Thursday, 28 January 2016

Conspiracy Isn't In The Shadows Anymore

Have you heard about this Zika virus? I hadn't heard of it until a few weeks ago. It makes unborn babies look like Dobby the hoose elf, with an underdeveloped brain. Central American governments are suggesting that you shouldn't get pregnant until 2018.

The World Health Organization says it's spread by mosquitoes and there is no cure for it. It could reach pandemic scale and come back in 10 years then there might be a vaccine of some sort.

Och wee dote. 

If it does hit big it could mean a generation of morons, I don't know if I could take that. Every year there is someone ranting about chemtrails or sharing the videos on how snow doesn't burn. Old Knudsen doesn't believe in that science stuff but he does have the fucken Internet .... the dress is gold and white, the government just wants you to think it's black and blue to see if their chemtrail mind control is working. 

If you were going to shoot chemtrails over Northern Ireland would it not be rat poison to get rid of the vermin known as people? We aren't worth any other kind of effort and you couldn't dumb us down anymore than we are. 

Then you have yon rapper B.o.B arguing with Neil deGrasse Tyson that the Earth is flat because when he takes pictures of the horizon he can't see a curve.  I don't know about you but I go to rappers (especially high school drop outs) when I have a science question, Fitty Cent was the one that told me about the Climate Change conspiracy .... Where is the normal temperature of the Earth be at? .... ighhhtt! 

I swear, these are the people that answer Yahoo Questions. If I have to tell one more person about Ad-Block plus .... figure it the fuck out, you have the Interwebs!!!!!!

If it wasn't for the Urban dictionary I would never have discovered the pleasures of wolfbagging or what a Mexican pancake is.

Mosquitoes have been getting around over the last couple of decades. West Nile virus (a relative of Zika) was their last big thing. Zika virus has been around since 1947 but it takes a while to get around. 

Don't go forgetting about Ebola, that was a big thing not too long ago .... almost like a test run to see how freaked out people would get. Remember, if yer gonna test stuff out then do it in Africa. The first form of the Zika virus came from Uganda and don't forget Aids. 

Africa is a vast sprawling Continent with 3rd world nations and dodgy laws and corrupt officials. Questions do not get asked when you ship things in and out of many African ports. It's also still hard to get news from parts of Africa. There are reasons why the Chinese fucken love it there, it's almost as slack as home.

Bill Gates like that other 1% er Mark Zuckerberg donate billions to charity all the time ... well to their own causes at least. You don't get to be a billionaire by giving away yer money. Gates through his Bill and Milinda foundation seem to be very interested in mosquitoes. Remember when Bill released mosquitoes into an audience for fun? 
Gates who is a big investor in Monsanto in India had done polio vaccine tests there with a vaccine that the CDC had dropped in 2000 for actually causing polio. Gates claims to not have known about this but the Indian government has accused him of 47,500 paralysis deaths.  Testing on remote villages isn't cool Gates!

The CDC  (Centers for Disease Control) are dirty lying fuckers themselves. They made Aids a worldwide panic and lied about contaminated drinking water in Washington DC, much like what Flint Michigan is going through. Don't trust them. 

Back to Mosquitoes. Eritrea in the Horn of Africa reduced mosquito deaths by 80% over a couple of decades. They did this with clean drinking water, destroying mosquito breeding grounds and malaria nets to sleep under. 

No vaccines involved. Bill Gates keeps taking about vaccines though ... even after India. They always want to make something they can sell huh. He has also talked about mosquitoes that deliver the vaccine, you know who else talked about such things? .... The Nazis. 

Experiments at Dachau had the Nazis looking at weaponizing mosquitoes to send to the enemy. This is real science and hard to follow the trail back.   

How do you fool the people? mock and belittle the truth and anyone that tells it.

Is it a conspiracy when the Governor tells you that the drinking water is safe even though it's full of lead? Is it a conspiracy when the CDC also let you drink contaminated water and become a well funded and important department over Aids which is actually pretty difficult to catch? Is it a conspiracy when Monsanto try to muscle out all competition for growing non-Monsanto crops and the government lets them? Is it a conspiracy when the NSA get caught collecting data on the US people and intercepting communications from our allies? Is it a conspiracy when any whistleblowers are automatically found guilty? Is it a conspiracy that we always seem to be at war and even with troop numbers being cut the weapons industry still make big profits? Is it a conspiracy that we are still driving cars not too different than they were 100 years ago? Is it a conspiracy when terrorist groups like Khorasan pop up but no one except for the government has heard of them, but they are totally deadly? Is it a conspiracy that everyone seems to die of cancer? Is it a conspiracy that we invaded Iraq for no good reason? is it a conspiracy that no top level people in the British government ever got jailed for pedophilia and the guy in charge of the investigation was one of the suspects? Is it a conspiracy that the British government let terrorist attacks happen in Northern Ireland and lost evidence regularly?

