Thursday, 11 July 2013

Sexy Lady Tennis Playas

Tennis is like golf is like cycling is like Grand Prix racing ..... fucking dull. Most sports are, do you ask people to play yer Xbox just so you can watch them play the games? The only thing Old Knudsen likes to watch is private bathroom moments or crazy monkey sex, sport is just fucking weird ... gives Old Knudsen the creeps. 

John Inverdale is a sports commentator, he sits and blabs all through the game like a black person at 
the cinema. In a recent moment of profound wisdom while talking about French tennis player Marion Bartoli he said:

"I just wonder if her dad, because he has obviously been the most influential person in her life, did say to her when she was 12, 13, 14 maybe, 'listen, you are never going to be, you know, a looker.'
'You are never going to be somebody like a Sharapova, you're never going to be 5 feet 11, you're never going to be somebody with long legs, so you have to compensate for that.
You are going to have to be the most dogged, determined fighter that anyone has ever seen on the tennis court if you are going to make it,' and she kind of is."

The bloke is an ex-rugby player and has made previous derogatory comments about weemen's tennis .... aye he totally fits in at the BBC.  
He also has two daughters himself. I wonder if he ever says to them, "yer Da is a bit thick and to be honest, both of you aren't too bright either so use yer hoo hoo to catch a rich husband and trap him in a loveless but financially beneficial marriage."

Bartoli has dismissed Inverdale's comments as irrelevant to her.

Like she gives a fuck, she won Wimbledon which apparently is a big deal to some and now she has a big fuck off fancy dish to eat her favourite pasta meals out of  .... all with garlic bread of course as she is French and I picture her loving the garlic bread for some reason.

On a side note I'd hate to think about the faces she makes during organism... too late I thought about them.

 I win!!!!!!

Stop trying to be a sexist BBC lad Inverdale, you've still checked out her granny panties when her skirt flies up don't tell me you haven't. 
She may be French, ugly and hairy but shes a winner and therefore highly fuckable if only for boasting rights ... aye we men are total fuckers.

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