Tuesday, 1 October 2013

I Judge So You Don't Have To

Did you watch the Miley Montana video about yon wreaking ball? were yer toosers bulging enough to grab a cushion as a shield so yer mammy didn't see? or did so much juice ooze out of yer stench trench you left a trail like a slug?

  Quit getting hyped up, her music is so blah and well shes trying too hard .... she isn't sexy.

Look at Scarlett Johansson, she has the silly tattoos, has even dated Sean Penn and yet Old Knudsen would still ride her.... that lass is hot. 

Compare Miley to ...

Something with meat on its bones.

Katee Sackhoff is so hot that when she pinches off a loaf it steams and burns through the toilet.

It's also about attitude too, don't be such a window licker, Mick Jagger and Gene Simmons did the whole tongue thing and Madonna (back when she was hot, before Sean Penn) did the rest.

 Penn always looks like hes on the verge of hitting someone all the time and everyone knows that you don't go full retard. The lad takes himself too seriously and is a fucking rich commie so get off my TV!
There, my revulsion has been stated, oh and Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss are supposed to be supermodels? ..... fucking mingers and always have been.

Go on, tell Old Knudsen how wrong it is to judge? How would Old Knudsen feel if someone said his blog was crap and he wasn't funny?

Aye like that would ever happen and if they did say that they'd be lying or insane like duh. Old Knudsen only listens to his superiors and betters and values their opinions ..... Old Knudsen has yet to find anyone superior or better.


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