7.3 billion people on this world, the 1% have to be worried. That is why you don't have a job for life, dumbed down education, crippling debt and can only afford iPhones and fast food .... bread and circuses.  A cull would be too drastic and you don't want to live on a radiation soaked rock. You still need a labour force but not one that has too much or is too well educated. 

You improve on your WMD's (buy our Brimstone missiles) and yer plagues on the poor, the free press being owned by just a few people, your details and location being known at all times thanks to social media. Scare yer own population with what might happen because a scared population are easier to control, they end up giving you their rights and freedoms. 

Remember when I pointed out that the weapons, food and medical industries all have the same investors in all three? Like Obama talking climate change and supporting fracking. Oil is too cheap so fracking is the future. 

As Napoleon said: "Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."  .... substitute the fear of Hell for fear of bodily harm and terrorist attacks though many still believe the burn in Hell bullshit .... especially those poor uneducated nations, they are still way into it.  

 Ha ha ha, I really hate you ..... I can't stand you either lol.

It isn't conspiracy if it is actually happening and not all people that suggest a conspiracy go on about melting steel beams and burning snow.  Can you readily explain the actions of world leaders? You don't hear about how the US continually provokes Russia on its border but Russia is always the bad guy. 

There are no good guys and bad guys, just people out for themselves. You don't get rich or at the top of your ladder by being nice, you step on the people on the way up. 


Wednesday, 27 January 2016

Did Trump Really Kill A Hobo?

The American Association for School Shootings is up in arms over the latest werds from Donald Trump. Trump stated that he could shoot people on New York’s Fifth Avenue and not lose any voters.

Daniel Whiteside, the founder of AASS said on his blog 'Mission Statement' on Tuesday that "talking about shooting random people makes spree shooters look crazy."

Daniel is a polite, quiet young man according to his neighbours and never has any friends over. AASS also found Trump's other words to be offensive too.

"I could break into Hillary's house and knock out Bill and tie her up because she is weak. I've been talking about beating her for weeks but I'll just rub my harden cock over her face then maybe cut off her nipples before shooting the two of them in the head Boston style .... I used to collect rents in Boston so I'm street tough and I'll make America street tough, I'd get more support in the polls for this and maybe the medal of freedom from myself when I'm president."   

Trump also ranted on about slicing up hookers that earn less than $36,000 per year but who doesn't do that huh?

Trump's voting base laughed and cheered while the British (who take killing people seriously) set up another petition, this time to bring back hanging just for Trump.

Trump has said how he isn't into guns but ever since running for president he has expressed his joy for air shooting. It's like air guitar but done when yer watching a war movie.

 Trump after having binged on DeNiro movies. 

Experts have suggested a link with being president and violence but think that this is just part of Trump's mental breakdown which started in 1972.
Obama had never killed anyone until he became president and now he routinely takes lives around the world with his drones, he broke GW Bush's record in his second year as president .... why do you hate brown people so much Obama? 

Studies suggest that Trump would probably start another US civil war and might even sell Alaska back to Russia after having flipped the state if he became preez. 

Trump was just recently endorsed by fellow draft dodger Ted Nugent and that Duck Dynasty beardy guy who has also never served either. His biggest endorsement came from Sarah Palin whose speech which ended with the words pew pew pew Murica! Has gotten the most attention.
Palin who uses her sexual appeal to make men do her bidding may very well have made a deal to be directly under Trump as the president of vice should he get into the White House.

Daniel Whiteside the founder of AASS says, "if he wants the spree shooter's vote then he's gonna have to start talking about getting rid of school security because as it stands the only ones supporting him now are fetish and serial killers." 

Tuesday, 26 January 2016

The Hero Of Ramadi

It was a different life, a different existence that was not that long ago. In the sandbox known as Iraq we fought what were called Insurgents back then in order to liberate someone or something .... fuck details, a soldier goes where he/she is told and does the job.

When you join up you more or less sign away yer soul and free will, you also have to come to terms with the fact that you might kill or be killed. Any soldier who has not thought about this hasn't faced the prospect of dying for their cuntry.

