Thursday, 19 September 2013

This Post May Contain Violence And Nuts

An Asda superstore in North West London  had a midnight launch of Grand Theft Auto 5. After buying his copy a 23 year-old man was hit on the head with a brick and stabbed, his video game taken.
While this is very sad yet ever so ironic it could have been worse.

He could have bought Saints Row and gotten beat up by a big rubber penis named the penetrator .

Police have yet to make a statement on whether real life violence which has been going on for centuries causes violence in video games.

The DUP have said that this is the fault of Irish dissidents and that they need more EU funding to fight them and Fox News have claimed that Obama is to blame.

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