Tuesday, 22 August 2017

A New Tactic

The face of war constantly changes. With every technological leap the US does in its ability to kill people the likes of Russia and China will create an old school method to get around them.

Terrorists are now mainly brown people, no one thinks of the IRA or Eastern Bloc people when terrorists are mentioned now. Cars and vans are also a low risk high yield method to kill folk. Making bombs can be difficult not to mention unpredictable. More chance of getting caught before you do anything.

With ISIS in retreat there will be less Middle Eastern battles and more white van driver attacks. The kind of people that can't get over the Confederacy losing. 

 USS John S McCain

First there was the Destroyer USS Fitzgerald that had a collision that left 7 sailors dead. Now there is the guided missile destroyer USS John S McCain that has 10 sailors missing at the time of this writing.

Shit that shouldn't happen, a senseless waste of life since there isn't even a war. Trump has continually sent more ships to join the 7th Fleet to show US strength but I fear it has exposed a US weakness.

USS Fitzgerald

Two different civilian ships with no apparent connection to each other, accidents do happen it's just coincidence that the civilian ships used the strongest part of their hull to ram the US ships and that the civilian ships barely had any damage. On The Fitzerald it was the US crew at fault.

I bet the Chinese took note though. The Chinese have been expanding their territory and have been taking over atolls and rocks in International waters building bases and airstrips on them. No one is going to go to war over rocks.  They also use civilian ships to spy on the US and test their defenses with.

How close will they let us get before telling us to go? It's called probing, how much can you get away with without actaully starting a war? ... they all do it.

The next time tensions heat up and they will perhaps there will be a few more "accidents" at sea. Rather than firing on civilian ships the US are bound to try to avoid them. Large ships do not turn very easily.

Crippled ships that need repair cannot fight. If there was a war the ports in Japan or Singapore would be destroyed or guarded to avoid ships from getting in. Repairs at sea can only do so much and all it would take would be a storm to finish these sitting ducks off.

The high tech navy that supplies and defends would be vulnerable so far from home having to sail thousands of miles to Australia.    

Ships sailing to various ports and being days away from each other. So much potential for things to go wrong.


Monday, 21 August 2017

20 Things Donald Trump Doesn't Understand

1) Reality: Just because someone wearing a suit and tie presents a news segment on a channel known for bias doesn't make it real. Youtubes are not reliable sources either. Life is also not a TV show and treating it as such with teasers and saying "stay tuned" and making shit happen on Thursdays and Fridays only shows you up as an attention hoor.

He also spreads false Internet stories like the one about General Pershing and would no doubt fall for the evil plans of hacker Jayden K Smith. 

2) Why giving secrets to a rival nation is bad: Russia and China have been insidiously planting themselves into western countries in all manner of ways. No one ever sat down with a young Donald and explained 'Stranger Danger' so it was just assumed he was at the top of the ladder and no one would dare try to pull a fast one.

His need to want to fit in and be one of the big boys outweighs his common sense. Showing off what he knows only showed the world to not tell him shit. If Israel had wanted the Russians to know things they'd tell them.  

3) Treating people like shit isn't good leadership: Even a toady will hold a grudge and one day the tables may be turned. Trump publicly berates the Intelligence community as a motivational tool to say to them, 'I'm watching, work harder' but it back fires and you get Comey writing notes and testifying. He is so used to treating people like shit that his compliments always sound false and insincere.

One week you might be getting publicly shamed and the next you are a terrific guy. Bad mouthing FBI directors to Russians isn't smart either and shows how weak and undisciplined you are. You only fired a nut job? In Russia they get wrapped in tarps and dumped.  

4) The American people are not represented by his white ego validation rallies: These white enclaves of support are like those little backwards towns where white folks are still the majority and like it that way. Sun Down towns had their day and these little groups of bigots are ever decreasing in size. Now he has to go to the likes of Arizona for support, what's next Kansas?

He has underestimated the American people and even his supporting bigots. 3 quarters of a nation is out to get him.  

5) The Internet: From the people that think handing over a server is providing valuable evidence. If your mail was stolen would you give the police yer mail box? Since he doesn't trust the NSA he is talking about setting up a Cyber Command department ... probably because it sounds cool.

Trump doesn't use a computer and probably had someone else set up his Twitter account. 

