Sunday 1 September 2013

On The Seventh Day God Had A Wank

Old Knudsen just doesn't feature sexy naked weemen on Sunday because hes a pervert you know .... ach no he fucks a jar of raw liver on the bus cos hes a pervert.

A pervert is someone who will do something that you won't, if you find being aroused by nakedness sinful then you've been mentally abused by religion.

Its a well known fact that Christians are pedos, either they are attracted to the religion to gain access to children or the religion turns them into pedos.
Maybe a bit of both. Priests and ministers are exposed to large doses of religion and so are the ones who do it more and are most likely to get sloppy and get caught.

Today is yer church day so you may be extra horny and go online looking for hot children. Old Knudsen aims to help you get attracted to hot adults.

I didn't know they made weemen with air bags as standard.

Miley's performance at yon award show needed a 7 inch silver surfer me thinks.

Old Knudsen does like the almost white skin colour, it reminds him of Beech trees which arouse him greatly.

 
A blonde! how did you get into this post? .... oh yeah, you've got boobs.

 Might as well have another.

Yet again my thoughts go to Syria ..... Persian weemen are hot!



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