Thursday, 23 April 2015

The Thrill Of The Selfie

Kendall Jones is a 19 year-old hunter and cheerleader from Texas that likes to kill animals. She killed her first white rhino when she was only 13 years-old, what a gal. There are loads of photos of her online at various ages smiling beside elephants, rhinos, leopards, water buffaloes, crocs .... loads of animals, fuck she is soo hawt!

Democrat Mike Dickinson challenged people's perception of right and wrong by posting this. As like big game killing this is also perfectly legal .... but is it right?

Old Knudsen actually thinks that she is a bit of a minger, sure she is a young, blonde fit chick that could be on TV but even without the dead animal she isn't someone I'd look twice at. Kendall's 15 minutes of fame happened last year but for some reason blonde chicks who enjoy killing animals are common enough. 

Don't you think that fit blonde chicks make hunting look hot? Unlike Old Knudsen this lass Rebecca Francis can't get a hard on when she kills though I'm sure she gets nice and damp. 

She was congratulated for killing a peaceful stationery animal, I'm sure it was difficult. Bow hunting isn't a more sporting way to hunt game than using a high powered rifle, these hunters aren't on the ground within reach of a swipe of a claw or a good pounce, they are way up a tree or a platform hidden from view hence the camo. Why did she kill it?

"The locals showed me this beautiful old bull giraffe that was wandering all alone. He had been kicked out of the herd by a younger and stronger bull. He was past his breeding years and very close to death. They asked me if I would preserve this giraffe by providing all the locals with food and other means of survival. ... I chose to honor his life by providing others with his uses and I do not regret it for one second. They did not waste a single part of him. I am grateful to be a part of something so good." 

Then she posed for some respectful selfies. Oh look an animal on its own, better kill it as it is probably close to death anyways, the locals are licking their lips so why not? 
Other animals she has bravely killed are a 10 1/2 ft. brown bear, black bear, shiras moose, Alaskan moose, dall sheep, stone sheep, desert bighorn ram, rocky mountain bighorn ram, mule deer, whitetail deer, elk, mountain goat, antelope, arapawa ram, kudu, zebra, black wildebeest, giraffe, springbuck, blesbuck, lynx, badger, and squirrel. 

Gotta keep the wildlife in its place. 

There are about 80,000 giraffes in Africa, a decline of 60,000 in the past 15 years, people like Francis are making sure they decline even more.    

Is this a case of a movie coming out like 101 Dalmatians or Beverly Hills Chihuahua and everyone gets the dog? So with Hunger games every chick wants a bow.   

This cunt thinks he's Teddy Roosevelt,  a S&W 500 will do to a 2700 lb, 18'6" giraffe at 56 yards ... so fucking tough, is that while it's standing there eating or while its trying to get away? 

You can hunt giraffes on the ground, not much danger there and you can see it for miles. Why do people think they are tough because they kill a herbivore? One safari organizer will charge $65 to kill jackals and baboons or if you have the money it'll cost you $8,000 for a Hippo. You just don't wander about hoping for an older giraffe that the locals want to nom on.   

  I choked the chicken until I came. 

Like serial killers they start small, they kill bugs then rodents then pets before moving onto people. 

Mark Zuckerberg started with lobster, then he choked his chicken and before long he was slitting a pig's throat before getting a gun to kill a bison. 
At least he eats what he kills though he justifies it by saying the meat is tender and sweeter than beef and how we should take responsibility for what we eat killing it I suppose. Can he not afford the best cuts of meat? Maybe he just enjoys killing animals, is that so wrong? I think it's rather odd that he chooses to kill when he doesn't have to. 

It's time for a secret, that boy, he just ain't all there, we have to talk about Mark, he knows yer every move because you've given him yer personal details and he be cray cray.

I killed a cat lol!

Kristen Lindsey a 31 year-old veterinarian from Texas bragged about how she used her first bow to kill a feral cat in her back yard. It turns out that Tiger was not so feral, he had just been missing from home for 2 weeks.

Kristen with her mom Becky ... creepy furtive eyes are a family thing huh.

Tiger ain't coming home. The Washington Animal Clinic quickly fired her even though she had posted that she was too awesome to fire and local prosecutors are deciding whether or not to press criminal charges. Did she decide to be a vet so she could kill animals?  I wonder if she was playing Hunger games in her back yard. 

Since I eat meat I can't really say anything about hunting for food ... unless you don't have to then yer just a weirdo that gets off on killing animals. Old Knudsen has hunted in his life but didn't take any joy in it and so doesn't any more. 
He hunts his exotic meat (kangaroo) in the freezer section at Lidl, it's Deluxe brand and comes in a box, meat in a box, how fucking classy can ya get?  If you told me 20 years ago that I'd be eating deluxe meat from a box I'd assume that I won the lotto or married the Queen. 

Professional hunter and fat bloke pissed off Nellie.

Ian Gibson had been tracking an elephant bull during its rutting season in North Zimbabwe. Even though they are known to be aggressive when rutting Gibson had a client that wanted to kill an elephant and the customer is always right. So this dickhead got around 50 metres from it when it decided to charge them, he got off one shot before it squished him like a fat bug. 

The client was unharmed :(   

Elephants 1 humans nil .... yeeeooohhh!!!! um my condolences go out to the Gibson family, no not really. 

 I like animals ... that's why I like to kill them. He shot himself lol!

"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." ~ Ernest Hemingway. 

I've wondered how hippos could possibly kill 3,000 people per year but if wankers are going out there to shoot them then I suppose they get to meet and kill loads of people. 

Creatures so dangerous that they need to be hunted. Scorpions kill 5,000 people per year, snakes 50,000, Tsetse Flies 40,000, Mosquitoes 1,000,000, Bees 53 people and Ants 30 people and the hidden danger .... 150 people a year are killed by falling coconuts, not sure if this is falling from the trees or while they are carried by swallows.  

 Maybe I'm being a hypocrite but this lass posing with dead coconuts is ok in my book.

The real animals who have been fighting back, Leopards kill 15 people per year, African lions 70, Tigers 100 people, Domestic dogs 180 people ... they are waiting for you to nap. Cape buffalo 200 a year, Elephants kill 500 a year, just ask Ian, Crocodiles around 2000 people but humans are the number one killer of people in the world each year ... we rock! 

Don't kill animals for fun or sport, it isn't cool. If you don't eat it then don't kill it. Nature is disappearing, don't hurry it along, it is not an infinite resource so value it while it lives.

Honour the food on yer plate from Lidl or Tesco by appreciating it because not everyone has food so thank the universe that it is they who are suffering while you pig out on bacon flavoured donuts or whatever. Thank yer roast chicken for its sacrifice even though it didn't have a choice, manners cost nothing. 

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