Monday, 18 December 2017

I Like It When They Lay Still

Old Knudsen recently had yet another brush with death. It involved a tube of superglue and a female tiger at the Belfast zoo. It was one of those ideas that made perfect sense at the time ... anyways it's still fresh so I don't want to talk about it.

Death .... while I haven't seen any evidence that I can actually die I have thought about mortality.  Years ago in SoCal I knew this redneck guy that wore crappy jeans held up by braces. He liked guns and was a lawn Nazi, he also called black people piccaninnys. 

Toby as I'll call him cos that sounds soft as shite got bowel cancer. He went on for years complaining about everything and getting into people's business. He hated it when people said "hot enough for you?" so I made sure I said this.

Eventually they wheeled him out on the trolley in a burgundy coloured body bag. At his funeral service you'd think that the best guy in the world had died. All these people that I had never seen at his home got up and shared their lovely stories about Toby. Even a black dude got up to say how great he was.

Where was the racist rednecked lawn Nazi that would point out how your car needed washed? Where was the guy that banged on my door to show me that my rose petals had blown onto his garden? I shrugged and said it was potpourri .... he was not impressed. 

On Sulawesi, an Indonesian island east of Borneo they dig up their family members and make them look good to keep them in their memories ... If I saw my granny at the door I wouldn't forget that in a hurry. If my parents turned up there had better not be a strong wind as they were cremated. Looking good Ma, lost weight? Is that a new pot? Makes you look 140 years younger.

Even after 7 years of death Paul could still get the ladies. Nice and stiff

So the point to all this is ... Old Knudsen has a point? That's a new one.  All these people that died suddenly became lovely kind people with any faults forgotten.

Is it wrong to speak ill of the dead? People speak ill of the living all the time and guess what, the dead won't hear all the insults and won't kill themselves after a Twitter backlash. 

Patriotic type people seem to only like dead soldiers. They'll parade in their memory but if you suggest supporting the troops by not sending them off to die you'll get scorn.   

If dead people were as nice as they were while alive then we wouldn't have war or hunger.  So therefore Old Knudsen fully supports Skynet and its mission to make people nice again. The only good person is a dead person.  

Tuesday, 28 November 2017

I Haven't Gone Away Ya Know

Old Knudsen is in the middle of some serious real life shit at the moment. It's survival mode level stuff so he has other more pressing things to do than hand you out yer opinions and tell you what the world's fucken problem is. I can tell you about it all in 50 years when it's de-classified.

As his doctor told him when he went in about his constipation "this poo too shall pass."

Stay tuned, I still have nothing but contempt for you and my scorn you shall feel again.

Wednesday, 22 November 2017

Dawn Of The Creep

Donald Trump, Hairy Wankstain, Bill O'Reilly, James Toback, Brett Ratner, Roy Moore, Kevin Spacey, Dustin Hoffman, Ben Affleck (and brother) George H .W. Bush, Charlie Rose, CK Louis, Al Franken several British politicians and many more have been accused of sexual harassment.  

The Brits already went through the BBC and anyone that was on TV in the 70's and 80's but molesting people seems to be a popular past time and there are sooo many more creeps to be uncovered. 

Like slavery, black face and homosexuality being illegal the PC brigade strikes again to spoil things for us white straight males. Now you can't even force yourself onto a woman without her telling the world 20 years later ... what the fuck?

Who isn't in the mood for sex with a stranger after a funeral? It's Bond FFS!!!  

For decades movies have shown us a hesitant female that only needed a forced kiss from the male lead in order to fall in love with him. We blokes aren't too bright ... you mean that's not how things are? Next you'll tell me one punch doesn't knock everyone out or it's not so easy to shoot someone without aiming.

Young women still fall for older guys right? That is one movie cliche I refuse to give up on! Lost in Translation needs a very graphic Johansson/Murray sex scene in my opinion. 

I don't have time to bleed I do have time to breed

Older, ugly fat men in positions of power seems to be a common thread. Men whose ego needs stroked and their penis' too. Wanking and open bathrobes also seems to be a thing.

Why anyone would think this would be a turn on I don't know

If accused you can deny it, settle out of court or surprise people by owning up and getting help. You can claim you thought walking about with your dick out was something the other party wanted or to really make people scratch their heads you can come out of the closet at the same time ... even though you kinda did that in the 90's.

