Sunday, 6 October 2013

Those In Glass Hooses Should Not Swing Cats

Good Sunday all you Christian pedos, leave the kiddies alone and have lust in yer dirty hearts for consenting adults.
Some bomber jacket wearing, short hair cutty weemen have accused Old Knudsen of being a sexist, misogynistic, lecherous pervert but I can assure you all that Old Knudsen is not sexist or misogynistic.
He just loves the weemen, in fact 8 times out of 10 he'd choose to make splendid messy love to a woman than anything else. 
Now we have that settled, go pop the kettle on love and while it's boiling clean the place up like you weemen are good at doing. 
Old Knudsen didn't fight the Germans on Iwo Jima just so cunts like you could judge him. You enjoying being free an shit? Yer fucking welcome!

Just to show how much Old Knudsen doesn't give a fuck, Debbie here is gonna strip doon to her birthday suit cos sometimes boobs just aren't enough.

Oh cum now, don't be shy, people are waiting to see yer undercarriage so LOSE THE FUCKING SHORTS OR YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!!!!!

 Much better I think you'll all agree. God made chicks with dicks so you'd have plenty of choice so leave the fucking kids alone, I don't care if Jesus did it, it isn't cool.

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