What my mother thinks I do.... She knows me so well.
Friday, 31 May 2013
Thursday, 30 May 2013
Intelligence, a quick mind and a generous humble nature will get you real respect. You'll never know about that as you see intelligence and kindness as weaknesses. You prick! stop judging others by yer standards which are as low as Old Knudsen's saggy bitter ball sack .... Ka-Chow!
Fuck!!!! she has really let herself go.... get to the gym and get rid of yon beer belly.
Labels: kim Kardashian's arse
Wednesday, 29 May 2013
Which leads me on to another point about how important it is to have regular shits.
Too many people not knowing anything, 'What is love uh uh uh uh ve anyway?' .... 'I wanna know what love is' ..... 'Is this love is this love is this love that I'm feeling?'
Some songs are merely about asthma and how their lover refuses to give up smoking and so takes her breath away.
Of course what did Plath know? A selfish cunt who killed herself leaving two young children.
Don't take songs to heart, before you know they'll end up of those stupid memes.
Tuesday, 28 May 2013
It didn't give Old Knudsen super powers, he couldn't break into apartments or hooses by scaling the walls or swing from building to building on lines of excretion.
He got cancer, a rare form of course only known to exist in radiative spiders and zombies.... before anyone says, "my ma died from cancer, I don't think this is funny" Old Knudsen doesn't care. Sorry for yer loss, yadda yadda move on, there are other fish in the sea.
The whole bitchy attitude about who gets a cape and who doesn't just got to Old Knudsen. Trying to out fabulous each other indeed.
I pumped up me resume and applied to become a starship captain . "Sorry we're looking for a Frenchman" ... I am French ya cheeky bugger, wee wee mon cherry.
Exploring strange new worlds and enslaving them. Boldly going anywhere cos I've got fucking lasers.
Ah well, me cancer was cured in the future so I went back to the present and got a job playing diddle eye music for American tourists, I even played with Bono .... he loved it.
Monday, 27 May 2013
Just flew in from Rio after finishing off the last scenes of my movie. Set in Belfast during the marching season, Liam Neeson plays Ian Paisley Jr who falls in love with a young Catholic gurl (Hendricks) but her ghey brother Colin Farrell won't accept their love .... lots of car cashes, shoot outs, flag protests and sex scenes.
Sunday, 26 May 2013
Look at the nice heart shaped arse, fine child bearing hips for a skinny lass.
Too many people telling others what they should think and what they should be doing. If they aren't Old Knudsen then they should fuck off!
Labels: sexy sunday
Saturday, 25 May 2013
They do at least have the support of the fictional Iron Maiden band mascot 'Eddie' and I hear 'Hong Kong Phooey' also supports them but couldn't make it over today.
Keep up the good work people cos I just love laughing at people wasting their time. I just hope yer hangovers aren't too bad tomorrow and I see you all at church looking bright and British.
Don't bring yon Glasgow folk with you, we don't like that lot hanging around. It's funny seeing Scottish folk protesting about wanting to be British, my own Scottish blood bubbles at being British as that is only by chance, shame on these lowlander English lap dogs.
Sorry I couldn't attend the protest .... I was too busy robbing yer hooses as I knew you'd be out.
It's a bit like the Sheriff in Jaws trying to convince people there is a Great white, she says serial killer and no one believes her.
Anderson's DI Stella Gibson is played with a bored reserve. The character isn't very complex it's like an asshole guy but it's a woman, cos thats what weemen in charge are like... Anderson's accent is dull and drab just like her acting, only flaky Anderson can make a sex scene the place where you get up to put the kettle on, remember when she was hot? Those were the days. Now she channels Megan Fox, was GA always kinda dumb or did I just not notice because she gave me the horn?
The show isn't very ..... interesting, even a hot naked dead woman getting her nails painted is kinda dull.
The show was eagerly accepted with people looking for the locations of where the scenes were filmed. Botanic gardens, Holiday Inn and serial killers walking around the Holylands of Belfast ..... now it's "wow this show is boring crap" there was certainly a lot of hype thanks to the famous female lead.
Game of thrones is filmed in Northern Ireland and so will the new Dracula film. Dracula will be a spide from East Belfast who can't find any virgins to feed on as the millies of Belfast are born pregnant with their father's babies.
Unless the Fall comes up with blood sucking midgets fucking hot chicks then I think Old Knudsen is done with it.
I'd love to see some zombie movies made in Northern Ireland as we have plenty of dumb looking people with vacant open mouthed stares to fill the roles.
The day of the mouth breathers staring Stephen Baldwin ..... sounds great huh.