has also been invited but will probably want assurances he won't be arrested for war crimes which nearly happened when he visited South Africa. 

Trump should fit right in with this group but lets hope no one gives him any valuable classified Intel beforehand. 

Tuesday, 16 May 2017

Are The Nukes Safe From Malware?

Any computer running Windows XP after April 8, 2014 should not be considered protected as there will be no security updates for the Windows XP operating system.

2014, well that was years ago and I'm sure the only people on Windows XP now are people on old computers who don't like change.

Luckily we didn't just have the largest ransomware cyber-attack in observed in history huh.

Oh that's right we did. 47 NHS trusts in England and 13 in Scotland were hit. Surgeries and procedures cancelled as machines such as MRI and CT scanners use old software. There was a slight spike in deaths but luckily it was mostly old and unemployed people ... some foreigners too but they aren't technically human and so don't count. 

Get a room for fucks sake ... of course you can claim it on expenses yer the PM.

In 2015 the then home Secretary Theresa May, not sure if you've heard of her didn't renew the contract with Microsoft which saved us £5.5 million. She also switched to single ply toilet paper too in all the hospitals and took TV's out of the terminal wards cos why would they need a TV? Game of Thrones? You'll not make it to the next season so don't worry about it.    

Back then she was a penny pinching austerity witch and not into anything strong and stable except her husband Philips average sized throbbing cock. I'm sure the days of fucking up like that and with immigration and police cuts are a thing of the past.

 Do you even proxy server bro?

The Tories now have an I.T. guy named Colin and he's under 30 so knows that Internet doesn't come in a box. He'll take a wire brush to all the browsers and have them working in no time. 

Remember when the Tories spent £1 million on iPads for all their politicians and the Conservative MP Nigel Mills was caught playing Candy Crush on his for two and a half hours during a parliamentary committee? ... well luckily I do. Money well spent.

Remember last month when Parliament was suspended for 2 hours while the MP's took the opportunity to capture a Squirtle? Well ok that might not have happened ... aye it was a fucken Charmander, gotta catch them all, it's in the Bible.    

 Yes I have tried turning it on and off again.

While the media and government are rightly getting in a tizzy about NHS hospitals and worrying about further attacks there is one thing you won't hear about cos of national security. 

Luckily Old Knudsen signed a fake name when he signed the official secrets act .  

HMS Vanguard, Victorious, Vigilant, and Vengeance are the submarines bravely patrolling the UK looking out for sneaky Russians and refugee boats to sink. Each of these nuclear-powered submarines have up to eight Trident II missiles and a total of 40 nuclear warheads. 

They could fuck up most cuntries in Europe with that. I mean proper fucked, France would be a car park. They also carry Spearfish torpedoes to fight other subs or just to blow shit up with.  

They all operate on Windows XP, in fact their version says 'Windows for Submarines' in case you forget yer on a sub I suppose ... just look out the window.

Remember in July 2016 when Theresa May covered up a Trident missile failure just before a debate on renewing Trident? Ach don't worry that was in the past, now she's all business, professional and honest ... nowadays. 

We all have things in our past we aren't proud of like sewing puppies and kittens together for fun and stealing candy from fat children. 

Does the public really need to know that a missile was fired in the wrong direction?  I'm sure if it was a real strike some of the missiles might hit some of the enemy .... hopefully. 

If we ever use Trident it won't be to win, it'll be in retaliation cos we'll be fucked by then. There is no winning in nuclear warfare and Russia and China have way more nukes than us. 

 HMS Vigilant ... has crashed, do you want to send a report?

Britannia rules the waves ... this was the same cuntry that thinks it's all that and so voted to leave the EU. Luckily the Americans are way more technically advanced than us.

That was a lie. America uses Windows XP on all their Navy ships and missile systems, even the army still has a lot of XP devices. The difference being that the US has a $9.1 million a year contract with Microsoft to support their systems. 

Old Knudsen contacted the Royal Navy for some reassurance as he just doesn't trust those Navy pukes. A spokesman said: 

"Don't worry Mr Knudsen we are all very highly trained in computery stuff and hackers can't hack through water, it's scientifically impossible. Also we have notifications turned on so if something did happen a box would pop up and ask something like 'are you sure you want to delete this country?' so don't worry, the navy is strong and stable."

Well that's good I suppose.

Monday, 15 May 2017

18 Days Of The Condom

Totally not putting a listening device under the ledge of the Resolute desk

What we know from the Trump campaign investigation of Russian collusion. General Michael Flynn was allowed to come and go freely and have access to classified material without a new security clearance for 18 days.    