You had better not be a perv Plummer, tons more movies to re-do

Hey sorry for trying to molest you I was drunk but in other news I'm gay! It's bad when the guy who has been in graphic shows like The Walking Dead and The Punisher says how creeped out he was by Spacey during the filming of Baby Driver.

With all the perverts out there on the road to rape you'd think that all men do this. Strange enough there are a few men that have never grabbed a non-consensual arse or boob. There are also men that can get drunk and not try to force themselves onto others. Shocking right?

Nothing to do with not being a real man that takes what they want because that isn't being a real man.

A real man respects others. A real man defends the weak, vulnerable and anyone else that needs it. A real man doesn't use his position or power to coerce others into doing something they don't want to do. A real man doesn't do stuff for praise. A real man never hits a woman and would only ever retaliate against a woman if it's to defend himself or others if there is no other option.     

At the end of their first movies Thor and Captain America are what real men should be

A real man also destroys his enemies and drinks from their skulls. He can bounce children on his knee sing the songs to Frozen and still be a real man because it's about honour and integrity, not what others say you should be. You don't need super powers or to have your hammer hanging out of your bathrobe when someone hot enters the room. 

Like most things in life being a real man or being a douchebag is a choice. Life only makes you into something if you allow it to. You may not have the choice of being a victim but you don't have to let it define who you are. 

Doing a honk honk prank on a sleeping woman is inappropriate. Al Franken I do not believe is in the same league as Hairy Wankstain or Toback. The world of comedy can be crass in order to get the funny but he isn't even in the same league as CK Lewis who can be inappropriately funny though not so funny when he's harassing women.

Leeann Tweeden used this photo as proof and says Franken forced a kiss onto her during a rehearsal. The photo is wrong, sure she has a flak jacket on and he isn't touching her but it's wrong. Like shaving and drawing on someone who falls asleep at a party. Different levels of what is acceptable. Hey they were drunk if they fell asleep they were asking for it. 

Yeah that argument can't really be used there if it isn't acceptable for rape. Like I said different levels of acceptability and most rapists don't rape straight away they lead up and escalate their behavior with other things they can get away with.

In a culture in which stag nights and hen nights are often used to belittle someone or else it's not a good night ... what the fuck?  It's like being given permission to bully and people don't seem to need much encouragement do they? How is smashing a wedding cake in someone's face a sign of love? 

Like guiding the bride's hand cutting the cake the pushing the cake into her face it is all to do with male dominance and her submissiveness ... yeah all good fun if you don't think about it. 

Thanks to a culture in which friends can easily turn into tormentors Old Knudsen has issues with falling asleep in public places. You should be able to trust the people around you when you sleep. 

Tweeden was rightly annoyed by the picture as who likes others laughing at you when you aren't in on the joke? 

That was in 2006 but the problem I have is that Franken was doing the same skit with Karri Kathleen Turner from 2003 on wards on other USO tours. 

Leeann Tweeden awake

The shows are crude, crass, sexual and full of innuendo, all the stuff the fighting (male) soldier wants. It's a matter of reminding them what they are fighting for which is why you always get the hotties along side of Bob Hope. 

 When you are famous they'll let you do anything

Leeann Tweeden who is often on Fox Sports went after Franken saying that the #MeToo gave her courage. He apologized for the photo and says he remembers the rehearsal differently. She has accepted his apology. 

Not intending to belittle how she feels I have to mention that a forced kiss and getting pushed off was in the act. There are references to boob exams and soldiers are brought up on stage to kiss the eye candy after Franken has his kiss, the joke is on Franken for being too gross to kiss.

She said that he wrote the (3 year-old) skit with her in mind in 2006 and probably only wrote it so he could kiss her. Full of yourself much? It's like she remembers the skit but remembers it as reality. Is there Meth given out in the Fox news hospitality room? I would not be surprised. 

This was her introducing him

There is a video of Tweeden pretending to kiss Robin Williams then patting him on the butt. What I'm saying is that the crude behaviour of a USO tour can be taken out of context and that having a vagina does not shield you from criticism.