6) Work ethic: It turns out that his Scottish and German blood was faulty, not enough Protestant guilt over being sinful probably. He thinks that people running after HIM to have a meeting and taking some phone calls is work. Trump puts more effort into golf and Twitter than he does running the cuntry ... and it shows.

Everything is a parade or ceremony caught on camera for Twitter. He even lies about working when he's really playing golf so he knows what he's doing, he's just lazy.

7) The military: Having never been to war he thinks of it as a young inexperienced man does, as a great adventure. Soldiers are supposed to be killed in a glorious hail of bullets saving their buddies not captured or made disabled. He says he respect the military, police and veterans but when he has to live up to that you can see he only respects those he can use.

Ceremonies to honor those serving their country is often just a big long Trump event all about him. He can't even properly speak to Boy Scouts without making it about him. 

No good or decent soldier condones the torture or execution of prisoners. Torture doesn't work as they'll tell you whatever you want to hear, executions only goes to make YOU the bad guy and to give the enemy something to rally around. 

8) Allies & NATO: He treats allies as if they are lazy slackers that work for him. No one pays membership fees in NATO but they do have to spend 2% of their economic output on defense but there is no running tab.
By alienating allies and berating them in public he forms a divide that only weakens the US and the world. He plays into Putin's hands and is seem as a dangerous joke by other leaders.

9) Nazis: Plot twist, Nazis are bad! Nazis, White Supremacists, kkk, White Nationalists, Economic Nationalists the Alt-Right .... all the same fucken thing no matter how you dress it up.

The Nazis killed well over 6 million people in their death camps, they did cruel medical experiments on children and pregnant women, they believed that white people were superior and the other inferior races should either be wiped out or made into slaves. White blokes in polo shirts holding scented candles as they chant Nazi slogans .... not the good guys. Such an easy concept to grasp it shows you what a lack of morals Trump must have.

People attacking Nazis are not the same as Nazis. WWII vets would have an issue with that logic. 

10) History: Trump mixes up time lines and doesn't understand the importance that a few decades make. Andrew Jackson never warned Lincoln about a civil war. Jackson died 16 years before Lincoln took office.
Trump admires Jackson even though crazy ass Jackson would have hated Trump and would have probably dueled him for his derogatory remarks about women.

Comparing Washington and Jefferson to Robert E Lee is clear that Trump doesn't do history. Washington, Jefferson and Lee were all white males and all owned slaves. Only one of them is a traitor to the US though.
Compare Benedict Arnold to Lee if you want to go there. Both slaves owners, both Generals, both traitors to the US and both losers.

Trump thinks 1863 Gettysburg is the address where Lincoln lived. You don't learn history from statues that depict a traitorous loser douchebag looking heroic on a horse, losers don't get statues. 

11) Pop Culture: For being a part of pop culture having been in many movies and his own TV show with a catchphrase and all he doesn't know about pop culture. Being fooled into Re-Tweeting serial killers Fred and Rose West and serial pedo Jimmy Savile is one thing as you can put that down to being a clueless Yank.
However I bet he doesn't know that winter is coming and Daft Punk was totally wasted on him.

12) Women: Somehow he seems to think he's irresistible to women. For every one women attracted to his money and fame I bet their are 20 that are revolted by him. He doesn't value women as people and puts a higher value on beauty.
He certainly doesn't understand the power that women can have when enough of them are angry, if he isn't worried he should be.

12) His Wife: Wife number 3. He cheats with a younger model then marries them. As like the Kennedys the women in Trump's life just have to put up with shit until he says otherwise. Melania hates him but doesn't hate the lifestyle. Complicit in his rantings against Obama she will play along but I suspect it costs him money to have this united front in public. She does the bare minimum as First Lady and probably voted for Hillary.

13) Why he is hated: Trump has had a pampered life with people telling him how great he is even when he wasn't. Now he is held to a different standard. He abused Obama for years with his birther crap yet somehow didn't think he'd be on the receiving end because hey, it's The Don!

The American people need to respect him because he's President ... respect the office!!! Even though he constantly disrespects it himself. Respect has to be earned and he doesn't know how to do it.

The Trump brand has quickly become poison, people are even giving their Ivanka unoriginals to Goodwill.

14) The border wall: His lie about the border wall got whittled down so much that now it's only going to be some keep off the grass signs stretched out over 40 feet and there won't be any grass.