In the military they break you then rebuild you, conscience and questioning yer superiors is knocked out of you but those with common sense and aggression rise through the ranks.

Old Knudsen was too aggressive for the military at times, mostly because he didn't do mornings. This aggression would be honed to a fine blade to make him the perfect killing machine he is today.

During a patrol near Ramadi we came under fire from two sides, we were pinned down with hardly any cover and lost a few good men. When back up arrived in the form of Humvees laden with Americans our attackers fled, we were exhausted but we wanted payback. We followed the Insurgent tracks for 8 miles and were led to a village .... just a village, it wasn't even big enough to be on the map or have a name.  

The Insurgents hadn't finished hiding their weapons and disappearing into the population yet and after a firefight with just 4 enemy combatants we set about looking for the rest.

The village elder told our interpreter that there were no Al-Qaeda in the village except those 4 who he says he didn't know .... they always had a story like that. Foreign soldiers came and went but the Insurgents were always there so you can't blame him for being afraid of them more than us.  

Being just a Lance jack at the time Old Knudsen didn't have much authority over the men, we were being led by Corporal Mitchell, a big blue eyed straw haired Bradford man with mean, sadistic streak common to most British NCO's. 
Our regular platoon commander was down with heat stroke, Sargent Braine was one of the few killed that day so Mitchell was filling in. Normally we'd have returned to base but now we were on a crusade.

He looked at the villagers and at the bodies of the 4 dead insurgents and sneered, you just didn't know if you'd get the sadistic racist or the professional soldier were Mitchell was concerned, he brown nosed up to the officers perfectly so they hadn't a clue what he was really like.   

It was no longer males of fighting age you had to look out for, the insurgents could be anyone in this village, even the children could carry bombs and pull triggers. 

"Kill the lot of them and blow this place to fuck!"  .... he just said that, the men just started to herd the villagers towards the village center, nobody questioned or spoke up, nobody dared. 

Old Knudsen looked at the villagers, they knew something was up, mothers held their children close, the elder pleaded innocence, we were British, we were better than this. 

"Hold on a minute Corporal, this isn't going to happen"  my mouth was dry and my voice cracked a little, it's not like the movies in which the hero looks calm and rested, my balls were sweatin like a bookie on racing day.   

Mitchell's core of followers began to circle me while others just looked the other way so I said it again.

"This isn't going to happen" ...... " not until we take a group selfie for fucks sake." 

Those lads would never have anything for their photo albums if it wasn't for me.   Memories fade but photos don't, unless you use a filter or leave it exposed to direct sunlight .... you get the idea. 

That's why Old Knudsen is called the hero of Ramadi .... though those in Ramadi have another name for him.

Monday, 25 January 2016

Oscars Go Blackface To Prove They Aren't Racist

Keaton, Affleck and Clooney pick up the Batman life time achievement awards.  

Are the Oscars racist or do they properly represent the 13% black population of the US? 12 years a slave is the perfect example to use and has been pointed out by George Clooney who thinks the Oscars are not racist. 

In 2013, 12 years a slave won Oscars for best picture, best supporting actress and best screen play. It was directed by yon black fella Steve McQueen in case you forgot. 

Did the academy suddenly turn racist 10 months later and not nominate Selma director Ava DuVernay? ..... hey, maybe they were being sexist. Selma got best picture and best song nominations but didn't win. 

Maybe it just wasn't good enough. Tom Wilkinson and Tim Roth were the big names in that movie, unlike Brad Pitt and Michael Fassbender who were supporting actors in the slave film. 

Jada Pinkett Smith is the main person calling the Oscars racist. In case you didn't know her she's an actress that has been in .... ach go Google, I can't recall her roles. It's the chick married to Will Smith. He has backed up her call to boycott the Oscars ..... neither had nominations. 

Will has had 2 Oscar nominations in his time, Jada none but she did win a Teen choice award once.   

Others calling for a boycott are 2 times Oscar nominated director Spike Lee, a very overrated fella. Other industry heavy weights Tyrese Gibson from the Fast and the Furious 7 ... he is putting pressure on Chris Rock to drop out of hosting the show. 

Snoop Dogg who like Gibson didn't have Oscar invites said, "Fuck da. Oscars."  Well as long as Jada and Lee didn't call for a boycott on Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day as that would be emotional manipulation, using a great man and his words to complain about rich black people not getting awards. 

Did my people endure hundreds of years of slavery just to be snubbed at award shows? ... Lets go to Ferguson and riot! black actors awards do matter! 

