Wednesday, 4 February 2015

How Do You Like Those Apples Eve?

Why don't I like Stephen Fry? Cos he's a smug, sulky, pseudo, intellectual git ... does that clear it up for you?
He was being interviewed by Irish TV host Gay Bryne ... heh, heh they are both gay. Bryne ripped off the US show The actors studio by asking Fry if he got to Heaven, what would he say to God?

Fry is also famous for being a celeb atheist, being an atheist makes you appear smart you see, even though Old Knudsen is getting as fed up with idiot atheists as he is the god botherers. 

Richard Dorkins is an atheist and he's as thick as pigs shit. Yer an atheist so you make a living talking about God. Move on and discuss something more interesting for fucks sake.

So Fry's answer to Bryne's question was similar to what Old Knudsen will do on judgement day.   

"I’d say, bone cancer in children? What’s that about?"

"How dare you? How dare you create a world to which there is such misery that is not our fault. It’s not right, it’s utterly, utterly evil."

A GIF says a thousand and one words.

"Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid God who creates a world that is so full of injustice and pain. That’s what I would say."

"Because the god who created this universe, if it was created by a god, is quite clearly a maniac, utter maniac, totally selfish. We have to spend our life on our knees thanking him? What kind of God would do that?"

"Yes, the world is very splendid, but it also has in it insects whose whole life cycle is to burrow into the eyes of children and make them blind. They eat outwards from the eyes.Why? Why did you do that to us? You could easily have made a creation in which that didn’t exist. It is simply not acceptable."

He said that he would have more truck with the Greek gods as they never pretended to be perfect and all knowing, they were much more human. That is why Old Knudsen can relate to Loki, a god that is easy to understand because he/she is more human. The Christian god is a cunt. A total hypocrite who uses abuse tactics, "maybe if you had prayed harder you wouldn't have lost yer baby" or "hey I gave you free will so not my problem. "

Punishing everyone because of a few is not fair and is not something a god of love would do. 'God works in mysterious ways' or 'he gave yer child cancer to test you' .... Oh please! That is as tired as the 'oh the shark thought the surfer was a seal and was curious and so bit off his leg' .... yeah seals don't have fucking legs the shark was just being a cunt.  

One journalist wasn't impressed with Fry's comment and called his answer 'rather passé' he then went on to say "God granted us free will not only to do bad things but also good things – like finding a cure for cancer or caring for those dying from it" .... way to go arsehole, blame people for having loved ones who died from cancer. Well maybe if you were better you'd cure cancer, you had the free will to study medicine so it's yer fault. 

He then also blamed the Devil for bad things happening so Tim Stanley for the Telegraph, yer a shit for brains dog rimming dick! .... just saying yer dumb is simply rather passé don't you think?

If we have the power to do something about it is our moral responsibility to do so.

As I've said before, God is a product of millions of different people , all with a different idea on what God thinks, of course he's a maniac with all those voices in yer head so would you be. 

'Please God give me strength to put up with people today, no don't give strength to the starving children of Africa to help them live another day, I'm far better than them and they would just waste the strength making more babies that would starve.' 

God gave us free will and yet he punishes us for what Adam and Eve did 6,000 years ago and are you comfortable with Eve getting 98% of the blame for the whole Applegate thing? God stop being a sexist cunt and quit it with the labour pains and the original sin. I don't even like apples.

The whole Bible thing shows God as being jealous and vengeful, a rapist and a dead beat dad. He has way too many issues without others giving him theirs too. It is said that the last leaf will only fall from the tree when God wills it, in that case Fry is right to question the almighty because there is a lot of unnecessary shit we could do without

If you don't think so then yer a mentally stunted person who hasn't experienced enough hardships in life, the kind of hardships that happen because shit happens for no apparent reason other than bad luck. Sure you obeyed the commandments but maybe you could have done more BAM! dead family.

Explain to me again the bone cancer in children? Where they horrible sinners or was all the pain and suffering and the very short life just God's lessons? I'm sure their parents would get so much comfort from whatever excuse that God has. 

On judgement day I'll be behind Stephen Fry (I'll no have him behind me checking out me buns) and God will have some explaining to do cos whatever sins Old Knudsen has, God has far more blood and suffering on his hands .... he has a LOT of explaining to do.


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