Friday 19 July 2013

An Honest Mistake, On The Hole



Republican congresswoman Michele Bachmann suffers from migraines, I'm sure the investigation into her alleged misuse of funds from her 2012 presidential campaign isn't helping them any. Luckily she has friends that care about her.

Only a dirty mind could think that this looks like a sex toy. 





Rex Elsass, the CEO of the conservative Christian political consulting firm Strategy Group for media






thought he'd give her something that she needed ... a massager, so he sent an employee out to buy one.

The employee bought the Ass-master 3000 vibrating pleasure machine which I suppose in certain lighting may look like a vibrator.... a great choice BTW.   

The offending tool of joy was “intercepted” by the Christian group before Bachmann received it which spoils my little day dreams and her fun somewhat. 

Intercepted? .... that sounds like tampering with the mail, a federal offense with a $2000 fine and up to five years in prison.... Americans take tampering with sex toys very seriously.


Old Knudsen suspects that there is more to this than meets the eye.

Bachmann really needs it, she suggested that Congress should “spank” President Obama and “pinch his ears back” in order to “give the president a major wake up call” regarding immigration reform.

She said “He has a perpetual magic wand and nobody’s given him a spanking yet and taken it out of his hand.”

She also suggested that Obama shove his huge throbbing black cock up her ass while discussing his healthcare reforms.... thats the last time she'll be asked to appear on The view I reckon.  

Fucking gagging for it and Rex Elsass knows it.


I wonder if her husband Marcus knows she is a horny hose beast on the prowl, he spends most of his time on the golf course, if it wasn't for Rex always calling round she'd be lonely too.


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