Web Of Lies

It has been well established that Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams is a sociopath, he has no remorse for the people killed or disappeared by his orders or the harm he has done their families. If he lives by a moral code of ethics it's one invented that suits him and his cause. He is well used to using the appeal of the Irish to charm and manipulate others. He hides behind a wall of lies with people who have passed away as his witness of his actions ..... and he probably tortures orphaned puppies.

He said that one of his most vivid memories of his time in jail (1973 - 1977) was joining a chorus of Monty Python's Always Look on the Bright Side of Life with other prisoners after the guards had beaten the shit out of everyone.
The prison guards beat them mercilessly and threw them into their cells, all was silent for a time then a wee voice doon the at the end of the wing started singing the song and before you knew it hundreds of prisoners were singing it ..... ah good times.      

Except the song wasn't written until after his release in 1979. Maybe Eric Idle was in a cell and just made it up then and there.

 

Lets Monty Python his account up a bit, if yer gonna lie then lie big.

We had just finished lunch which was a very passable bit of risotto and a good glass of Château de Chasselas. Obadiah the prison guard called out, 'time for yer daily beatings, form an orderly queue please' I pointed out to the guard that yesterday's beating was well below par and that I'd be lodging a formal complaint.
The guards mercilessly beat us with broken bottles covered in razor blades and wrapped in barbed wire, they would taunt us by saying we loved onions more than potatoes which was a total fabrication which I denied every time even if it meant that I got 15 times more of a beating than everyone else, they even used a sword covered with thumb tacks and dipped in acid to beat me with but I said no! the potato was my utmost fantasy next to a united Ireland fantasy.
They threw us roughly to the ground then dragged us to our cells where we sleep on a pile of old newspapers and dead rats.... the newspapers were the Dail mail, those Brit bastards!
When the guards left there was silence, then a small quivering voice of defiance started to sing from the end of the cell block .....

Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. 
When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best, and...

 Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Did you tell that to yer niece when she came to you for help and told you her Da was diddling her? "Don't worry Aine, worse things happen at sea."

Gerry was never in the IRA and didn't know the IRA men training Farc guerrillas in Colombia.

He also didn't have any contact with his brother Liam for 15 years after he found out that he was abusing his daughter Aine, thats Liam on the right with the pedo gaze in his eyes.

And many more things he doesn't own up to until there is photographic proof but letting Liam keep his knee caps and remaining in Sinn Fein and even working with children ..... just deny and let things blow over.    

Be like Old Knudsen and never lie so then you will never face the shame of getting caught. Not that Gerry feels any shame. 

 

No those leggings don't make yer arse look big, the 50 LBS of buttock lard per cheek makes yer arse look big.
You don't get any thanks for being honest but at least yer conscious will be clear.