Saturday, 16 November 2013

Princess Anne Says Eat Me!

Office politics

Princess Anne has become the first Royal to endorse oral sex. She has suggested that Britons eat horse meat with some whacky idea that if horse owners thought they could get money when their horse died they would look after the animal better. 

I think what it really means is that people will have another reason to steal horses and kill them off when they need some cash. 

Princess Anne who is the unnatural product of breeding between Prince Phillip and a horse has not had a good seeing to since 1995 when a stable boy intent on molesting some horses mistook her for one.

Unless the princess has taken to promoting Tesco and their horse meat fuck ups she wants her horsey meat to be eaten out ..... disgusting!

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