Monday, 13 January 2014

Bigfoot Is Dead

Rick Dye an intrepid Bigfoot tracker has claimed to have caught and shot a Bigfoot beast. "I love the Bigfoot, thats why I love to kill em."

He says he nailed some pork ribs from Walmart to a tree outside his tent to lure the beast. It seems that San Antonio Texas is crawling with pork rib lovin Bigfeet.

Dye who was involved in a Bigfoot hoax in 2008 is bound to be telling the truth this time, he wants to take the body on a tour.   

"From DNA tests to 3D optical scans to body scans. It is the real deal. It's Bigfoot and Bigfoot's here, and I shot it and now I'm proving it to the world."

The whole story seems real enough, you go searching for a mythical creature and when you find one lured by the promise of cheap fly ridden meat you shoot it dead .... like you do. 

Speaking of San Antonio an Old Knudsen fan known as Gordongearless88 went missing while on a spiritual vision quest, please come home Gordon yer young pregnant wife and yer 6 children miss you. 

1 comment:

Cardinal Sin said...

Good ol' US of A. If it moves, shoot it.