Tuesday, 9 September 2014

You Too Can Be Jihadi, Ask Me How

I have a confession to make, last week I went to Iraq on a Jihad for research purposes. I went in wishing to demonstrate my dedication to .... well I wasn't sure to what but who is? After 3 hrs without drink or bacon I was shaking, luckily I carry a med kit containing a wee bottle of vodka with bacon bits in it, Al Qaeda took issue with that for some reason and showed me the door.

I moved onto to another group, I even pointed a finger and shouted Allen Achbar which is the guy in charge of all Jihadis I assume but no one would let me hold their severed heads so I went on a Jihad against them.
Fuck you ISIS and yer mini van of terror. Allen was nowhere to be found so I said screw this, let me know when ya make a video demanding stuff as I want to show off me skills, I've got the moves like Allen.

Old Knudsen is one of the world's top specialists in the werkings of the human mind. I have worked with departments, agencies and companies all over the world to find out A) What the fuck yer problem is and B) How to shut you up ..... when I say 'you' I mean the faction that is causing difficulties..... and maybe you too.

What is Old Knudsen's specialist field? why psychological disruption of course or mind dazzle as I call it so yous that don't like big werds can remember it. You may think that I take the opposite end of the argument because I'm a mean old bigoted asswipe but in reality I'm not bigoted, I have chronic dislike syndrome with a side disorder of apathy.

Yusuf Sarwar and Mohammed Ahmed, Islamic dumb and dumber.

What I have to do is figure out is the mentality of foreign Jihadis. The people who go and fight for Al Qaeda, ISIS or whoever, including both sides of the Ukraine conflict. They are usually male, you'll find that most groups that cause trouble are mostly male for some reason. 
Young males who are attracted to an ideology that is black and white and gives you the answers .... so not really very deep or imaginative people. These young men are struggling to find a purpose to their lives and feel they have something to prove, they need cognitive closure. 
  Foreign fighters in Ukraine.

They feel as if they are driven to act and going somewhere to shoot unarmed men in the sand will make them into important people. Yusuf Sarwar and Mohammed Ahmed were two 22 year-olds from Birmingham ..... England who went to Syria to fight, they didn't know much Arabic and had to order Islam for dummies off Amazon before they ventured to sand world. 
It isn't necessarily brainwashing into the Islamic faith as Jihadi Islam isn't considered to be the real Islam by most "normal" Muslims. 
Young people, especially males can be a little one dimensional, they see issues in black and white and stick to them no matter how stupid it is if it serves their agenda, they haven't had the life experience to analyze things and mostly just live life reacting. 
It's really sad to see older people who are supposed to be adults think this way. They just refuse to see other factors or to share the blame. 
 London woman Khadijah Dare and her husband Abu Bakr from Sweden. 
Khadijah Dare is one of the few female Jihadis, she traveled from London to Syria to marry her ISIS fighter husband from Sweden. She has one son with him and is expecting another child. While she does not get involved in the fighting being just a woman and all she does hope and dream one day to bravely kill an unarmed and cuffed British or American captive.
On Twitter she wrote,  "Any links 4 da execution of da journalist plz. Allahu Akbar. UK must b shaking up ha ha. I wna b da 1st UK woman 2 kill a UK or US terorrist."  Her cognitive complexity isn't very extensive which is why she fits in with the 'death to the west' crowd. Many young people from London not only type this way but speak that way too.

 I welcome any move in which she covers up that face.
Sally Jones a 45 year-old mother of two left her life of welfare benefits, and her two kids to run off and marry 20 year-old Junaid Hussain a British computer hacker who she met online. The two now live in butt fuck Syria. Jones has said on her social media account (just like the one Allah had) 'You Christians all need beheading with a nice blunt knife and stuck on the railings at Raqqa... Come here I’ll do it for you!' 
One of her former neighbours said of her , 'She was very scatty, everything was always a drama. Her language wasn’t good, her children were unruly and she was extremely loud. Men came and went but she lived mainly as a single mum with her two boys.'
 Junaid Hussain, I love blokes with masks and guns, they are all so hard ... not!

Another said, 'She was a nightmare. Always screaming and shouting and up all hours of the night. Everything about her was extreme. She had problems with debts so one minute she was there, the next she’d scarpered. She started to go through a phase of thinking she was a witch.' .... pictures on Facebook have her dressed in a cloak as that is how witches dress .... obviously.

A former lead guitarist in an all-girl rock band in the 90's she sounds like a tweaker slapper who likes attention and to shock people and woke up one day and realised she was 45, two kids and no man, when a 20 year-old bloke paid attention to her she became what he wanted ... yeah she'll really fit in, NOT! With female jihadis it seems there has to be a man involved. She won't last that long before she gets fed up being a slave and not partying and he'll get fed up with her too.

Aqsa Mahmood a 20 year-old from Scotland was radicalized online and ran off to join the Jihad. Well educated and from a middle class family she is now married to a Jihadist fighter in Syria. In 2005 western women were used as suicide bombers but now they recruit other westerners and make babies for the cause.

 ISIS dickheads.

Abu Rashash Britani, a British Jihadi has called for the Prime Minister David Cameron to be beheaded and for Muslims to attack soldiers on the street with knives in the same way that off duty soldier Lee Rigby was murdered. 

Yeah yeah yeah, behead him, rise up, revenge this, destroy that. It's as if people were born but only half grew up. Their mental capacity is not necessarily reduced, these people are not less intelligent than others, they have decided to only think in simplistic terms. I am right, you are wrong. Maybe deep down they know they are doing bad things but believe the cause is worth it.... or has to be.
 Iron man.

When 9/11 happened the US wanted some cognitive closure, it needed answers in a situation that was not normal. It boiled everything doon to the bare bones and decided that whatever it did was right, the Islamic terrorists and anyone who liked them were wrong and they would do whatever it took such as drone strikes at wedding parties to torture and rendition to win ..... fuck human rights, we hurt!  

In essence the US went Jihadi. That is the same mindset as the Brit or American who goes to Syria to fight, they look for answers and seek revenge. The thing that saves nations that go Jihad are introspection and having the freedom of speech to say .... wait a minute, are we doing the right thing? 
Bad shit happens during war but now we get to see it on our Twitter and Facebook accounts. It just means we need to be better than what we are. Civvies will never understand the tough calls made by the military if innocents are killed and will lump the tough calls with the bad calls .... Many don't want to know how their food is killed but they'll happily eat it.   
 Jennifer Lawrence
It was very difficult for rational people to be heard after 9/11, just a week after 9/11 Bill Maher said on his TV show Politically Incorrect "We have been the cowards. Lobbing cruise missiles from two thousand miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building. Say what you want about it. Not cowardly."     
ABC cancelled his show. Maybe it wasn't a tactful thing to say but you can't go and watch a TV show called Politically Incorrect and expect not to have your world view questioned.

If everyone stays angry and keeps up with the soundbites such as 'all Muslims are terrorists', 'we are a Christian nation', 'immigrants are evil', 'heritage, culture, no surrender', 'we are just defending ourselves', 'it's our right' then we are Jihadi and are not thinking clearly enough to do the right thing, we have closed our minds, disengaged our brains and our mouths are on autopilot.      

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