He says that walls work and points to tiny Israel of all places as an example. He never says how the Great wall of China failed or even the Berlin wall. A 50 foot wall just needs a 51 foot ladder.    
It all connects with his great white plan to get rid of as many brown people as he can from the US.

15) Foreign Policy: One thing you should never do is over play your hand. For many nations the only thing the US can do to them is hit them with sanctions. To get to the point in which you talk about military action and then back down from it only shows you as being weak. This is why he wants to invest in cyber warfare more.

Russia and China are the main threats in the world, you can't appease them. The reason why China is such a good trading partner is the vastness of the Pacific ocean and the fact that China already owns most of the US anyways. North Korea does not have nukes it can hit the US with, they just won the pissing contest with the US by doing nothing at all.

Trump has shown the world just how weak and impotent the US is. Rival nations probe with flybys and missile tests to see how much of a declining power the US is, Trump goes out of his way to show them.

16) His own image: It isn't the strong successful businessman that can get the best deal possible. Trump is a shallow, glib, insincere, pampered, misogynistic bigot. He's the guy that isn't racist because he has a black friend.

He has been known to harass people that put up unflattering images of him or say negative things about him  ... yeah he's a petty bully too.

He surrounds himself with white people that are mostly male and the few women he has really do try to look good either with tons of make up or plastic surgery ... people he can identity with and that he can manipulate because he doesn't get the ethnics ... unless it's a non-threatening white friendly one like Carson. 

Speaking your mind and being honest can be valued but not when you spew bullshit and lies. His mind sees a different set of optics than others do. His attitude that people should be grateful to him blows up in his face.

17) Spelling: Trump went to expensive schools and came out of them with a third rate education, not an easy thing to do. It can be unprecedented/unpresidented, heel instead of heal or covfefe instead of coverage. We all do typos and lucky for us there are always some helpful people out there to point out our mistakes.

He uses the same words over and over but when he uses others he isn't familiar with such as positive words like heal ... what the fuck is that? Heel on the other hand is what he makes his Russia hookers or underage sex slaves do. Heel is also old timey slang for a scumbag criminal.

He typed 'heel' twice in a tweet, deleted that tweet reworded it with 'heel' typed twice again then deleted that and replaced it with heal which was what he meant. It took him 37 mins to do all of this. If only he had put heil, then we'd really have some fun.   

18) Obama: If you think that by undoing everything that Obama did will make America great again then you are clueless. Trump measures himself against Obama and is driven to be better and bigger, it isn't a help America thing it's a showing up the black guy to prove that Trump was right all along.

Obama is Trump's great half white whale. Obama got the US back on it's feet and helped mend its reputation after 8 years of Bush. He was however pretty shite at foreign affairs but at least he knew to be worried about Putin.
Trump also uses Obama and Hillary as distractions by claiming Trump Tower was bugged or something stupid. Maybe it's because Russian mobsters have operated out of Trump Tower in the recent past. 

Trump's constant undoing of Obama era rulings will only make the former president even more popular.

19) What is appropriate: There is a line of not knowing and not caring about what is and what isn't appropriate. When Trump has to think and speak for himself he always goes for something that isn't appropriate like banging his daughter.    
Trump thinks he can do whatever he wants but now the public eye and due process gets in the way of that. Having his daughter stand in for him and lining the pockets of the Trump family is probably seen as a perk of the job to him.

Trump has always hired the best people but now he hires family and those who have shown loyalty to him, good isn't a factor anymore because he's at war from all sides.

Ignoring fallen soldiers he tweets about job numbers and the stock market ... things no one really cares about. A healthy economy is great but not worth repeatedly tweeting about, fallen war heroes and people killed by Nazis however.

20) Being human: A fool at 71 is indeed a fool. Good leaders are made, you really think he's able to become one? He probably doesn't think that there is anything wrong with his leadership skills, the Dems or the FAKE NEWS media are the ones at fault. 

Trump isn't a warm and compassionate person, he's an asshole. He uses people and throws them away when they are of no further use to him. Going by his mannerisms he's probably on the autism spectrum and has possible early dementia.  He sees such things as weaknesses which is why he doesn't like his youngest son who is probably autistic ... maybe he reminds him of himself.

Like those type A personalities that have a mental disorder but refuse to admit it and so it has to be everyone else's problem not theirs.