Will Smith will be appearing in the up and coming Suicide Squad movie which is about um ... teenage suicide???? No, it's DC superheroes or rather anti-heroes like Marvel's Deadpool though not as good. Smith plays Deadshot who has excellent sniper skills and is guaranteed  an Oscar nod for this role ... or at least a Teen Choice award. 

The US does have race issues, mostly because as like during the times of the Founding Fathers all men were not equal. Award shows .... not what MLK jr had in mind though. 

Maybe Meryl Streep and Kate Winslet are just better at acting and are therefore offered and choose better roles. I don't see Streep appearing in anything DC related or the other Cate ... Blanchett revving up for the Fast and the Furious 8. 

Denzil Washington has won 2 Oscars, Morgan Freeman, Halle Berry and Jamie Foxx have won one each and Foxx even managed to pull a bloke out of a burning truck last week, did he stop and say, "a white guy in a crashed burning truck, I only rescue drunk drivers of color"? .... no he did not.  

Scholastic Press have pulled A Birthday Cake for George Washington from distribution. The children's book told of the head chef Hercules and his daughter taking such great pride at making a birthday cake for the president. 
Hercules was one of Washington's slaves to have successfully escaped on Washington's 65th birthday by the way. 

"Even though he was a slave, everyone knew and admired Hercules – especially the president!”

Yeah, he was a fine negro, and one that knew his place. Washington owned 318 slaves, he whipped and punished them like any other slave owner, he also broke up families by selling members to go to the West Indies and maybe even had a child with one slave named Venus. 

Happy smiling slaves, maybe they had it good after all.

Washington was a kind of pussy hypocrite. A turn coat as much as Benedict Arnold was but he managed to Forest Gump his way through disastrous defeats to actually win the war but only with the back up of France. 

He wasn't a great military mind but he was popular, he'd cry in front of his men and would turn on allies when it suited him (Whiskey rebellion) he also whined and complained about the injustice of slavery all the while whipping Kunta Kinte for trying to escape. 

When he died he made provisions to free his slaves .... well not really, it would be when his wife Martha had died and then only 123 were actually freed. 

I don't think his slaves who worked a 6 day week had Oscar nominations on their minds much.


Thursday, 21 January 2016

Liam Neeson Visits Ballymena

Liam Neeson has agreed to do a film promoting his birth town of Ballymena. Recently he was awarded the freedom of Ballymena which means he is allowed to enter any homes in the town and watch you sleep and maybe eat from yer fridge depending what you have.

Here he is at the beautiful Slemish mountain (490 foot high ... wow!) it's the plug of some extinct volcano. It is where the St Patrick after being captured as a slave was forced to tend sheep before doing what Neeson himself did and escaped the fuck out of there. On a clear day from the top of Slemish you can just about make out Big Ben in London and the London eye if your eyesight is really good. To the east you can see the Mull of Kintyre which was the castle that Rob Roy MacGregor lived in.

Beautiful Fairhill shopping centre. If you can find (not free) parking after being trapped in the town's one way system then come here. Shop at the 50 stylish shops you can find in Belfast or Abbeycentre (a very tiny and lame mall) and marvel at how the main doors open and close as if they know you want to go in or out .... you may have to push past the locals who find this phenomenon amazing. If you stop in for a latte, make sure you pronounce it properly as latty as the Ballymena baristi tend to be uber snooty about coffee matters.    

Remember you are in the Bible belt so heads and arms need to be covered. I almost played Ballymena's moral compass the Reverend Ian Paisley once but they wouldn't let me hold a gun in the movie poster so I said "NO!" .... but not like he did cos I can't do voices.

Visit St Patrick's army barracks .... sure it's closed now and they are turning it into housing but still. It's beside the two high schools .... which are also closed. Oh, it's near the leisure centre, I remember running home after a good swim when I was young. I ran because the Protestant fuckers chased me to beat me up which is why I learned to box  .... ah, good times.

Enjoy our famous Michelin factory, that has now closed down.   

Marvel at Gallaghers cigarette factory, that has now closed down too.

Our beautiful Wrightbus factory is still open, though it did lose out on a major contract to a Belgium firm ... we didn't take that well.

Having the key to the town city means I can cum and plough your field, whether you like it or not.

One thing Ballymena has a great supply of is coke, just ask anyone for some, we have an annual snort the charlie off a wheelie bin festival.

To save the best for last they say that blondes have more fun.With a ratio of 10 sheep to 1 man you know we have fun here.
You won't see many women in Ballymena but that's because they often tend to look manly, I blame the the chemicals that run off from the farms into our main fishing river.   