He had been flagged by Obama and Sally Yates as a subject that could be turned by a rival nation but Trump ignored all warnings for some reason. To *quote* Trump, "It's just National security it isn't that important, relax I've got this, he's a terrific guy."

What could Flynn have done in those 18 days of freedom? 

 Rudy Giuliani briefing Trump on cyber security

Giuliani: "with computers you have to be smart, don't click on any odd links or open any suspect e-mails for instance ones with the title 'I want to pee on you' ... an obvious malware trap. Change your password often. Don't use birth dates or titles of books that sit on your desk, they always get hacked in the movies.  I use easy to remember words that I use often in real life. Since this is a classified meeting I can tell you that my passwords are 'fuckyou123' or 'fuckyou456' I change them about all the time and if they ever got hacked the fucker would get access but also get insulted ... lol! ... fuck em ... can I have my $100,000 consultation fee now?"   

He would be in on top secret meetings like this one.  Code named The Condom because he was safe and in like Flynn fucking up America.

Get Mr Vlad a water, coffee, would you like a White Russian Mr Vlad?

Flynn would know who came to visit the White House.  He would no doubt go to the Red Room in the White House which is the secret command center. He'd leave a few USB drives around and unsuspecting people using them would be infecting the White House computers without knowing it. 

With the Kremlin in their system he might bug places where people meet. Trump has a phone scrambler in the Lincoln bedroom that disrupts words spoken to anyone eavesdropping on the calls, these would probably not be disabled as Trump doesn't make sense at the best of times anyways. 

  Trump with a totally innocent Russian nesting doll gift in the background 
Trump is in on the joke as he calls it but with spycraft no one asset ever knows the full picture so they can't give up vital information to bring down the whole operation. They all have their various jobs and often don't even know who else is in on it. Like Fight Club. Trump being told to hire Flynn without a security check no doubt gave him a clue though.

Surprise bitches! My ears were burning what are you kids talking about in here? 

As well as spying there is a psychological aspect too. For instance Trump's 80 inch wide screen TV talks to him with the voice of his long dead father. It's really a Russian putting on a voice, 'what about Sweden Donald ... terrible wasn't it?'  ... 'Comey is out to get you, fire him and it will all go away' ... 'I don't know what tweets are cos I'm your old father but you should tweet about it.'

Sean Spicer has been having 'episodes' recently. Whenever Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Conway or McMaster stand in and take a White House briefing it isn't because Spicer is off with the Navy Reserve, he's crying in a corner with a bottle of vodka. 

Spicer has been known to hide from reporters in hedges. Flynn has put devices in the hedges that say, 'Sean this is your conscience, what you are saying is lies'   ... having him say things unconvincingly is part of the plan. Nothing clues people in more than real self-doubt.

Remember, The Russians play the long game. They never just do a hit and run. Look how long Melania has been with Trump for fucks sake, she even has a child, well played that's 18 years of attachment right there unless they upgrade his wife again. 

The 10 Russian spies caught in New York in 2010 were there for years and succeeding at their tasks according to the FBI.  

So how was Flynn compromised by the Russians? 

 I hope I wasn't too rough on you last night Mikhail

Flynn was fired by Obama in 2014. In 2015 he became a semi-regular analyst on Russia Today and was paid $40,000 to attend a gala dinner in Moscow. Flynn is bitter towards how Obama treated him and how he also fired his friend General McChrystal. He needs money and his ego massaged so he was ripe to be manipulated. 

As like Trump he thinks he knows best and can handle rival governments and their plans. Others warn him but he's Michael T Fucken Flynn, he 'allegedly' leapt off a 40 foot cliff to rescue 2 US soldiers being swept out to sea off the coast of Cuba.  

 My soldiers are so loyal I can shoot random ones and they never stop singing.

Flynn thinks he's a tough guy, but he always feels like he has something to prove as he always has someone not worthy over him giving him orders. Trump also has a similar personalty but is a soft civvie coward. The validation and acceptance of tough guys like Putin is a very 'boys own' club thing, it's a tough guy macho bromance and their judgement gets clouded by it. 

The only thing Putin needs is power. He thinks only HE can rule Russia and needs no one but knows how to use underlings or remove them. While the likes of Flynn and Trump are wracked by insecurities and limited thinking, Putin's only fear is a revolution by the people but after 17 years he's got a pretty good hold on things, he sees leaders and security advisers come and go but there is always Putin ... the long game. 