He is 71, he'd be forever alone if he didn't have his power and money. He'd live in a trailer, his kids or ex wives wouldn't visit nor would any so-called friends. No one enjoys his company they enjoy the perks of it.
He thinks a fake orange tan, dodgy hair and ill fitting suits look good ... he chooses to look like that for fucks sake.   

What Trump does understand is whatever gives him a chubby and turning people against each other. Also giving the appearance of being strong but that doesn't last for long.

Instead of building a Trump dynasty that would rule the US for generations to come he himself is ending it in his short first term.
He likes to go on about winning the election but remember that he lost in 2000 and chickened out after that. Obama's second term ending was the best time as the US would be vulnerable not having an incumbent candidate. Even with the Russian Twitter bots and how easy it is to hack voting machines without anyone knowing he got lucky, nothing more. Gullible voters as blinded by hate as much as he is did the rest.   

Tuesday, 15 August 2017

Should Angry Racists Have Free Speech?

Kim jong un watching the American menace at Mar-a-Lago 

Last week Old Knudsen was trying to calm the world down as they fell for all the Trump rhetoric on NK.  The Washington Post ran a story with an un-named source saying that North Korea had been successful in making miniature nuclear warheads that would fit onto ICBM's ... OMG they could possibly hit Alaska ... is that good or bad?  

Old Knudsen could see what was happening as clear as day. The White House complains about leaks but totally use them for their own agenda. They disrespect the media probably because it constantly falls for the fake leaks. 

Lil Kim at the new hamburger factory, strangely enough NK has no cows

Trump was hoping to goad un-stable Kim jong un into attacking first. Even a missile fired near Guam would have been enough provocation. If NK fired first then the US would be justified in attacking and China would step back and say 'you asked for it Kim' but if the US fired first which they are unable to do then China would say, 'no way US we'll fuck you up'.

China involved would be WWIII because NK won't have a launching nuke capability for years. Now Trump is slapping China with trade deals, this is the only real action impotent Trump can take. 

Probably for China's lack of loyalty to the US but an unhappy China means they'll be totally helping NK to get nukes. 

Worship me or die ... well I'll tweet about you at least

As you've seen Trump is very two faced ... he thinks it makes him unpredictable and clever but it's very predictable. He also likes to talk big and threaten military action. On US allies in Europe or in chaotic Venezuela.

He has talked tough to the media, stage actors, TV show hosts, anti-Trump protesters, Nordstroms, Apple, Obama, Hillary the Dems, FBI Director, Attorney General and many more. He doesn't hold back or mince his words. He'll point and spew "FAKE NEWS! ... enemy of the people!"

When Trump hates or even dislikes someone you know it, there is no doubt.
The wave right now is to fire Steve Bannon even though he hasn't said a word in public

Unless it's about Putin, Nazis, White Supremacists and other extremist hate groups then it's ... well the counter protesters were pretty bad too so lets share the blame. Only after a backlash does he actually condemn them the way he should have in the first place. 

Remember when Dick Spencer and friends gave him Hitler salutes at some hate fest event and he gave a luke warm ENOUGH! tut tut don't do that?        

The far right/Alt-right which doesn't mind trampling on the Constitution when it suits them now ask about their 1st Amendment right of free speech. They had a rally to 1) stir shit up 2) denounce the removal of a Confederate statue 3) show their muscle to the country. 

Like it or not the Trump campaign and the Trump supporter mindset is the same ... not similar but THE SAME as Hitler's campaign and his supporters are the same too. 

The reason why Trump isn't a dictator is because he is weak, not as good a communicator as Hitler and the fact that he doesn't have a fanatical private army or the will to use it. The checks and balances do work for some things.

The typical Trump supporter feels like they've had a rough deal and that others who seem to be doing better or getting more help are to blame or at least someone to vent about ... usually a minority but one that is bound to take over at any moment. 

The typical Trump supporter is poorly educated. This doesn't necessarily mean a PhD ... I've known some very academic people who are as thick as shit with no real life experience. 

Low social status, limited outlook ... these people are followers, the kind of folk to easily end up in a cult or organized religion. Not the brightest of individuals they repeat what they've heard that has matched their world view or the world view of those around them. They like to join in.

The jingoistic patriotism of covering everything in red white and blue while humming a Toby Keith tune is always aimed at these kind of people. You have to love your cuntry and if anyone points out a fault in it then they must be a Commie. 

You are either with or against, they people don't do nuance.   