Ballymena people are known for their friendliness, unless you are a stranger, soldier or a Fenian like me. Don't look them in the eyes and most of all enjoy Ballymena .... *the city of the seven towers.*

*It's just a name, no towers and it's just a town*    


Wednesday, 20 January 2016

Climate Change Hype And Peer Pressure


No evidence exists that feeding children sugar will make them hyper. This is according to Dr. Bryan Burke, an associate professor of General Pediatrics and neonatology University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences and many, many others. It's scientific fact you don't have to believe it, it's fact and if you doubt it you are a hyperactivity denier.

It turns out that children are just wee cunts with too much energy.

The first biscuit in a packet or the first slice of bread in a loaf is not poisoned so quit pushing past it to get to the next one. Street vendor's hands are self cleaning even after handling money so eat up. Spreading Vicks vapour rub on yer feet won't help yer chest or sinus problems, it may give you seizures if you use too much so stop being a mong.

Do you even science bro? Old Knudsen cannot have his opinions and theories put under peer review cos how could a living god have any fucken peers? He has often felt like an alone voice of wisdom, reason and scorn but he is not alone.
A mortal has shown that he has the ability to see through the panic of the mass media and the sheep who blindly follow it .... aye, the kind of people that ignore Google and get their knowledge from what other plebs say and from memes.

Dr. Ivar Giaever, a Nobel Prize-Winner for physics in 1973 and fellow geezer has said,  "I would say that basically global warming is a non-problem."

No one listens to Old Knudsen because who the fuck is he? .... the greatest blogger in the werld and a time traveling champion for social justice, it just isn't enough for some.

A politician that failed to become president .... like McCain, Romney and Trump.  

Years ago I saw Al Gore with his beard promoting his video An inconvenient truth with his mansion that uses 12 times the energy that most homes use and I remembered .... he's just a politician, what does he know about the environment? If he had made a video about sacrificing babies to the dark lord Zanthan the liberals would have loved him for it anyways. For some reason losing to G.W. Bush and growing a beard made him special.

Old Knudsen knows cons and doesn't get caught up in alarmist hype. Everyone going on about something that just wasn't a thing a few years ago. The CDC (Centers for Disease Control) was a minor under funded department and then Aids was discovered .... well it had been about for decades but now it was a pandemic. They called it GRID (Gay-related immune deficiency) and blamed the fags, then they realised anyone could get it so they still blamed the fags.... and it wasn't really a pandemic after all.  

HIV is the virus and Aids is a collection of symptoms, however there is no clear cut definition of it ... kinda like Lupus, one doctor will say yes you have it and another may say no, even with tests. But it got everyone scared and today the CDC are a thriving organization thanks to Aids.

Ivar Giaever was one of the 70 Nobel prize winners who endorsed Obama in 2008. Like everyone else they fell for the Hope and Change crap and thought Obama would be different.

Obama said, “no challenge poses a greater threat to future generations than climate change”. Giaever called that a “ridiculous statement.”    

"How can he say that? I think Obama is a clever person, but he gets bad advice. Global warming is all wet."

I'd say a lack of clean food and water would be a greater threat because cunts are draining the clean water for their golf courses and contaminating the rest and there won't be enough resources to feed another couple of billion people.... Something has to give.  

Giaver said “I was horrified by what I found after researching the issue in 2012, Global warming really has become a new religion. Because you cannot discuss it. It’s not proper. It is like the Catholic Church." 

That is what disgusts Old Knudsen the most. I'm all for blasting those who deny the Holocaust but to treat those who question climate change as if they were Holocaust deniers is totally stupid, science is supposed to be talked about and disputed.
Obama wants to treat anyone with a question about climate change like a whistleblower, find them guilty and lock them up even if they are right.

Giaver says "The facts are that in the last 100 years we have measured the temperatures it has gone up .8 degrees and everything in the world has gotten better. So how can they say it’s going to get worse when we have the evidence? We live longer, better health, and better everything. But if it goes up another .8 degrees we are going to die I guess."

"I would say that the global warming is basically a non-problem. Just leave it alone and it will take care of itself. It is almost very hard for me to understand why almost every government in Europe — except for Polish government — is worried about global warming. It must be politics."

Like the Poles give a fuck, when Hillary was Secretary of State she hooked up the Poles with fracking so that Russia wouldn't have such an energy hold over them, that right there is the reason for everything that Obama does in Europe and the Middle East .... to fuck over Russia. Obama and Hillary support fracking and even overthrew Gaddafi for his oil (see her e-mails) but they are concerned about climate change ...BULLSHIT! .... they are fossil fuels all the way. Like the man says, politics.  