You should lean towards believing the accuser but don't do it blindly. Never forgo critical thinking in favour of knee jerk reaction.
Old Knudsen doesn't support people based on what they are such as Republican or Democrat but if they do shite things he judges them on that. I was more disappointed that anything in Franken as I thought he was better than that. 

Franken gives Republicans a hard time and holds the likes of lying racist Jeff Sessions to account and Tweeden is on Fox which is on speed dial to the White House.

After looking at everything I call it sexual pranks rather than sexual predator with Franken and that Tweeden was in on it but then redrew the line at some point I don't know if there were other reasons. 

She was one of the the tits and ass people for the tour and yes there were cheerleaders and short shorts too. The cheer leaders were way better than Tweedon BTW no story there????

Unlike everyone else listed at the beginning of the post Franken has had women he's worked with for years speak up for him. Unless there is any new startling evidence or 8 more accusers I don't think Franken deserves to be on the list. 

Tuesday, 21 November 2017

Joe Biden For President

One guy one cone

For some reason people keep asking Joe Biden if he's gonna run for president in 2020. As usual the Libtardy left is looking through rose tinted glasses at him like they did when they mistook Hilary for being a woman. 

Like Hillary, Biden has some baggage and if he doesn't the right will soon make some up. In 2020 Biden will actually be 103 which is 2 years older than Reagan when he slayed Carter to take the throne. It will take more than a PSA with Lady Gaga to ignore his past as a sexual predator though. 

Did I tell you I'm psychic? Tonight I'll be thanking you for your service. 

Remember that time when he hit on Roy Moore's date? Like a southern gentleman Moore let Biden cut in, he just watched .... and watched. Terms and conditions applied and parents were asked for permission so it's all ok .

Slitty eyes jokes are not cool Joe! ... who does he think he is Prince Philip? 

Oh you're so tense, let me rub one out. 

Not even his minders could control him. 

This diner had to close early to get all the biker blood washed out of the floors. There is a reason those guys look nervous. 

Don't forget all those times Biden tries to mind meld with people. They had to be killed in case it actually worked and they got some White House secrets. Why Joe why?????? 

Best just to lock down those wandering hands or it won't be Santa coming. 

Biden may also just be fucken crazy. His defense was that she was old and going to die anyways but that isn't the worst thing he's done. 

A mullet! It's more wild than Trump's for fucks sake. We can take you being a serial groper and granny killer but a mullet? 

That is why you shouldn't waste your time with him in 2020. Don't chicken out with an old white dude that touches people up, get a chick. Why is it that women's shoulders (except for tough biker chicks) go up when Biden moves in? Don't ignore this subconscious warning sign. 

The nation needs any old vagina to break that glass ceiling as long as it's a Democrat vagina. Vote vadge in 2020! 

Monday, 20 November 2017

The Tories Need Artificial Intelligence

You've got Boris Johnson helping to get a British citizen released from an Iranian prison the same way as a toddler helps you with the housework. Former Tory MP Priti Patel meeting with Israel while on holiday and not telling the Foreign Office. Then Philip Hammond the Chancellor of the Exchequer saying on TV that there are NO unemployed people in the UK. Like his bank account if it's under 2 million it's small change and not worth talking about. 

Then of course there is the Tory fearless strong and stable leader Theresa May. The person who thinks that paying the DUP to agree with her is a smart move cos the DUP are always so fucken agreeable. 

At the time of this post there is still no working government in Northern Ireland. Big surprise. 

 Sex on a stick

No wonder the Tories have earmarked £75m of the budget into Artificial Intelligence research. Perhaps they really want to control the Internet and public opinion like the Russians did during Bexit and the US presidential election 2016 ... or they just want some better good smarts.

They need all the help they can get. Have they always been this stupid but now with social media and news everywhere we are just seeing it more?

National treasures, both screwed the miners/minors in their own way

Like how years ago sexual harassment went unnoticed because no one had a platform to tell their story but now everyone is a sexual predator ... we knew that about the Tories but harassing women. Straight sexual harassment is new for them or at least us finding out about it. 

The Tories giving the nation's money away hope this will help realise their dream of having driver-less cars in the UK by 2021. Why the fuck would you need your hands free for a boring car journey ... never mind I think I know.

We can fund the NHS or the military ... ah fuck it wouldn't driver-less cars be cool? ... says every voter.