David Duke is still a keen Trump supporter  

But they do have passion, a therapist would call it anger. They don't know why they are angry because that would require some self-awareness, all they know is that they don't like what you are saying ... the truth does hurt but to them it isn't 'their' truth so it must be Commie lies.   

You can get fanatics on many sides ... on many sides. The left, the right everywhere. One tactic used is pointing out the faults in others which means they don't have to address their own faults. What about those e-mails and the unmasking huh?  

The whataboutery never solves anything it's just used as a tool for arguing. Like Trump and his Obama golfs too much ... the ones that use abuser tactics such as belittling, gaslighting and whataboutery are often guilty of what they blames others of.  

After Charlottesville a wave of pro-Nazi trolls tried to do damage control online. You can tell a troll by the fresh account and lack of followers etc. They probably have numerous accounts that spout the same message. Pauses in between replies may mean they are using Google translate or switching accounts ... use different browsers for fucks sake. 

 Heather Heyer, may she be at peace.

What about the violence of the Antifa and BLM? ... you have to point out that it was the Nazi side that actually killed Heather Heyer. Not cool using a dead chick to make a point but I suspect that she would not mind.

Blaming counter-protests is like blaming the Allies for all the death and destruction because they landed at Normandy. Or is it like blaming the French and the BEF for standing up to the Germans in 1940? 

Yeah if you had appeased the Nazis and let them march peacefully then no one would have been hurt or killed ... seriously? 

Churchill may have been a bit of a racist being the product of the Victorian era and all but even he was dead on with his views on the Nazis. He was proven right that appeasement does not work.  

   Douchebag alert

Should the rights and the feelings of the Nazis be taken into account? After their identities were revealed some were fired from their jobs, Peter Cvjetanovic the 20 year-old studying at the University of Nevada insists that he isn't an angry racist.

Yes the douchebag at the Nazi rally wearing a polo shirt with a White Supremacist logo on it isn't a racist. He saw the tikki torches and all the other white bros and thought there was a BBQ going on or something.

To explain himself he used the same reasoning the KKK have used for years ... like I said they just repeat shit. He isn't racist he just prefers to promote the white race as the coloreds niggers others seem to be taking over.

"I came to this march for the message that white European culture has a right to be here just like every other culture. It is not perfect; there are flaws to it, of course. However I do believe that the replacement of the statue will be the slow replacement of white heritage within the United States."

I'm pretty sure that the majority of Union soldiers and the president at the time of the Civil war were white. Americans aren't European, they fought the British to get away from that. No taking it back. The US and Europe ... very different places, very different attitudes, you mean European descent. 

Yeah go over to socialist Europe and feel at home why don't you. 

You know what the Southern states that fought against the North were? ... traitors that's what. At the time of the civil war they were seen as traitors.

The Confederates and the Nazis are two of the world's losers, they were on the wrong side of history. Not everyone in the south were slave hating racists and not everyone that fought for Germany were Nazis but they did their part to advance that evil mindset ... it's what happened.

The US fought against both of these groups and many others fought against the Nazis. There are very few wars where you can look back and say 'this side is good and this side is bad' ... Lots of other wars have both sides being bad.

There are always atrocities on both sides in war but if you choose to decide you deserve to be the master or the master race then you are a cunt and automatically the bad guy.  

The ideology of the Nazis or White Supremacists needs to be respected and heard as much as the words of ISIS does ... it doesn't. Children need to be protected from that shit until they are old enough to distinguish between right and wrong. They can learn about the rebellion of the southern states and how they wanted to keep slavery going from books, not heroic looking statues.  

They can learn about the Holocaust from books too so they can tell the Holocaust deniers how full of shit they are. 

No one needs to hear chants of Blood and Soil or the Jews will never replace us ... that shit needs to be shut up immediately and denounced by the president as viciously as if they were TV show hosts. 

The right complains about the PC Liberals but then calls them fascists when they want to shut Nazis up ... which one is it? Snowflake or extremist?

If you can't see that this rally was wrong from the get go or that they shouldn't be allowed to disrupt the lives of a town and take the lives of counter protesters then it's YOU that is wrong with society.

Monday, 14 August 2017

American Nazi Bros

101st Airborne Division taking the Nazi colors at Normandy 

One thing that triggers Old Knudsen ... Lemurs! ... gooey cherry pie ... people being wrong on the Internet ... the amount of air in crisp bags ... cold callers ... Bible thumpers ... vegans ... restraining orders, well ok then, there are several things that triggers Old Knudsen but one big trigger is NAZIS!!