"I think the temperature has been amazingly stable. What is the optimum temperature of the earth? Is that the temperature we have right now? That would be a miracle. No one has told me what the optimal temperature of the earth should be.” 

“How can you possibly measure the average temperature for the whole earth and come up with a fraction of a degree. I think the average temperature of earth is equal to the emperor’s new clothes. How can you think it can measure this to a fraction of a degree? It’s ridiculous."

Since the world goes in cycles what temperature should the world be at? .... no one knows. Of course 7 billion people are going to have a detrimental effect on the werld if they are always taking and never giving but it won't fucken well kill us to be able to plant apples in Siberia, maybe the Siberians want to grow apples.
If the sea levels rise then places like Florida and London will eventually get flooded ... fuck em, throw Leeds and Ballymena into the sea too.

It's all nature and nature is change. Humans are a part of nature so whatever they do is natural. You'll get an ulcer if you stress too much about this .... no you won't cos ulcers are caused by bacteria not stress.

Giaever is my kind of guy, he accused Nature Magazine of “wanting to cash in on the climate fad.”

“My friends said I should not make fun of Nature because then they won’t publish my papers. No one mentions how important CO2 is for plant growth. It’s a wonderful thing. Plants are really starving. They don’t talk about how good it is for agriculture that CO2 is increasing."

Things that don't get mentioned. CO2 is natural, it isn't a pollutant. We have less trees now so our ecosystem is fucked. Trees breathe in CO2 and produce oxygen. Stop looking at the symptoms and address the problem. The Amazon rain forest isn't called the lungs of the Earth for nothing.

"The other thing that amazes me is that when you talk about climate change it is always going to be the worst. It’s got to be better someplace for heaven’s sake. It can’t always be to the worse."

"Then comes the clincher. If climate change does not scare people we can scare people talking about the extreme weather."

It's true, too much snow in winter, must be climate change. A four year drought, it can't be because of poor water management and too much demand, it has to be climate change. I believe I did a post that compared 1974 with today and there were droughts and floods, the exact same shit, was that climate change too?

"For the last hundred years, the ocean has risen 20 cm — but for the previous hundred years the ocean also has risen 20 cm and for the last 300 years, the ocean has also risen 20 cm per 100 years. So there is no unusual rise in sea level. And to be sure you understand that I will repeat it. There is no unusual rise in sea level"

Are things unusual because in the past 100 years we've only started to measure and record things and therefore only notice them now? We haven't been around long enough to know what the earth is doing, we can only guess. It's like looking at 2 pieces of a jigsaw and figuring out what the picture should be.  

"If anything we have entered period of low hurricanes. These are the facts. You don’t have to even be a scientist to look at these figures and you understand what it says. Same thing is for tornadoes. We are in a low period on in U.S."

"They say refugees are trying to cross the Mediterranean. These people are not fleeing global warming, they are fleeing poverty."  

"I am a skeptic…Global warming has become a new religion. I am Norwegian, should I really worry about a little bit of warming."

Giaver believes that alternate energy costs too much and doesn't help enough people NOW but that is where I disagree with him as the oil companies have become too powerful as have car manufacturing which goes hand in hand with the oil industry. 
Technology with energy and cars has stagnated with cars still using the same principles and getting the same mileage as when they were first made. Look at phones and how we use entertainment and how that has advance in 100 years compared to energy and cars.   

When I talk to climatesexuals who get all angry that you question scientists instead of just believing I say that what the scientists were saying 50 years ago is the opposite of what they say today. I have been told twice that no, that's just an urban legend caused by the media, not scientists, yeah yon graph was probably made up by some drunken journalists from The Sun. 
An urban legend is like how Paul McCartney died and was replaced for years with a stand in which is why his back is facing us, that is an urban legend. The facts are that from 1940 - 1975 there was a dramatic cooling period. News stories from the time complain about the cooling trend and how thick the ice sheets were getting and mini ice age WAS feared, it was of course dwarfed by the idea of a nuclear winter when the Soviets would attack and of course they would, any minute now .... we're always scaring ourselves over something huh.      

Take care of yer own shit and don't worry about what you have no control over. You've been told bullshit all your life and I don't mean religion, Santa or that all Muslims are in ISIS.   

