Thursday, 17 December 2015

Why Where You So Worried About Bombing Syria?

 This is Isis, she wishes that her parents had named her something better like Destiny. 

I like to get updates on how the fight against the Daeshbags is going so the Coalition Unit for Non- Terrestrial Support keeps sending me e-mails to let me know how things are going as Old Knudsen is always on DEFCON 4 and ready to act. Assuming that someone can pick up me medication Old Knudsen is ready to leave and go on a mission at any time .... Oh and a lift to the airport too. 

The military jargon can be a little difficult to understand at times so I'm giving you SG-19 level 7 clearance to read this post so I can explain some of it .... no need to thank me it's Christmas.   

 Any trained eye can see that this hospital was really a base for terrorists.

Military Strikes Continue Against ISIL Terrorists in Syria and Iraq .... Meaning they are using the old name to bug them and are just blowing up suspicious brown people, mostly males from ages 10 and up or whoever is in a building when a bomb hits it ..... We were blowing up the building, not our fault there were people in it.  
Just like how it's not Old Knudsen's fault that he stands and wanks at the window when the schools are getting out, maybe they need to change their times.

 Remember, our airstrikes are fucking well surgically precise. This strike can be compared to lipo suction on the NHS. 

Coalition military forces continued to attack ISIL terrorists in Syria and Iraq. In Syria, coalition military forces conducted seven strikes using attack and remotely piloted aircraft. Separately in Iraq, coalition military forces conducted 15 strikes coordinated with and in support of the Government of Iraq using fighter, bomber, attack and remotely piloted aircraft against ISIL targets.

So they used drones, fighters and bombers for instant surprise attacks. Ground intel is difficult to get so probably a lot was done by watching from the air via drones and satellites as well as GPS on phones .. and guessing .... a lot of guessing.  

Near Abu Kamal, one strike struck an ISIL tactical unit. A tactical unit is a place that can be instantly used to organise attacks from. A civvie might see people out enjoying ice-cream on a hot Syrian night but a trained eye sees TERRORISTS!!!!!! Check out the look out up top. Ice-cream in the desert indeed.

Near Ar Raqqah, two strikes struck two separate ISIL tactical units and destroyed two ISIL vehicles and wounded two ISIL fighters. So maybe a nail salon and a bookstore full of TERRORISTS were destroyed, the only books they sell in Raqqa is the Koran and the Quran and neither have pictures. 

ISIL vehicle = TOYOTA, mostly because the US gives the FSA those trucks who then pass them onto the Daeshbags when they join up. Wounded means still moving after the drone had fired its missiles.  

Near Ayn Isa, one strike struck a large ISIL tactical unit and destroyed seven ISIL buildings. So that was probably a Supermarket and what are ISIL buildings? If you look closely you can see IS building written in Sandsavage above the door, luckily our drones can read. An ISIL building is somewhere that the ISholes like to throw people from and where they can rape Christian children at. If we destroy all their buildings then we stop their activities ... simple military tactics. 

 The US military making a fighting position. 
 Near Manbij, one strike struck an ISIL tactical unit and destroyed an ISIL fighting position. So this was a barber's shop that was being used as a tactical unit and to give haircuts ... I hope it wasn't a Turkish barber, do they even have those there?
A fighting position may look like a hole in the ground but the difference is that they are full of TERRORISTS!!!! .... only the ones we bomb. If someone is running to escape from the bombing then they are obviously TERRORISTS!!! and if they jump into a ditch then that becomes a fighting position and makes for a better read in the reports. 

Near Mar’a, two strikes struck two separate ISIL tactical units and destroyed an ISIL staging area and damaged two others. Why yes, sometimes the military do make up place names if they don't have a clue where they are. We're going tomara, nat today, oh .. ok then.  Two separate tactical units probably means two corner shops obviously on different corners. A staging area is where the ISholes like to give concerts. Here is Ali Baghdadi belting out some power ballads for the troops. "Lady in in reeeedddd, she's dancing with me .... we are married but not dancing in public ..... cheek to cheek .... though her face is still covered as to the will of Allah all praise him .... no body here, just you and me, that's where I want to be ..... except when I'm killing infidels of course. "

Now it's time to get jiggy with Allah .... a la la la la lah .... gettin jiggy wit it. 
They try to hide their minarets but we be smarter. 

Near Fallujah, two strikes struck an ISIL tactical unit and destroyed two ISIL vehicle borne improvised explosive device (VBIED) facilities, two ISIL staging locations, and five ISIL buildings. By now you should know the score. VBIED means vehicle-borne improvised explosive device, you can tell which cars are rigged with explosives because when you fire a missile at them they explode. The facilities are called mechanic garages in the west and mostly VW's and Fords are used for bombs since they don't run as good as TOYOTA's .

Near Mosul, one strike struck an ISIL tactical unit and destroyed an ISIL bunker. A bunker is another name for a basement, if we destroy all the places then ISIL will be forced into being homeless and I'm sure you can agree that it's far more easy to ignore a homeless problem than a terrorist one.

 I think this location has been effected. 

A strike, is defined as one or more kinetic events (bombing) that occur in roughly the same geographic location to produce a single, sometimes cumulative effect for that location. What a professional way of saying a strike is when you bomb the fuck out of somewhere until there isn't much left.

The aim is to hurt the Daeshbags so that they can't carry out attacks. One of them was heard to complain about his chips being cold while another complained that this will be the most miserable Christmas ever unless they get some halal gravy granules in.

So we are winning!  

Coalition nations which have conducted strikes in Iraq include Australia, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, Jordan, Netherlands, the United Kingdom, and the United States.

Coalition nations which have conducted strikes in Syria include Australia, Bahrain, Canada, France, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, the United Kingdom, and the United States.

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