China has already got a driver-less bus in operation and the US continues with the testing. Can driver-less anything work in the UK? Would you trust it?

Small short roads, roundabouts and a barely functioning Google maps that has houses either not on it or somewhere completely different or why Old Knudsen gets exhausted couriers at his door. Yes my house does appear 80 metres away on Google maps cos the numbering system is all fucked up. I ask people if they need directions and laugh when they smugly say they have a GPS.

The US has this problem because of all the new tract homes that keep popping up. My house was built in the 60's for fucks sake, this is just the usual UK fail.

Driver-less vehicles will only be for rich people. Can any "normal" folk afford those Tesla cars? Mechanics need degrees to be able to fix yer car these days. Yeah that part to repair your car will be £2,000 and will take 3 weeks to get here, hope your insurance covers it. 

UK drivers are terrible. They cut you off, pull a GTA 5 u-turn on a busy road, forget the rules of the roundabout or just don't look. Asshole is another word I'd use. Old Knudsen turned off the voice recording on his dash cam as he was shocked by the language. 

Driver-less vehicles might do ok on motorways or other long stretches but add in a few white vans, people with Jesus fish on their Audi, Jag drivers then you'll have a perfect storm for an accident. Sending yer kid on a school field trip is already risking death but I'm sure they'll be safe without a driver.

What would be nice would be to spend a few million on the fucken potholes.   

Friday, 17 November 2017

Mugabe Lost It

Robert Mugabe used to be a friend to Great Britain, he loved the suits, Cricket and the Royals. Margaret Thatcher was on the list of the few Brits he trusted. They put him into power in 1980 so what is there not to love?

His authoritarian rule, land reforms (taking it from white people) and poor human rights record was an issue for Tony Blair who ceased talks and withdrew British aid for development and imposed sanctions. After that everything was the fault of the British. 9/11, Global warming, hemorrhoids all the fault of the British who were out to get him.

While Obama got his Nobel peace prize on the grounds of not being Bush just weeks into his presidency Mugabe was nominated for it in 1981 for being the first leader of a free Zimbabwe ... a series of massacres that left thousands dead changed the world's mind though.

Yeah about that, nominating a bloke that doesn't mind being compared to Hitler, perhaps not a great idea.

    Bob and Grace Mugabe a lovely couple

Robert Mugabe has had a long history of rigging elections and throwing lavish parties while one in three children have stunted growth due to starvation. 

He's 93 and all the transfusions in the world isn't going to keep him going forever. I believe he knew he was coming to an end. He has been situating his wife into a place in the government but Grace is no Robert Mugabe. While he was a former teacher she buys dodgy diplomas cos she ain't that bright. She is weak and doesn't have what it takes. She's awesome at shopping and spending loads of money though.

Right now Mugabe is under house arrest and so are several others in his circle. 

The reason there has been a coup after all these years is because Vice-President Emmanuel Mnangagwa was fired and Grace Mugabe took his place. 

Over the years 4 vice presidents have died under strange circumstances and one was accused of plotting a coup and fired. 

In August Mnangagwa started vomiting blood and squirting out ass juice, he was air lifted to hospital. Not poisoned ... oh no. The cause was eating stale food.  A friend Jorum Gumbo dismissed the silly stale food idea as he did not see him eating anything as he was on the go and travelling to a rally. 

An old spy trick: It's best to poison someone while they are travelling or to have the poison take effect then so there is less chance of getting proper help. 

The army with the blessing of Mnangagwa's family looked after him and made sure he was treated by a military doctor.  Marry Chiwenga the wife of Zimbabwe Defence Forces (ZDF) commander Constantino Chiwenga was a part of his entourage. 

General Chiwenga had just been to China on Sunday and by Tuesday the tanks were rolling in to the capital, Harare. 

Of course this bloodless coup is backed by China. Not because China wants to rule the world well of course they do but if they can avoid doing it militarily they will. You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar. 

China wants a stable government and Mugabe was losing it and about to put the country into civil unrest. China has upped its investment in Zimbabwe from $1 billion to $4 billion over a 3 year period so it benefits them to have a helpful government that's at peace. 

China's priorities are railways, roads, aviation, ports and electricity. Then universities, modernizing farm equipment. They are investing in the people to train them and to keep them healthy with their Happy Life projects.