 Complimentary White House file with every 10 visits

In the middle of a Trump/Russia collusion investigation Trump fires the main investigator then mentions how Comey said he wasn't investigating Trump. To top that off he has Russian diplomats to the White House and only lets the Russian media take photos .... Yes RT was releasing photos and the US media didn't have any ... how fucked up is that? 

Flynn would have copied files, downloaded malware and back doors into the security system. He would have given Russia the procedures and White House protocols. Being a military expert he wold have been able to find whatever weaknesses there are to exploit. 

The details of all agents and other White House personnel would be of use to the Kremlin. So many people to turn, a constant household staff of 100 people.        

Someday the White House missile system might malfunction and shoot down an airliner. Flynn would call that a Black Swan, an event impossible to predict.

  Put it there dummy ... I suppose

HR McMaster or as Trump calls him 'Plan B' is Flynn's replacement. The 3 Star General that was passed over for promotion twice in 2006 and 2007 is thought of as being one of the most celebrated soldiers of the Iraq War. Lets hope he's more intelligent than he looks. 

Yeah he did ride a horse into work on his first day .... never a good idea in any job. Doing that got me fired from my shelf stocker job at Tesco. I was really looking forward to stealing shit too. 

  Even glasses fail to make him look intelligent

Trump hasn't been too impressed by his new Yes-Man and McMaster has been seen doing White House press briefings like monkey boy Spicer and dead eyes Sarah. 

Comey was on the other side of the cuntry and heard he was fired from the TV.  McMaster is refusing to travel or look at news channels just in case. Recently his desk was moved to the basement though.

Whatever Flynn did in his 18 days of total access the question is will anyone actually try to retrace his steps or will they be too busy blaming Obama and the Media? 


*It's in quotation marks so does it really count as the truth?*

Friday, 12 May 2017

Jeremy Corbyn Sexy Mother Hugger

Back in the day while protesting against Tory genetic experiments on the poor

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn wants to be the next Prime Minister of Used to be Great Britain. Old Knudsen knows the people won't vote him into number 10 because everyone is into Nazis and throwing your vote away protest votes ... also yer fucken stupid and fall for the Conservative shit 9 times out of 10.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you people you can't do anything right.

We know that Corbyn may be an idealist but going by his track record we can see he is a good man.

That's not enough for some. Oh woe is me people lie to me and fuck me over ... I had better vote for them then.

Corbyn has defied his own party over 500 times, a true rebel, he's fucken anti-establishment not Farage or Trump.

He's campaigned for human rights worldwide and against austerity in the UK. If something is wrong you protest it you don't say 'well that's just Jew stuff, Refugee stuff, African stuff' ... it's fucken HUMAN stuff.  

He was anti-Apartheid and getting arrested for it, he wanted to bring Margaret Thatcher's friend, Chilean dictator Pinochet to justice, he went against the Tories and voted for LGBT rights, supported the miners when the Tories were setting out to destroy their lives, jobs and communities ... the Tories did have a hit list and a plan to get em, it wasn't a made up conspiracy. 

He spoke out about the UK & other western governments selling weapons to Saddam in the 70's and 80's and protested when he used those weapons to kill loads of Iraqi Kurds.

He supported the Birmingham Six and Guildford Four in wrongful convictions which were were eventually quashed.

He voted against tuition fees, ID cards and dodgy Tory spending plans that would have cost the tax payer 10 billion a year. He has protested against costly and quite obsolete nukes. 

He brought the Fenian cocksuckers of the IRA in to talk out peace before it was a thing and has supported cocksucking Palestine over the years. It takes more bravery to talk peace with your enemies than to fight them. 

He saw through the Bush and Blair bullshit on Afghanistan and Iraq invasions after 9/11. 

 With Ed Sheeran from Simply Red

If constantly being on the right side of history isn't enough then I am here to show the werld the hidden side of Jeremy Corbyn. He has thrown up at more celeb parties than you've had hot dinners ... it doesn't get much more British an patriotic than that.

While he votes against illegal wars, selling arms to the rag heads and bombing shit he isn't a pacifist. He prefers to fuck people up for sport. He currently holds the over 60's cage fighting werld champion belt. He beat 85 year-old Jim Benson in November of last year to win the title. Jim was in a right fucked up state and had to be put down but a win is a win. Corbyn didn't come away unscathed, he sliced a bit of skin from his hand from Jim's wheel chair.

Corbyn is all hood. When his son got mugged by a moped thief in his Islington constituency Corbyn was furious, he beat the hoes and the street snitches until he caught them and said "you come onto my turf and disrespect my blood, I'm gonna make sure you NEVER do this again" he exacted street justice by letting the air out of his moped tyres. Corbyn has been sanctioned 43 times by his own party for flashing gang signs in party conference photos. 

