A nice deep belly button is a gift from Gog. The stench trench and the bunghole don't really work for this unless you want typhoid or hairs in yer teeth.
While Old Knudsen can enjoy a buff woman in excellent shape
So you get yer favourite sass, as an example Old Knudsen will go for McDonald's Honey BBQ sass, pour it into the lovely deep belly button and then proceed to dip yer nuggets (o'er er missus) or you can dip some fries into it.
Old Knudsen used to have a boner for Kelly Rippa with the tiny nippas. When he seduced Ms Rippa , one hot New York day a few years back, the smell of love juices was already in the air of that cheap motel room, the fresh scents from Kelly's love gash and the stale ones of many a broken promise that died in that room for $20.
When Old Knudsen feasted his eyes upon her ripped torso the outy sat there mocking him. "You didn't tell me you had an outy" ..... Kelly looked confused, "Just get out you deceiving hoor of Babylon and never, I repeat NEVER blacken my door again."
As breakups go, that one was not too bad.