I hate these guys ...

You piss on the memory of all those who fought the Nazis and died in WWII when you celebrate these cunts. This is how you repay them and use your freedom that they gave to you? 

  American Bund Rally 1939

Nazis are a big trigger because it contains all those other triggers like bullies, racists, bigots and generally just stupid mean people. Old Knudsen didn't die fighting the Japs at Normandy just so some inbred white person with mommy issues could try to revive all that stupid again. 

The Earth is getting warmer, Caucasian birth rates are dropping ... it's nature and humans adapting to warmer climates, we'll all be brown, black or yellow in the future, get over it. 

In Charlottesville, Virginia a group of Neo-Nazis stole their mom's tikki torches and had a Unite the shite Right protest because a statue of Robert E Lee was going to be removed. 

Oh hold on, wrong picture, that's Ukrainian Nazis ... shit,  angry white people all look the same. 

Bro-test 2017

Chanting crap like blood and soil, white lives matter and the Jews will not replace us the mostly white male crowd interrupted their togo parties, beer pong and date rape to display their out of date impotent rage ... these young men of fighting age who would probably fail military or law enforcement standards decided to intimidate some local Liberals who didn't want a statue of a loser in their park. Lee fought to uphold slavery and wanted to destroy the Union. 

In Russia Nikita Krushchev tried to removed Stalin from day to day life but since 2015 Putin has been erecting Stalin statues and invoking his politics to make Russia great again. Ignore the millions he killed with his manufactured famines, the deportation and the Gulags ... You don't get history from statues. 

That is the usual right wing excuse for statues of historical cunts. You don't see statues of Hitler going up in Germany or Austria do you? These statues are like big cocks to mark territory and to rub in your face. 
You get history from BOOKS and these statues were usually erected by bigoted biased wankers anyways that talk about honor and sacrifice like they would know. 
Many Americans can't come to terms with the fact that 200 years ago their ancestor fought for the wrong side, imagine how Germans must feel as it might have been their father, uncle or grandfather not too long ago. 

Kids do not need to see a heroic looking bigot on a horse, they need to see him for what he really was. That shite normalizes bigotry for them, maybe the Confederacy was about freedom after all ... oh slap yer idiot face for fucks sake. 

Dick Dispenser was there stirring up the shit. He complained that a restaurant was refusing him and his mob service. He don't reed two gud, the place just hadn't opened yet. He was really gagging for some adobo duck legs with saffron rice pilaf and chive crema too. 

If you go out with hate in your heart that's what you'll find. Some shops in Charlottesville did opt to close. 
It's like Northern Ireland during the 12th July. No one wants to stay open and serve the drunken bandsmen. The chances of someone going into a restaurant and calling staff Fenian fuckers for working on that day before ordering their Happy Meal is quite high. 

This may be fake ... nobody knows. 

Trump and Pence condemned the hate, violence and bigotry ... of course it wasn't just aimed at the Nazis there to cause trouble he added "on many sides" ... what??? He added that no child should be afraid to go out and play and have a good time, he then started to sing, celebrate good time c'mon! 

Neither Trump or Pence named the trouble makers just like how they didn't mention the Jews on Holocaust memorial day just vague low energy condemnation like when you have to say something but don't mean it. 

Like Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May campaigning against Brexit, neither of them meant it. They just went through the motions. 

Reason #587 why Old Knudsen trusts neither of them. 

No mention of the car that rammed counter protesters injuring many and killing one woman but if the same thing happened in France with Muslims involved then Trump would totally tweet about it as he recently did. 

Two state employees died when their helicopter that had been observing the rally for most of the day crashed. Nazis bring trouble and bad mojo. 

After Old Knudsen posted this pic on Twitter some bloke said that Trump's family had died in the death camps. 
Trump is of German heritage and Jewish too, perhaps some long lost relatives did die in the camps. I asked for links and sources and they came back with 'lazy millennial I've given you the trail to follow I'm not going to do your work.'

After laughing at the Millennial bit Old Knudsen schooled them in 140 characters on how if you make claims you should be able to back them up.  

The rise of Trump and Brexit has enabled and emboldened the right who turned far right or just appeased those who did go full retard by remaining silent.

