Sunday, 7 December 2014

A Message Of Hate Not Hope This Christmas

Pastor Steven Anderson has a special Christmas message for you. If we executed all the gheys we could be "Aids free by Christmas" .... no mention of all the straight people with aids but something tells me he isn't so concerned about aids as much as he is concerned with where other men put their penis'. 

"Anybody who's a homo or bi - it's all the same category - sodomite is what the Bible would call them".

Old Knudsen is not a Bible expert but he's pretty sure they were called sodmites because they came from the city of Sodom, they just happened to do stuff that those who wrote the Bible didn't like. 
The term sodomy used today means anal sex or in some countries can also suggest bestiality too. The slang insult sod off comes from it as well. 

People being ghey or having aids has never really spoiled my general dislike of Christmas, it's a terrible disease but scientists say the death toll and infection rate has dropped and eventually aids will become a lot less deadly. At this time of year I tend to think more about turkey than about gheys to be honest. Though Anderson seems to think about them a lot. 

What kind of loving God would condemn hot lesbians? I think Pastor Anderson needs to go deliberate some more. 
In his sermon called, 'Aids: The Judgement of God' he tells people to turn to Leviticus 20:13, "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, even both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."

Where is his Faithful Word Baptist Church anyways? Why in Tempe, Arizona of course. Arizona which is one of the Hellmouth states has 93% more hate and crazy than normal states. Florida and Texas often have a hard time completing.

 I liked Pastor Anderson better in Lost.

 "And that, my friend, is the cure for Aids. It was right there in the Bible all along - and they’re out spending billions of dollars in research and testing. It’s curable - right there. Because if you executed the homos like God recommends, you wouldn’t have all this AIDS running rampant."

All Christians are not hypocritical pedos I'm sure and I bet he doesn't speak for them all. Like Muslim radicals you mainly only hear the crazy ones. The Pope gives lip service to a toleration of queers though he is and always will be against ghey marriage ... it just isn't Christian and children can't be raised to be good people by gheys, they have to have a male father and a female mother ....  like wot Hitler and Ted bundy had.

Old Knudsen supports ghey marriage because why should the gheys get away with not being made miserable like all the other married couples? it just isn't fair. That'll teach them for being smug with their disposable incomes and superior fashion sense.

 You don't understand, we have to go back to the island!

His congregation may have laughed like the sinners they are so Anderson went on to quote statistics that he claimed proved that contracting HIV was directly related to being homo. Yes 96% of people getting blood transfusions are homos, even the children! 

He mentioned that no queers were allowed in his church. What if Jesus returned and was ghey? You believe he was white so being ghey shouldn't be too difficult of a stretch considering his alternative bachelor lifestyle back in the old cuntry. 

Anderson made the headlines in 2009 when he said he prayed that Obama would die and go to Hell. This Christian pastor is a bit total cunt, a lot like the DUP Creationists of Northern Ireland. They preach and support hate and then condemn Muslim clerics who do the exact same just under a different name.

If my son came home one day and said, "Dad, I'm a Homosapien" I'd kick him out the door!

With his wife Zsuzsa, I bet their sex life is amazing. 

He says also said that weemen who take birth control pills are hoors. It probably says that in the Bible somewhere. 
No my friend, the only weemen who are hoors are the ones that refuse to sleep with Old Knudsen ... they are obviously leezers too. 

So he doesn't like gheys, he doesn't like weemen, he hates equality, he doesn't like half naked people enjoying a swimming pool and will go elsewhere rather than see it, especially his own wife who uses the swimming pool fully clothed. 

Put some clothes on Zsuzsa and hide yer shameful elbows! 

Just look at that sinner with his shameful firm, muscular body, if you look closely you can see the outline of his hard throbbing manhood .... disgusting! No wifey I'm not done judging the sinners though maybe I'll show you what a real man is like, from behind of course as eye contact during sex is Satan's seduction, quickly Zsuzsa, while this image of disgusting well toned sin is still fresh in my mind.  

I reckon he protests too much. His issues seem pretty straight forward.

Like many Christians he believes he is something special, maybe he isn't that bad I mean he says the Nicolas Cage movie Left Behind is poison ... oh, not because it's a shite movie but because the version of what he believes is different so therefore anyone else are wrong.
Oh and you should buy the rapture movie he helped make, 'After the Tribulation' no agenda, he just wants the um truth .... and royalties.  

Old Knudsen quit being wrong years ago but it's nice to see that others still do it, and make money out of it.

"I am on a mission to educate people about the pre-tribulation rapture because it is a position that is based upon ignorance, and I just believe that if people would see the scriptures and see the facts, it would not be hard for them to come to the conclusion that the rapture definitely comes AFTER THE TRIBULATION."

You can't use the words the scriptures and facts in the same sentence you fool and anyone who uses Biblical scriptures to prove a point are really failing at the whole critical thinking bit. So Anderson is outspoken (which gets him attention) and has a blog on which he tries to sell his movie on.

If you can't see that he's a bigoted, hateful attention seeking hypocrite then you must be one too.

Don't fall for his hype or his hate filled lies as he'll take you doon with him.   

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