For a nation with piss poor human rights they sure do make great overlords. Africa will be a continent that loves China, to Old Knudsen that seems scary. Could this be an end to Zimbabwe/British tension? The BBC aren't even allowed to report there. 

Perhaps a desperate Theresa May will meet the new leader who doesn't have a catchy and easy to say name to talk trade in order to save her Brexit farce. 

Monday, 13 November 2017

I Believe Putin

After 5 deferments and 42 years Donald Trump finally made it to Vietnam. He looked around and saw it wasn't as bad as that drama queen McCain made it out to be. What a snowflake.

It was announced that due to scheduling conflicts he couldn't have a meeting with Vladimir Putin ... so he had to make due with only talking to him three times instead.

Yeah what the fuck does Churchill know? 

Trump shocked the US Intel community by saying how he believed Putin when he keeps telling him how he didn't hack anyone. Is he really taking the word of a former KGB lieutenant colonel over his own people?

It's like he's looking for reasons to over ride anyone's concerns .... well I believe him so we'll work with him on North Korea and Syria.  The Kremlin said the hacking wasn't talked about so someone is telling lies and this time it's such an obvious manipulation that it must be Trump. 

He back tracked and said it doesn't matter what he believes he stands with the CIA etc ... but former Intel operatives like Comey, Clapper and Brennan are political hacks. They are the ones that have been thorns in his flabby side. 

Russia Today or RT the state run propaganda channel has told to register its people as foreign agents. It's almost as if there are others worried that Trump will get too close to Putin so they throw this out and the sanctions that still haven't been imposed to counteract any damaging bonds. 

     If Trump isn't Putin's cock holster then why does he behave like a little bitch around Russians? 

Why do people feel the need to get Putin's approval? He's amazingly savvy for a ruthless dictator but beneath the smirks and bored looks you've got a macho homopobe so it's the asshole sex offender types that want his attention. I doubt Edward Snowden gets on very well with him. 

Obama isn't the type of asshole and so did not butt kiss or taste Putin's cock. Obama had other faults but strangely enough was more America First than Trump is. 

Never forget that Putin can't get over the Soviet Union being dissolved in 1991. Russia lost a lot of territory and power. Putin would like nothing more than to have all those nations return to the fold and really begrudges the help that NATO has been giving them to stay out.

He does like to make friends though

If you think Putin is a poor maligned guy that just wants peace then you are a moron. He runs his nation like a Mafia empire and has been fighting the cold war ever since he came to power. He's been in power as either the President or the Prime Minister since 2000. You don't stay in power for 17 years relying on the will of the people for fucks sake. 

38 prominent Russians have died in unsolved suspicious circumstances since 2014. Ten high-profile critics, seven diplomats, six associates of Kremlin power brokers 13 military or political leaders and two possibly connected to the Trump dossier. 

Gunned down on a Russian street, blown up in an elevator in Ukraine or dead in New York or Washington DC. We're Russian, we drink a lot, fall over and hit our heads ... happens all the time. 

Shot, stabbed or beaten to death. Six were blown up some had natural causes like heart attacks or head injuries, one hanged himself??? in his cell and one died after drinking coffee, six of the dead the cause of death was reported as unknown as if they just couldn't be arsed to make shit up. 36 were men and 2 were women. 

Just in the last 3 years for fucks sake. 

Don't forget Alexander Litvinenko who died from poisoning by radioactive polonium-210 in 2006. 

He was a lieutenant-colonel in the KGB and then the FSB just like Putin and worked under Putin. He fell out with Putin over corruption within the FSB. 

In 1998 he uncovered a plot to assassinate Russian tycoon Boris Berezovsky who strangely enough was found dead, hanged at his home in England in 2013. 

Berezovsky's friend billionaire Badri Patarkatsishvili died of a heart attack in his Surrey home in 2008. 

Boris Nemtsov on the left was gunned down in 2105, here with Vladimir Kara-Murza

Vladimir Kara-Murza is a political activist and journalist trying to bring democracy to Russia. He has survived 2 poisoning attempts the last being in February. Both times his organs had shut down and he was in a coma. The second time whoever poisoned him had hoped for the symptoms to happen on his plane flight to the US. He has been a vocal supporter of the Magnitsky act. 