Worms don't divide into two if cut ... they aren't fucken Hydra ya know ... Hail Hydra by the way. Also if you remove 90% of a person's brain you'll soon find out they weren't really just using 10 %. Bulls can't see the colour red, fish do not have a 5 second memory, you won't explode in the vacuum of space oh and Tesla claimed to have built so many amazing machines than he actually did create but he's a good underdog story to dream about ... Damn you Thomas Edison for being successful and not being a drunken dreamer.

Without deciding for or against, just use logic. Our scientists are defining what is right based on what is bad for us. We build cities on lowlands then complain when they get flooded. We don't know what is the "right" temperature we just know what isn't right for us because then the world will change and who likes change?

Is there a conspiracy of scientists? Well some British ones were caught falsifying their data to make it worse. I'd say an accidental conspiracy based on peer pressure and now no one wants to go against the tide for fear of ridicule.  

Only murders and violence gets reported on in the media but that doesn't mean we're about to be killed at any moment. Our Earth isn't about to kill us either, sure now and again it will remind us of it's power like it has always done. We need to look after this planet, not because Obama says so or any other two faced politician but because it makes sense.

The planet is getting warmer but this old rock will be spinning in space long after we're gone, it isn't all about us.

Do not mistake majority for truth. 

Tuesday, 19 January 2016

Oregon Militia Want Bags Full Of Dicks

Dildos and dildoes are both correct ... yet so very wrong.

Those brave patriots in Oregon who are defending your right to feed your cattle, to mine and cut down trees on public land that are being wasted for things like conserving wildlife are getting bored.

One member was arrested for shopping for snacks using a stolen Federal vehicle and the others are spending their time destroying security cameras at the wildlife sanctuary .... in case "The Man" uses them to spy on what they may be doing to each other etc.

It's difficult to keep discipline in an army when there is no fighting to do so Jon 'purdy mouth' Ritzheimer has stepped up as morale officer. After making a video complaining about people sending them dildoes and a bag of dicks the militia have done a U- turn and now want more plastic cock.

Ritzheimer shows you in his latest video what type the guys all go for. He also thanks Cards Against Humanity creator Max Temkin for the 55 gallon tube of passion lube.

Because of medical conditions some of the militia have he has asked for strap on's and if anyone with money to burn is watching he'd like the AssMaster 3000, the one with the upgraded triple action and the 'pounder' handle, not the easy glide version as that is prone to jamming ..... so he's heard.

So think about those lonely bored men up there fighting for your rights in an ungrateful town that doesn't want them for a cause that just seems like sour grapes and something that suits them but is really for all Americans because who doesn't like to chop down trees? 

Cock haters gonna hate.

The homeless will still be homeless tomorrow but this is something YOU can fix.

Monday, 18 January 2016

Celebrities Fear Waking Up Dead

Recently the Reaper has been very busy. Dirtheads world wide mourned the passing of heavy metal legend Lenny (who had just turned 70) but worse was to come. An actual musician and famous person David Bowie was taken from us at the tender age of 69.
Social media was still putting out Bowie memes and talking about him having sex with underage gurls when yet another 69 year-old Englishman died, Alan Rickman.

You may know Rickman from Die Hard, Truly Madly Deeply, Jessie's girl and Harry Plotter. He also did that funny film with Tim Allen in which he played an actor playing a Spock like character ..... Leonard Nimoy died almost a year ago.

I stopped by Bill Cosby's house but fell asleep, when I woke I felt violated and he was gone.  

The universe is giving us clues and connections. I know for a fact the Grim Reaper gets bored and likes to play around. I bet he meant to take three English 69 year-olds just to blow our minds but instead he partied with Lennie for a few days and when he woke Lanny had, had his 70th birthday, I bet he thought he'd beaten the Reaper.
For his crimes against music he was taken anyways.  Seriously, those people that think that Lonny and Bowie would be up in Heaven in some kind of supergroup????? Bowie didn't jam with him when he was alive, why start now?

Tim Curry, an effeminate Englishman aged 69 has told me that he fears that he'll be the next soft Sassenach to die. Don't worry Tim, you'll always be in our hearts and when we think of you  .... well am I the only one in the mood for a curry now?   

He will always be that sweet transvestite to me. 

Charles Dance aged 69 whom I've been told is not at all effeminate .... yeah right. He also fears the icy hand of death. He was recently killed by a midget while he sat on the shitter in Game of thrones, can he top that?

England is full of effeminate blokes .... they are called The English! The Welsh are simpletons but harmless and the Scots and the Northen Irish Scots eat glass for breakfast and fight lions for fun. Liam Neeson in that movie The Grey .... that was based on what he likes to do on his holidays.

