Monday, 12 August 2013

God Hates Zonies

The Gastonguay family are Christians who live in Arizona. You just know that this is going somewhere crazy don't you?

 Thank you for serving, now burn in hell fag boy.

Not liking the way the US was heading, allowing ghey marriage and allowing abortions Sean and Hannah decided to jump in a small boat from San Diego and headed for the island nation of Kiribati.

They complained at having to pay taxes for abortions but didn't mention paying for the wars, thats Christians for ya. 

Kiribati is way the fuck doon near Australia, 2000 miles away from it, also Kiribati has been affected by climate change and rising sea levels and so are moving nearly all of the population to Fiji where they bought some land .... yeah great plan so far.

 Some people are just too dumb to be allowed to have children.

So with their 3 year-old and 6 month old and Sean Gastonguay's father they set sail in a leap of faith to see where God led them. After two months they hit some storms, took some damage and got low on supplies. Hannah Gastonguay 26 said, "didn't feel like we were going to die or anything. We believed God would see us through."  

Fucking morons! after 91 days at sea they were picked up by a Venezuelan ship for about five days before transferring to the Japanese cargo ship and ended up in Chile. The US embassy in Chile flew them home ..... that shit ain't for free, embassies itemize everything they spend on you and give you a large bill... enjoy. 

Hannah Gastonguay said the family will,  "go back to Arizona" and "come up with a new plan." what about one with a rocket ship aimed in the direction of Mars, I'm sure God will help you out again.

Oh oh what about going to Russia, they don't like the gheys there and Russians are fucking nutters too.

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