He didn't choose the socialist life  ... it chose him . 

Real fur but the animal died of old age ... word!

Corbyn is a down to earth, real bloke and like the rest of us he has his peeps, his crew. In true socialist style they share everything ... in fact it's fucken disgusting at times. Frankie on the left and Lennon on the right are his gender neutral friends with an attitude. 

An avid Satanist he turned his coven to the vegetarian option for sacrifice and now they only sacrifice the likes of a bunch of Kale. The real winner is the Dark Lord whose blood pressure is way down and his poops are quite firm and regular. Hail Satan!    

Old men in caps have been sexy for some time now. Old Knudsen knows that being a decent bloke with a solid track record for doing the right thing won't matter to many, they fear that because they are used to snobby entitled toffs shitting on them from number 10 with the number twos. A decent bloke makes them look inwards at themselves and their petty shame is revealed. 

It was far easier to kick the vulnerable because, hey, everyone else was doing it. Nazi is not the cool thing right now and never has been. 

The Tories count on you being weak and voting for the familiar abuse because once they win, that Theresa May hag will use that win as 'the will of the people' to inflict whatever they want upon us. 

She uses Brexit as the will of the people but Old Knudsen is a person and he didn't vote for it. Do not mistake majority for truth. It was not the will of many of the people.

To be fair Old Knudsen must give the Tories some blog space too so you can fairly make up yer crack addled mind as to who to vote for and who is bitter better. 


Thursday, 11 May 2017

Dragged Back To The 1970's

I walked past the papers on sale and was amazed by the usual biased negativity from the Daily Fail. FAKE NEWS!!!!!

Remember in the 1930's when Lord Rothermere who owned the Daily Mail used his paper to praise the accomplishments of his personal friends Hitler and Mussolini and protested against accepting refugees? (Jews) ... ah good times. Nothing much has changed just the flavor of the people involved.

The Daily Mail was recently sued by Melania Trump when it said she worked as an Escort. Stoopid Daily Mail, she was just a fucken slapper and what she got were expensive gifts not payments.

Check out the Theresa May story at the top.  She and her husband Philip were on The One Show. They were talking about the division of household chores.

 With that face you can keep those girl jobs

Phillip said he takes the bins out, with the Prime Minister added: "There's boy jobs and girl jobs you see."

Why do the likes of the Tories, Ukip, the US Republicans etc all want to return to the 1950's?  I can understand the US ones as they had a boom then in building and technology (having the best Nazi scientists paid off)

In the UK we were fucken poor after WWII and still had rationing. We stayed as the 'sick man of Europe' until we joined the EU then we became like number 3 or something .... if only I did a lot someone had made that connection before the Brexit vote.   

It is funny however that it's only white people (mostly male) that want a return to the 1950's. Probably the same people that don't find Confederate monuments, blackface on the telly and weemen barefoot and pregnant with the dinner ready in any way offensive ... oh you are just too sensitive there is nothing wrong with racism and sexism, we're just blokes having a laugh.

 So I fixed this

I don't see how an extra £8bn on social care, no false promises on immigration, increasing unions and rights, banning 'zero hour' contracts, 5% tax on the wealthy, extra £6bn for the NHS, build at least 100,000 council houses a year, 4,000 of those homes for the homeless .... is the 1970's. 

Now if they enforced the wearing of tight white trousers, got rid of the Internet, showed new US movies in the cinema many months after their release, put a pint of beer at 14p and made the average wage £28.70 a week then yes, that is the 1970's. 

Many people have fond memories of the 70's. Old Knudsen got to wipe out entire villages of probable enemies in Nam, it was awesome! Second hand smoking and asbestos didn't give you cancer and drunk driving wasn't as frowned upon as it is now ... fucken Liberals huh.

Sure we had terrorism from the IRA and even the Palestinians but it's always some cunt. The 80's were worse for fucks sake, the Iranians and Libyans joined in.  

Dog shit was white, every day was sunny with a dark golden hint to it. There were no pedos and serial killers were hardly a thing. Police officers could cuff you round the ear and that would be considered deserved punishment. Soldiers out of uniform could drive the streets of Belfast killing Catholics and blaming it on Loyalists. No autism and mental health (like sex) just wasn't talked about.

Ah yes ignorance was bliss. 

So Daily Mail, shove yer Nazi slanted crap up yer hole and if you are going to complain about being dragged back into 70's don't have a 1950's attitude at the top. 

Brexit could quite possibly bring us back to the 70's before joining the EU, didn't see you mentioning that.