Thursday, 15 August 2013

Maze IRA Shrine Given The Greenlight

First Minister of Northern Ireland Peter Robinson did a U-turn on the development of the Maze prison grounds that housed Loyalist and Republican terrorists. Worried that there would be some sort of IRA shrine many Protestant types have been foaming at the mouth....  as usual.

Why is the world so angry?

Mr Robinson has been quick to assure people that he'll have the final say on any shrines and will make sure they are all tasteful an shit.

In support of Mr Robinson Willie Frazer said, "slure wee won ta be guilan oh intermin beys moudourers gee hav rites an victims agwille shun"  we have not quite figured out what Mr Frazer said but I'm sure it was sane, intelligent and very relevant. 

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