Monday 29 July 2013

Crocodile Tears And Fake Tits

 

Nothing good comes from Leeds like poor Josie Cunningham a 23 year-old single mother of two didn't have any tits.
So she told her doctor that not having tits made her depressed. When Old Knudsen doesn't have tits in his life he too gets depressed.

Before you know it she got a £4,800 operation on the NHS. 36DD implants just to achieve the appearance of a 36C.
Who could have guessed that Josie wanted to be a model?  This op didn't go doon too well with the public and Josie thanking the tax payers and the NHS didn't help much either.

She did of course get em out and well ..... where do I start?

They aren't very good and you aren't good enough looking to be a model, bad skin, dodgy tats and no offense but yer orange and a bit of a minger .... I'm sure yer a great mum though.

Well Josie isn't happy with them either and wants a smaller size and intends to sue the NHS for making her sullen and distraughty. Probably why she ordered yon chihuahua puppy, to make yer happy.

   No, leopard print and a onesie do not make you look like a cheap chav, nor does that wall paper.

Josie who is saving up for a nose job will take the NHS up on their offer of botox injections to cure her excessive sweating.
Maybe if you didn't slap that terrible looking fake tan shit on an inch thick yer skin would be able to breathe.

Josie's role model is Katie Price who is a model, author and gurlfriend to famous blokes etc. The haters have been calling Josie, Katie Cut-Price so cruel.


Even if Josie looked perfect she'd still be a minger as there is nothing attractive about her inside or out. Shes working the system and laughing about it.   

If only they had worked on her mental issues rather than a quick expensive fix.


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