Monday, 25 July 2016

On This Day True History

On this day in history Richard Nixon microwaved 3 Apollo 11 astronauts. Back then microwaving was thought to kill off any space germs. The timer was for 30 seconds but a mistake had them on defrost for 3 minutes. Nixon found this hilarious and thought it was totally worth the expense of transforming body doubles with plastic surgery just to see their eyeballs pop.

Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins refuse to address the fact that they are replacements and the moon landing being called a hoax was invented by the CIA to shift focus off the men not being who they are.


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