Monday, 24 November 2014

Scientists To Probe New Assteroid

Scientists are hoping to land a probe on the giant asteroid 69K/Chekhov-Gryziński. Much in the same way the Rosetta lander did but without ugly ass shirts and with more grappling hooks due to the greasy nature of the asteroid's surface.  

Project scientist Matt Tyler said, "We'll land the Black Mamba lander on the surface of
Gryziński and we'll dig in, yes we'll totally tap that asteroid."

Scientists are hoping that the information sent back will prove how much of the asteroid is made up of photoshop and wet dreams. 


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