Old Knudsen can't punch these Nazi fucks so if he can harshly mock them and use his superior wit against them on Twitter then he will ... no silent enabling or appeasement here! 

Though punching them out would be sooo satisfying. 

Douchebags wear sunglasses at nigh or indoors ... FACT! ... Hey wait a minute, isn't that Jared? Those Jews even run the Neo-Nazis, Mel Gibson was Alt right!

The Kush, ready for war. 
Trump is Jewish like he is Christian, he just ticks those boxes to appeal to a wider audience. Remember when Romney went brown face for Mexican TV? Remember when Hillary claimed to be a woman? .... they do try it on. Oh and Hillary is 100% animal ... oh yeah. 

All Presidents claim to be of Irish descent too ... except for Trump, that says a lot right there. Instead he comes from the Scottish clan Macleod on the isle of Lewis. Old Knudsen doesn't think he appreciates this history as they were poor, it is of note though that the Lewis clan tartan is yellow, their version of tacky gold perhaps. 

Luckily other politicians understand leadership and the optics better than Trump does and have condemned the Nazis as evil domestic terrorists. 

Terry McAuliffe, the governor of Virginia said, "Go home, there is no place for you here."

The polite version of fuck off and die scumbags.

Thursday, 10 August 2017

God Is On Our Side

Matthew the patron saint of tax collectors and accountants wrote in the sequel to the Bible, The New Testament,  "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of Heaven."

With our 21st century technology we can now make needles larger than camels so now rich people can get into Heaven. A billionaire that speaks for the people like Donald J Trump deserves to be in Heaven ... NOW!

In fact if Mattis could try to look awake for 5 minutes and dust off his service revolver in the name of national security that would be great.

Donald Trump is probably the best Christian in the history of Christianity. He is so good that he has only had to go to church like 3 times in his life and two of those times was because people on Twitter were slagging him off for not going like presidents are supposed to.

It's Easter, fuck separation of church and state, the President should be in church damn it!

Robert Jeffress, an evangelical megachurch pastor has his back and is often in the White House doing cleansing rituals to get the Kenyan Muslim evil out of the place ... yes ethnic cleansing rituals. 

Trump does his part by overturning every single Obama law. Obama passed a law saying that lead and broken glass should not be put into baby formula ... drain the swamp! Too much regulation.

Trump now insists that glass and lead goes into it. You can't make America great again unless you undo everything Obama did in his 8 years ... bring us back to the white good old days of Bush and an economy in recession, a Christian recession. 

It's not racist, Trump knows some black people and has recently stopped referring to them as coloreds. 

Of course he didn't just meet with black pastors in 2016 to get votes, ach you are so jaded and cynical. "Come to Trump Tower, just the lobby and you can say you met me, terrific!" 

  Oh yeah, check out the 2 Corinthians on that ... such a gentleman.   

Robert Jeffress and Paula Alt White, two regulars at the White House just happen to be white people. Hey Jesus was white, we just do Christianity better than um ... those people. Black evangelicals tend to start singing and dancing every 5 mins too. Well according to the movies.

Have you seen white people dancing? We're far to uptight for that malarkey.  Pastor White says that Trump will get into Heaven, she says, "Anyone who tells you to deny yourself is from Satan."  Wealth = good and the wealthy are obviously the favorites of God.

The Prosperity Gospel or Word of Faith believes you'll be blessed by donating to them too. That mansion and crappy mid-life crisis plastic surgery isn't going to pay for itself. 

Jeffress now says that God thinks it is ok for Trump to kill Kim jong un. Not personally of course, that would require courage. Being President he can and has put thousands of Americans in harm's way in Japan, South Korea and Guam. God demands sacrifice. Whoever risks their lives to do God's/Trump's bidding will probably get into Heaven when violently killed in action ... not the nice affluent part of Heaven though.

Pussy grabbing is terrible but not as bad as HER E-MAILS!!!

Using war, assassination or capital punishment on evil doers is all good with God ... Don't get Jeffress started on the Jews or the gheys for fucks sake, he's a mean wee shite.

The widows, widowers and children from Trump's fire and fury tantrum war will be invited up on stage at ego validation rallies as God also demands good ratings and grieving Gold Star families gets the ratings.  

Old Knudsen isn't going to say how the Nazis thought that God was on their side too. In fact most armies did. Welcome to the new Crusades.