I'm blue da ba dee da ba da

The Russian elections set for 2018 Alexei Navalny is the only one that Putin fears. He's already had an attack with a chemical that damaged his eyes and has had odd embezzlement charges against him with very little proof but a 5 years suspended sentence. This could null his chance of becoming president even if he got the most votes ... well played Putin.  

Putin denies everything and plays the poor persecuted victim of Russian hysteria and a form of McCarthyism. That is what he wants you to believe so that people get ridiculed for blaming the Russians. 

Yet odd how the Trump admin and family know Russians, deal with Russians and always lie about their involvement with Russians. No witch hunt if it's true and right in your face. 

How many times has he denied invading Ukraine or that there were official Russian troops there? His troll army pretending to be Cleetus a black Christian gay veteran from Pennsylvania or someone else ticking all the demographic boxes to distract from the white dumb bigoted fucker that is the usual Trump follower. 

What do they have planned next? They still have to work on removing sanctions and the Magnitsky act which is really hurting Putin and his billions invested in foreign countries. Twitter is working away at removing bots and fake accounts but seriously there is always a work around for that.   

Counterintelligence officials in Washington DC know of  malware that has been sent to 10,000 Twitter users in the Defense Department. The messages contain links of news or events that is happening or of interest. 

When clicked it takes users to a Russian-controlled server that has a program to take over the phone or Twitter account depending on the importance of that person who was targeted. 

The use of social media trolls & bots were a success, the ransomware attacks on banks and hospitals across the world were a success. What's next just some more random chaos? Imagine Tweets from verified Twitter accounts belonging to government departments.   

Of course good guy Putin will shrug and deny everything. The only person that will believe him will be Trump. 

Friday, 10 November 2017

Gun Control For Dummies

Old Knudsen has been getting 'triggered' by Americans talking about gun control. Not because they have a great argument for they don't but because they are soooo fucken stupid.

Remember that Old Knudsen is a gun owner (it's in the US) he lived in the US for a decade he's ex military but now he's in the UK so has vast knowledge of gun control from a cuntry with too many and one with very little guns.

1) It's NOT a gun ban. This makes ammo-sexuals scared, the word ban is their bane. No one has ever called for a gun ban, it's not possible and not even the UK, Australia or Japan has a gun ban.

2) Guns are NOT banned in the UK . Though it's illegal to own handguns, pump action shotguns, semi or fully automatic weapons. Other rifles and shotguns you need a reason to own it and somewhere to shoot it. Self defense is not a valid reason. If you are such a pussy that you can only defend yerself with a gun you get exiled to France where you can go cry at sunsets and surrender yer heart out. 

3) Criminals do NOT have all the guns. Firearms control means that anyone caught with a gun or even ammo does hard jail time. Merely owning a taser in the UK will get you 2 years. Such stiff sentencing means that it's not worthwhile for criminals to get caught with or to sell or commit crimes with a gun. Why do 10 years with a gun when you can do only 3-5 with a knife? They get rid of their guns. Not all criminals have guns anyways.

Fucken disgusting, no trigger discipline at all

4) There was a ban on semi and automatic weapons and it did no good. The ban started in 1994 but any weapon made before that was legal and there were millions upon millions made and already out there. The ban ended 2004 that's 12 years ago. Of course a half arsed ban wont work. Clinton did it which is why the right really have it out for them.

5) Gun control doesn't work. The Hungerford massacre of 1987 and The Dunblane school massacre of 1996 was what led the UK to ban handguns and semi automatics.

There have been two spree shootings since both in 2010. One with Raoul Moat armed with a sawn off shotgun he had a grudge against police, he killed his ex-girlfriend's boyfriend whom he incorrectly thought was a cop. Police officer David Rathband was blinded in the attack he hanged himself in 2012. Moat shot himself. Not much of a spree, the US mocks it and calls that everyday shit.

In 2010 taxi driver Derrick Bird drove around Cumbria with a shotgun and rifle killing people he had grudges against. A total of 13 dead including Bird ... that is how many shooting sprees we've had in the UK in 14 years.
Northern Ireland is totally different since we have terrorism. The odd 30 year-old gun surfaces now and again for paramilitaries to shoot each other with but that's it these days with guns. Gaddafi is no longer selling them.