I'm seriously regretting having given Jonathan Pryce my e-mail addy. He sends me long rambling e-mails about how he fears that he'll wake up dead someday and then he'll end up on Facebook memes.

Jonathan has recently gotten a Game of thrones gig and has the constant worry of dying on the toilet like Charles Dance did, he'll also be 69 this year.

There is a meme of Rickman saying about how he'd still read Harry Plopper at the age of 80, he never said that. What he probably said was, "it paid the rent .... lol!" 
 Some 69 year-olds seem to be death proof.

Death comes for us all eventually though when it does I usually pretend to not be in. I'm no afraid of dying again it's just that a new season of The Walking Dead is going to be on soon and I just bought a jumbo pack of condoms .... it'd be a shame to waste them.

One thing we've learned is that being a celebrity in the 70's and 80's probably gives you cancer, maybe it's all that underage sex, I don't know.

What I do know is that William Shatner, Huge Heffner, Kirk Douglas, Betty White, Sean Connery, Roger Moore and Stan Lee are still alive .... What the fuck? Only the good die young. We still have two more Beatles to get rid of too.

Logging on to the InterWeb everyday is like a game of celebrity Russian Roulette.  


Friday, 15 January 2016

Charlie Hedbo Isn't Even Good

If Aylan Kurdi hadn't have drown in the Mediterranean he would have grown up to become a rapist. I bet it says in the Koran that rape is fine..... you know what those Muslims are like.

Charlie Hedbo came up with this cartoon. They make fun of everyone and say it's free speech. They are the ones who published cartoons of Muhammad knowing full well that the crazy Islamic nut jobs would come after them and what did they achieve? Dead people and a momentary kinship on social media, je suis Charlie ... um no, I'm not.

You know what's not funny or even remotely satirical? Dead kids, that's what. There is free speech and then there is the responsibility to not abuse the privilege or to stir up hatred.   

Christians have long been rapists, often using their position of authority to do so. The Vatican seems to always have an enabler as its head. I've said it before, it's almost as if a certain type of person is drawn to organized religion, or maybe it brings out the rapist within them. It's a mind fuck system anyways. It's the ultimate chain letter. '10 prayers = 1 soul saved' I wasn't aware that my soul needed saved.

Some people get older and get religious 'just in case' but the older I get the more ridiculous a reward after death seems. People are always after some kind of pay out.  

Lets leave religion out of it, it's men that are the problem. 99.9% of times it's a man who it the rapist or pedo. That doesn't mean that all men are like that or that the 3 year-old little boy watching the Wiggles is going to grow up to be a rapist .... fuck you Charlie Hedbo.  

While we're accusing the migrants and refugees of being rapists I'd like you to remember that The Archbishop of Munich and Freising ordered his clergy to make records during the time of the Allied advance through Germany in 1945. Their records have the US military raping as many as 190,000 German women. 11,000 of those sexual assaults occurred in the first few months of occupying Germany according to the US court marital records. 

One was a 7 year-old child, another was a 69 year -old woman. One account had 8 girls being raped in front of their parents. After the fighting was done you had a large bored and often drunk army with nothing to do but it's not all bad news, compared to the Soviets the Americans were extremely disciplined.

Yes, even the werld's greatest generation's shit does stink. It's stupid to think they were all good people,you get good and bad people everywhere.

Speaking of violent drunks ..... The Irish!

The Charlie Hedbo cartoon has the grown up Aylan Kurdi and his friends as some kind of ape-like mindless creature. Remember those cartoons from the 1800's? The Irish were portrayed as being subhuman. When the English first occupied Ireland you would have gotten into more trouble killing a dog than killing a Paddy. 

 In the 69th Cannon fodder regiment.

The 'not as good as us' idea continues today with the Irish still seen as drunken brawlers but they can't help it, it's like rape, boys will be boys. Try being Irish (even from Northern Ireland) in the British army and you'll see the bigotry from the English first hand, even the ones in charge of you.

Old Knudsen may say Christians this or the English that but knows that there are a few good ones. 

While serving in Palestine in the late 1940's the Jewish press portrayed the Royal Ulster Rifles as thieves and criminals, there was a recent story of a lass getting turned down for a job because the Irish have a bad reputation.

Charlie Hedbo is not helping. There are genuine refugees that need help and they don't have a voice, especially when they are being shown as rapefugees.  

Fuck personal responsibility, if yer a Muslim yer already written off as a rapist by the age of three.