Friday, 13 November 2015

David Cameron Suggests You Set Up A Go Fund Me Page If You Want To Eat

Today David Cameron announced yet another series of austerity cuts but assures the public that the hard working people of the country will not be effected, just the old, unemployed and disabled. Children will not be effected at all either .... unless their parents are old, unemployed or disabled and will probably not even notice the cuts to healthcare and education.

To combat obesity free school lunches will be scraped and school bullying will be taught on the curriculum in an effort to properly body shame fatties into being slim and healthy.  

Later next month he expects to give details on the new Christmas and living taxes designed to make paying the government more money even easier than before. The new slogan 'Having less means having more' is expected to motivate the nation and to remind us that we are all in this together .....  whatever 'this' is.

It's not all doom and gloom, if you go onto the government's website you will see instructions to help people set up their own Go fund me page. Obviously those who get more donations need and deserve it more.

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