The Port Arthur massacre in 1996 Australia that killed 35 brought in a ban on assault rifles and pump action shotguns and a more strict system of licensing and ownership controls. Since then there has been a decrease in homicide by firearms. Since 1996 the risk of dying by gun crime was reduced 50% and getting lower.
A ban on the possession of digital blueprints was introduced to prevent 3D printers being used to make guns with. 

There have been two shootings since 1996, in 2002 and the Sydney  hostage crisis of 2014, 2 victims each with one of the hostage takers as well in 2014. In 2017 they had another firearms amnesty in which 51,000 firearms were handed in. Most shootings don't count if it's less than 3 people killed so Australia can be counted as not having any mass shootings since 1996.  

The US have had 307 mass shootings in 2017  Around 84 dead in October and 28 for November so far.
So guns make you more safe huh? It doesn't lead to an increase in knife crime, in the real world we just call that um ... crime. I'd rather be confronted by a bloke with a knife than a gun.

Criminals will always find a way to kill if they really want to kill. Guns make killing way easier. You can kill more people with a gun than with a knife or ramming them with your van. Why have guns so easy to get? You are making it easier for bad guys to kill. Why you do that?

6) You take our guns there will be a civil war. You remember the Bundys who bravely took over an empty nature sanctuary and vowed to fight to the death ... the old pry my gun from my dead cold fingers thing.
They talked a good fight but all got homesick. They were arrested while out visiting their families and one guy managed to get shot by the police causing the rest to pee their pants.

Christopher Cantwell the crying Nazi

They had a guy who was ready to die and then a few days later he was crying saying how he missed his family. Much like the crying Nazi guy from Virginia. He was armed but couldn't help crying about those mean Liberals that bad mouthed them like the tranny fanatic Chelsea Manning ... his words dude, he was very emotional after all.

America doesn't have the balls or enough camo trousers with elasticated waist bands for a civil war. Look at Trump being tough with North Korea on Twitter but soft on them while in range of their missiles, that is the American ammo-sexual tough guy. 

Like that poker playing social media tough guy Dan Bilzerian who live streamed himself running from the Vegas shooter, "Holy fuck, this girl just got shot in the fucking head."

He said he went home and got his gun then returned to see if he could help police or something.

Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer said, "This is why children shouldn’t classify heroes by their followers or their photos. @danbilzerian this is what kills me about people like you a woman just got shot in the head and you are running away filming that’s not what operators do. Please stop trying to be someone your not. People are dying, you’re running away not helping them and pretending it’s worthy of a video is disgusting."

Ouch! ... yeah he'll be on the front line of the civil war with the Bundys and the crying Nazi facing off against the Helcat missiles or 50 caliber machine guns of a Blackhawk helicopter. I hope he live streams that.   
The loss isn't worth it

The movies dude, Americans are supposed to be the heroes, they are supposed to be better than this. Where is the can do attitude? Where is the protecting the innocent? If the good guy doesn't have a gun he makes do. 

Hundreds of Republicans and at even some Democrats in the house and senate get paid thousands by the National Rifle Association. That is the only reason gun control won't work. It's the same reason healthcare costs so much too, the government is corrupt and on the take. 

Dunblane in 1996 was the UK's Sandy Hook in 2012. We made the choice that keeping children safe in school was more important than being macho with a gun. 

I really can't understand the lack of integrity and honor someone would have to have to not be bothered by Sandy Hook and to make all of the above excuses. It's not their child and so they don't care. They are probably rude to waiters and throw their fag butts on the ground too. 

Trump said the Texas shooter was mentally disturbed. One of his first actions was reversing an Obama ruling that said mentally unfit people should be allowed to keep their firearms. You had to be really bad as in severe dementia and unable to look after yourself but oh no, Trump thinks these people should be allowed to have guns.  

I'm sick of having to write these posts and to argue about something that is so obvious. The Founding Fathers meant muskets, they could not have foreseen people twisting their words and meaning and using it to keep their right to bear arms and to deprive others the right to live.  

What do you think they'd say to 307 mass shootings ... well done you are a true American patriots? 

They would say what thou fuck dude, you guys are dumb as shit. I hope'th some great thinker writes a blog post for you dummies.